Set up a 1-800 number no one answers. -

[RI 360]

We're sorry, but we cannot connect you to our customer service, please try again later

and with voice mail

fucking lol

 

[NumberingYourState]

We're sorry, the number you are trying to reach is no longer in operation, press 1 to be redirected to the next operating line, press 2 for language selection, press 3 to get fucked with a ginger root

 

[The Fool]

Hook it up to a machine that constantly redirects the user to other machines in an endless loop. I'm sure that'll give a few cows hours/days of entertainment.

 

[CatParty]

complaint line is genius

 

[Cuck Norris]

Just get a re-dialer and have it call TLL.

 

[GS 281]

1-800-69-Chris

 

[RI 360]

1-800-GRL-COCK

 

[D.Va]

it'll still have a better pickup rate than TLL.

 

[CatParty]

1-800-69-Chris

1-800-GRL-COCK

1-800-die-null

 

[Morose_Obesity]

We're sorry, the number you are trying to reach is no longer in operation, press 1 to be redirected to the next operating line, press 2 for language selection, press 3 to get fucked with a ginger root

Is that good for the prostate? Vitamins and such?

 

[NumberingYourState]

Is that good for the prostate? Vitamins and such?

Yeah it also makes you more accepting of LatinX

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Set it up to forward to Greta's fake trans lifeline.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Write a script that looks up their number on whitepages and automatically creates a thread with their dox.