Skitzocow Sexy Vegan / Hanz DeBartolo III / Vegan Hanz - best dancer in the world, public masturbator, Justin Bieber stalker, murdered a woman and diddled a dog

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

Meet Sexy Vegan, formally known as Vegan Hanz, or Hanz Debartolo. He has had his name legally changed to Sexy Vegan.

Sexy Vegan is a blue haired, athletic looking guy who is known around Los Angeles for dancing in the streets shirtless in short shorts, having stuff smeared all over his body, and just generally acting wild.

He moved to LA from the Chicago area in April of this year and judging by Facebook posts going back to 2011 he’s always been somewhat eccentric and danced in the streets. Earlier this year however, around the same time as relocating, he seems to have taken a sharp psychological decline and ramped up the crazy by a great degree.

info:
Sexy Vegan / Hans DeBartolo III
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hanz.debartolo
email: veganhanz@usa.com
website: uniqueonlinedating.com
phone number: 323-617-8667

youtube accounts:
main - Sexy Vegan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbyMaULr0SIKNMN1dEqZstg
old- vegan hanz - https://www.youtube.com/user/hansdebartolo3
older - Hanz Hanz - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVXH-_H5X5vKuSfS1_xcazg


Some interesting facts about Sexy Vegan:

• Trump supporter
• loves to dance in public
• admits to murdering a homeless woman in Chicago for torturing cats
• admits to publicly masturbating in the street while people walk by
• admits to stalking Justin Bieber
• admits to living out of his car, but still can afford a gym membership at an expensive gym (Equinox in West Hollywood) and to eat out at vegan establishments
• Dad died in 2014 and Mother, who he calls 'Master', sends him money to live off of

claims:

• IQ is over 200
  
• has 2% body fat
  
• best dancer ever to have lived
• best looking person ever to have lived
• can beat up anyone on the planet
• rated 9.9 out of 10 on ‘Hot or Not’ with 320 votes back when they did ratings
  
• drug free but drinks 40 cups of coffee a day

Another interesting aspect about Sexy Vegan, he has created a dating website. Only $10 a month for members to talk to other members, although he seems unsure as to why not many people use the site. The homepage is pretty self-explanatory
Unique Online Dating


some choice videos:

Sexy Vegan explains why he doesn’t use toilet paper when he wipes his ass:

Sexy Vegan breaks down his current business situation with Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen, also sings a song

Performing an original composition, while hopping on the roof of his car in traffic

Dancing in public like a loon

Being arrested in Beverly Hills

Really I could go on and on. There are way too many good videos to post.


As an example of just how far Hanz has fallen here is a video from less than two years ago. He appears a completely different person then

Hans is also an author of two books, you can view them at his Amazon page here
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byl...ield-author=Hanz+DeBartolo&sort=relevancerank


He also appeared in one movie back in 2007 in which he played himself playing a cop
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2483766/


And lastly as an added bonus, here is his X-tube account if you would like to see him masturbate - NSFW
http://www.xtube.com/profile/hot6packvegan-35689221#activities

 

[chimpburgers]

All vegans are lolcows, and we have another crazy celeb stalker. Nice.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

For one moment I thought it was going to be that John Sakars sperg who posted stupid music videos with his Stockholm Syndrome suffering parents.

But no, this guy is way funnier. Also, his books are vanity published by a "CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform."

 

[pozilei]

Dying your dog blue seems like a very un-vegan thing to do, no?

"Vegan stuff doesn't go bad" Yeah, I'm going to tell that to the tomatoes I just had to throw away because they got mouldy.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

You know, judging from other videos it seems Hanz does get a lot of benefit from Lucky as an emotional support animal, and Lucky seems fairly happy was well.

As opposed to someone like Ali Rapp and her dog Karen, who I generally fear for Karen's safety sometimes.

looks like Sexy Vegan got a snazzy new pair of shorts. Also a new phone number he mentions at the end of the video. Although he says it so fast I can't make it out. 323 area code.

some SV updates. he's been on a tear lately

straight up admits to murdering a homeless woman in Chicago wtf

bathes in Chanel cologne at $145 a bottle. also, he did murder someone, and also also, will be Emperor of the United States one day

Encourages everyone to use their bare hands to pick up dog poop instead of using doggy bags. Also do not wash your poopy hands with soap afterwards, soap paralyzes bugs

coffee habit, 12 shots of espresso every four hours. Also carries a full length mirror with him wherever he goes

selling some used dirty shorts

Also updated OP with his current phone number. He freely gives it out in his videos and encourages people to call or text him

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Jesus Christ, I just finished watching that video that I guess is supposed to sell me on his dating website. How many times can someone say 'but I don't want to say too much about my life' before spending the next 5 minutes describing how they don't mind if they don't pull because they can masturbate to themself in the mirror?

But yeah, it's pretty pathetic seeing someone lie so much in such a short space of time. Midlife crisis much?

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

He's just going on and on with this murder thing, mentioning it in many videos. Very unrepentant about it. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on something like that.

Mom (master) has cut him off financially and wants nothing to do with him because he's a murderer. He goes in on her

This can't be good. In another video he's trying to sell underwear. thats how hard up he is.

 

[Malt Liquor]

This guy need some serious mental help

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

For real. Probably not going to happen anytime soon now that he's cut off from his family. I'm surprised they let him get this bad all while still funding him to get by.

I foresee some something serious happening as Hanz gets more and more desperate. Can't end well for him.

 

[Frozen Space Faggot]

Typically there's no statute of limitations on murder trials- so on the (probably very slight) chance it really happened, he could be busted big time. The competency hearings might be colourful though.

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

Apparently he has a website and wrote some books. I can't understand what he says when he gives the URL, though.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

www.uniqueonlinedating.com is his dating website

His Amazon page is here

 

[Taargus]

As an example of just how far Hanz has fallen, here is a video from less than two years ago. He’s appears a completely different person then

Jeez, poor fella. Seems like he was nice enough. You tagged this accordingly, and I'm definitely in agreement- dude probably had dormant schizophrenia.

The cop video had me in fucking stitches. When he proclaims 'more quality female butthole than Salvador Dali' and the video just cuts

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

He's a product of US negligence on mental healthcare.

 

[Chinaman]

Apparently he has a website and wrote some books. I can't understand what he says when he gives the URL, though.

I was expecting Vegan Gains. I got some oompa loompa instead.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

He's a product of US negligence on mental healthcare.

Sadly this guy isn't even that out of the ordinary on the streets of Los Angeles. He's just one of the more colorful characters. There really is an epidemic of homeless schizophrenic people wandering around. Not really any easy solution of what to do about them.

 

[Bassomatic]

Sadly this guy isn't even that out of the ordinary on the streets of Los Angeles. He's just one of the more colorful characters. There really is an epidemic of homeless schizophrenic people wandering around. Not really any easy solution of what to do about them.

Easy, laugh at them online.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

Easy, laugh at them online.

There should be a campaign to get all crazy homeless people a phone and a youtube account, then set up on Patreon. Instead of begging for change on the street they could make money entertaining people on the internet. win/win

 

[khvkhbvrnings]

I'm sad, because i expected his dancing to be decent. What was i thinking?

 

[Scampers]

Anyone wanna pay $10 for some top quality writing such as this?