Sexy Blake Shelton salt -

[proteus4994]

So in some lighthearted salt news, Blake Shelton was voted People's Sexiest Man Alive and Twitter is not having it.

No real drama, just Twitter being pissed. Most of them wanted Idris Elba, the rest wanted Jason Momoa (who looks like he's half of an assault charge away from going to jail imo)

 

[H4nzn0]

Er... not real salt here. (not to powerlevel but) Just people making crappy burns on Blake.

Salt would be more like people destroying Blake's CDs or their electronics with Blake Shelton on them.

p.s. He's also the singer of that intro on NBC's coverage of NASCAR races.

EDIT: I stand corrected. There is salt.

 

[proteus4994]

Er... not real salt here.

I'd say it's salt, but it's mostly lighthearted.

There are people who are genuinely pissed, mostly that Blake said something a little racist once.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

See, now if this was Sexiest Woman Alive, anyone that disagrees with whoever was picked would be called a sexist rapist or something.

 

[RG 448]

They should do the progressive thing and name a woman the Sexiest Man Alive.

 

[A Hot Potato]

@yawning sneasel said I was cute looking!

Sexiest Kiwi when?

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel said I was cute looking!

Sexiest Kiwi when?

You could troon out if you wanted. I mean if @Buffalo Bill can do it, anyone can.

 

[A Hot Potato]

You could troon out if you wanted. I mean if @Buffalo Bill can do it, anyone can.

Never say never, baby!

 

[MrLobe]

Er... not real salt here. (not to powerlevel but) Just people making crappy burns on Blake.

Salt would be more like people destroying Blake's CDs or their electronics with Blake Shelton on them.

p.s. He's also the singer of that intro on NBC's coverage of NASCAR races.

EDIT: I stand corrected. There is salt.

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It's amazing how Idris Elba has become the default celebrity white people turn to when they need to virtue signal. He's the Harry Potter of black guys.

 

[BubbleButt]

Blake Shelton is semi-attractive and I might have sex with him

 

[proteus4994]

It's amazing how Idris Elba has become the default celebrity white people turn to when they need to virtue signal. He's the Harry Potter of black guys.

The irony is that I'll always think of him as a Baltimore drug dealer.

He is one hell of an actor though.

 

[Transvaalan]

It's amazing how Idris Elba has become the default celebrity white people turn to when they need to virtue signal. He's the Harry Potter of black guys.

Hes friendlier looking than "I want free".

 

[Vorhtbame]

None of these people is right. The sexiest man alive is Mr. Bame.

...Oh, wait, we're talking about a gossip rag's attempts to stir the pot and sell copies. Right.

(Also, Elba's okay, but that voice? Pls. You want a sexy voice, you go with Keith David.)

 

[Somsnosa]

Elba is a good actor but the black community has much better to offer for eye candy, like will smith and kanye west and lowtiergod

 

[Cooking Mama]

That birdhouse comment was fucking hilarious.

 

[Pikapool]

 

[TiggerNits]

Wanna make a tweeter bot that sends messages to any guy posting the words "Blake" and "Sexiest" with the tweet "lol, faggot"

 

[Hui]

This is one of the dumbest things to care about. God please just one more flood...

Also, I have no idea who this dude is. How far gone am I?

 

[Vorhtbame]

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Adam Levine? What? Lol. His voice is 150% in his nose. Nothing sexy about a guy whining at you about his skillz in the sack.

Elba is a good actor but the black community has much better to offer for eye candy, like will smith and kanye west and lowtiergod

Tbh, I'm kind of shocked these twits' go-to "sexy black man" isn't Obama. (I mean Barack, not Michelle. What's wrong with you?)

 

[BubbleButt]

Tbh, I'm kind of shocked these twits' go-to "sexy black man" isn't Obama. (I mean Barack, not Michelle. What's wrong with you?)

Michelle is just Barack in a wig.