Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
True & Honest Fan
I used to tear my shirt, but now you tore my heart!
This is allegedly a song that the Hulk Hogan wrote in honor of a young fan who died of cancer before he was ever able to live out his dream of sitting ringside for a match- there's some people who insist that this is all a crock of shit due to specific wrestling timelines. But who cares, listen to those awful MIDI trumpets.