Lovequest September 30, 2014 - Men, Dating, and Britney Spears -

[Petronella]

Chris responds to an article about Britney Spears not needing no man.

Edit: Thanks for the improved screenshots, Null!

: Replaced the screenshots.

http://static.kiwifarms.net/public/updates/fb/2014-09-30_britney_bitch.png

 

[Pikonic]

Ooh! Heartthrob, that's a new one!
OT, but they couldn't find a more flattering picture of Brittney Spears? Dat face…

 

[kobebyarlant]

I three-quarters disagree with him. We can section out our agreements into quarters apparently. Kinda like his initials.

Also, he really likes Britney Spears, doesn't he?

 

[Hyperion]

Mentally prehistoric?

Pot meet kettle.

 

[Cackman]

"LGBTQ"?

So he's gone from omitting the gays completely to including them twice? (I assume the Q is Queer)

 

[crease danger]

"LGBTQ"?

So he's gone form omitting the gays completely to including them twice? (I assume the Q is Queer)

Q means "questioning."

Also the incredible amounts of hypocrisy is shining through here. That's the Chris we know and love.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Chris responds to an article about Britney Spears not needing no man.

Apologies for the crappy screen grabs, my phone compressed the pictures kind of funky.

Well, he might as well include himself in his description of men, because that's all pretty "mentally prehisoric" in itself.

 

[CatParty]

Isn't "heartthrob" generally a term for guys? What is he trying to tell us about his "girlfriend"

 

[Zvantastika]

I dont even know where to start... Guess what gets me is "males are garbage" and paragraphs later asks for tolerance and respect... What.

 

[hellbound]

"LGBTQ"?

So he's gone form omitting the gays completely to including them twice? (I assume the Q is Queer)

I've seen it go as far as LGBTQQIAAP for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual/transgender, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, allies, and pansexual.

Also I think we're reaching a point where Chris's posts are indistinguishable from a seeded random word generator.

 

[the Borg]

The Q is generally regarded as questioning. You can really grow that acronym to include all of the different "archetypes."

 

[almostnothing]

Former (really) SJ activist here. When there's one Q, it usually means queer. When there's two, the second stands for questioning. Adding zillions of letters for every special snowflake is part of why I retired. I'm way too practical to give a damn.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Classic Chris. I particularly like him pitying people without a significant other to come home to. That particular hypocrisy made me laugh. I'm sure the HRC appreciate his particular brand of tolerance.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

So Chris is still a man hater, because all men everywhere act and think like the high school boys in the movies for the rest of their lives.

 

[butt in trouble]

Classic Chris. I particularly like him pitying people without a significant other to come home to. That particular hypocrisy made me laugh.

Don't forget how he embodies all of the negative qualities he listed that he believes most males have.

 

[DH 384]

I really don't even know where to begin with this one...he starts off by pulling the "In order to make a traditional couple and contribute to future generations, there must be a man and a woman" argument I've heard a lot of homophobic folks use, but then ends up saying that everyone should be in a relationship with anyone regardless of straight or LGBTQ? Apart from the whole thing being chock full of Chris' Habit Of Capitalizing random Stuff, it's nearly word salad at this point.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure the whole thing's about love and tolerance even if it misses the target...

 

[generalmeldor]

Also, he really likes Britney Spears, doesn't he?

Let's just hope that he's wearing underwear when he steps out of the car.

 

[Ca Ira]

"My Little Pony: Friendships Are Most Magical"

 

[Petronella]

I just like that Chris took an article about how you don't need a relationship to be happy and used it to talk about how he pities single people.

 

[regularjohn]

Sooo... hes talking like hedoesnt have a girlfriend... Whats up with that? Did he forget he had one again?