Sep 5th, 2015 - Australatina Insurgency Command Post -

[Totenkopf]

For a long time now, Phil has run his social life and relationships just like he runs his fictional country - that of an angry dictator, massively attempting to compensate in ego for, well, everything.

While Chris could easily be compared to a dictator in many ways, CWCVille is still, in a sense, a paradise. Sure Chris is basically their god and it's sort of strange, but everything is that way because Chris feels that's what would make their lives the best. The best part of playing pretend is that it doesn't have to be realistic. While the ideas presented in his land may come off as odd, they are all benevolent in motivation.

Phil is Hitler. His response to feeling threatened by Facebook is to publicly declare his genocide and terrorism campaigns against the Jewish people and Synagogues, simply because Mark Zuckerberg is a Jew. He seems to find pleasure in promoting Ethnic Cleansing for very questionable and petty reasons (granted it's not like there are many good reasons to justify Ethnic Cleansing, but you understand my point).

Phil's real life relationships are very similar. Those who disagree with him, question him, or plain don't kiss his ass constantly, and quickly banished and publicly decried. Maybe he'll threaten them or their family, who knows?

For the most part, this has worked. While agents like us have lurked in the shadows taking notes and gathering survivors, he's managed to seemingly stay inside his little crazy-bubble.

But the last few days have brought us something new. Something rarely if ever seen before, at least in my experience.

The people are speaking out.

We must lead our brothers into the coming glorious battle against the forces of evil.

Our SADSOG agents are already in position to provide arms and munitions to these new warriors.
Prepare for the oncoming storms of war.

Welcome to the fight.

 

[Ravenor]

If Phil was born in most non western societies like the ones he idealises, he wouldn't have survived to the age he has now, In China he would have been drowned, in Russia he would have been left outside on a cold night.

The very reason he is alive today is he was born in the west where we try an treat all people equally, he hates the very culture that is responsible for his very existence and providing him support. If he was born in Russia, Latin america, Asia, or the Middle East he wouldn't be around today, but his limited capacity for understanding makes him think he would be accepted in any culture other than this one, hell it makes him oblivious to the fact people tollerate him at best and ignore him on average and detest him at the worst.

He has a brother in a group home and knows he is just slightly more functional than him, he fears that he will end up like his brother an instead of making something of himself he try's to find a community that will enable his entitled toddler personality.

TLDR, Phil is a leach an only capable of being a leach, and should be shunned.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

Its a shame that Phil is too dim to even understand that his social circle is crumbling around him as fast as it is.

With winter approaching he really should be trying to suck up to as many people as possible on the off chance he needs a place to warm up, or saving up some of the tugboat to buy some decent winter gear.
Instead hes still doofing off with the tattoos still and apparently pissing off every tranny sympathizer on the west coast.

I predict this is the winter he loses some digits to frostbite.

EDIT: Off topic, but read the comments for the video in OP post. Did those motherfuckers just recruit some kid?

 

[Totenkopf]

EDIT: Off topic, but read the comments for the video in OP post. Did those motherfuckers just recruit some kid?

Welcome to Chechnya

 

[The Dude]

It's funny how Phil paints us to be these evil, disgusting villains who hate trans-people, and then when he sees his friends drop him and then come here to share their experiences with him to us he then vilifies his former friends. If we're so bad, then why are Phil's former friends and supporters joining us? Kiwi brainwashing? Bribery? Really delicious cookies? Or is it more likely they discovered how toxic, delusional, and insane Phil is and got the fuck outta Dodge while they still could and came here to cope with the trauma of associating with Our Diabetic Dickgirl?

 

[Reddit Avenger]

It's like when those high-up officials in the North Korean government defect to the south. But y'know, infinitely more retarded and with shittier outfits.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Long Live the Revolution!

 

[Bassomatic]

I almost want to drink 27 beers and do an indepth write up why Kim Jon is more like Phil than Hitler.

Both are surrounded by only ass patters, some turn and lead better lives away from the nutter. Hitler at least was really big on his diet, unlike Kim Phil.

Praise be to the CIS army, Al-Gott Bear mit uns.

 

[Strelok]

If Phil was born in most non western societies like the ones he idealises, he wouldn't have survived to the age he has now, In China he would have been drowned, in Russia he would have been left outside on a cold night.

The very reason he is alive today is he was born in the west where we try an treat all people equally, he hates the very culture that is responsible for his very existence and providing him support. If he was born in Russia, Latin america, Asia, or the Middle East he wouldn't be around today, but his limited capacity for understanding makes him think he would be accepted in any culture other than this one, hell it makes him oblivious to the fact people tollerate him at best and ignore him on average and detest him at the worst.

He has a brother in a group home and knows he is just slightly more functional than him, he fears that he will end up like his brother an instead of making something of himself he try's to find a community that will enable his entitled toddler personality.

TLDR, Phil is a leach an only capable of being a leach, and should be shunned.

I dunno, on the other hand a Chinese or Arab Phil might have had some fucking sense slapped into him young enough that he never became the potato we all know and loathe in the first place.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I can't believe I haven't looked closer at Phil until recently. I've been aware of him for years before I was a member of this board, but seriously, seeing him now, he's really gone off the deep end.

"Why not use some tattoo money to get a winter jacket"

 

[Guardian G.I.]

If Phil was born in most non western societies like the ones he idealises, he wouldn't have survived to the age he has now, In China he would have been drowned, in Russia he would have been left outside on a cold night.

If he had been born in Russia, he wouldn't have been killed outwards, but he'd have a hard time anyway. The Russian society, being significantly more collectivist and uniform than the American one, doesn't have a high tolerance to people who go against the established societal rules and moral code - someone or something would have knocked some sense into him sooner or later, be it his parents, bullies at school, his peers in the army or just life itself.

Oh, and if he had tried to beat his mother there, he would have immediately become an outcast - one is supposed to respect and support their parents, and such an act would have been regarded as absolutely despicable and immoral. He wouldn't get any sympathy from anyone after that.