Skitzocow Sfseaserpent / DawgfaninCa / Bill and Bob Clark - Spams about dragons swimming in San Fransisco Bay, has been doing so since 2004-present.

[BowlerHat]

Bill and Bob Clark are 60-odd year old twins whose personal endeavors spread across multiple forums, in particularly, a forum dedicated to debunking bullshit. The twins have spent over ten years sperging about ''sea serpents in San Fransisco Bay''. Typically, a response from the twins will warrant a novel's reply, and petty insults.

http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1098&sid=d168ed900e05ee96b10b3dee22dcff7f

Since the thread is over 150 pages long, I'll offer a few screenshots that portray the gist of it;

Other places;

Why stop now? Why not make a whole website about it?

After searching their screen name, ''sfseaserpent'', another website came up;
http://s3.invisionfree.com/draconology/ar/t2.htm

They were also featured on an Animal X 'documentary', which was cringy; though I had the link to the video yesterday it appears to have been taken down.

 

[Null]

Bill and Bob Clark are 60-odd year old twins whose personal endeavors spread across multiple forums, in particularly, a forum dedicated to debunking obvious bullshit. The twins have spent over ten years sperging about ''sea serpents in San Fransisco Bay''. Typically, a response from the twins will warrant a novel's reply.

http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1098&sid=d168ed900e05ee96b10b3dee22dcff7f

What is the original photo?

 

[BowlerHat]

The photo was a still from video footage that the twins ordered payment for in order for others to watch it. The footage itself was shown on a documentary, and one of the footage analyzers concluded that it was a flock of birds skimming near the shore. The twins didn't like this conclusion, so instead they consulted cryptozoologists to give them the conclusion they wanted.

 

[Null]

The photo was a still from video footage that the twins ordered payment for in order for others to watch it. The footage itself was shown on a documentary, and one of the footage analyzers concluded that it was a flock of birds. The twins didn't like this conclusion, so instead they consulted cryptozoologists to give them the conclusion they wanted.

I'm asking because there is no photo in the thread. I think the forum has guest attachments disabled. This is a 150 page thread with a huge number of posts; if you have an account there you should screenshot some of the best moments. It'd help your thread.

 

[BowlerHat]

I'll get on it.

 

[GV 998]

I was a cryptozoologist once. I studied mythological creatures in depth. I even tried searching for some. I really wanted to believe all those fascinating creatures from folklore were really out there, that our world was just a bit more fantastic than it is on the surface.

I was 10 years old at the time, by the way.

These guys are how old, again?

 

[BowlerHat]

I was a cryptozoologist once. I studied mythological creatures in depth. I even tried searching for some. I really wanted to believe all those fascinating creatures from folklore were really out there, that our world was just a bit more fantastic than it is on the surface.

I was 10 years old at the time, by the way.

These guys are how old, again?

But did you study them from only 20 yards away?
Edit: the website seems to have had some recent activity, if anyone wants to give them a shot.

Posts on the Unexplained Mysteries forum http://www.unexplained-
mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=68104
This http://www.pierfishing.com/msgboard...&start=0&sid=0ed59b1a442d38499b98742b8da23fc6

Blogspot sperging

 

[ThatManInTheTopHat]

http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=1098

They call themselves ''Bill and Bob Clark''.

His username reflects his obsession. He believes that there is a sea serpent, essentially a biblical dragon, living in the San Francisco bay. He's spammed hundreds of websites with this notion, often signing up on multiple websites just to make topics about it. He says he has had over a dozen sightings of these dragons and often resorts to insulting and belittling skeptics rather than offering the evidence he claims to have.

Typically asking for evidence will warrant a response such as this:

I'm unsure if they really are two people, or his ''brother'' is just a part of whatever delusions this guy has going on. This guy has a very eccentric internet footprint, and another alias he goes by is ''DawgfaninCa''. He will often invade topics that have nothing to do with dragons and essentially derail threads to make them all about him and these imaginary magical dragons he hallucinates/deludes himself into seeing. Even if this guy's a troll, he's been doing this since 2004-2005 almost every single day. That's some dedication that by itself I think deserves a spot on here.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...tal-remains-of-18-meter-long-dragon/73194310/

They even have a website to cater to their obsession, which is basically their little echo chamber: http://home.access4less.net/~sfseaserpent/

http://home.access4less.net/~sfseaserpent/id7.html

According to ''sfseaserpent'', the photo below is of a baby dragon's head and an example of their ''evidence'';

''Sfseaserpent'' posted the former image to SkepticForum, proclaiming it as undeniable evidence, where the members there thought he was joking. Sfseaserpent then acted dumbfounded as to why they could not see a dragon's head. Usually such posts follow up with long winded rants that most people can't be bothered to read.

They also like to sperg about their supposed sighting by drawing diagrams just in case it's too hard to follow;

http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=27415&sid=0870cdda4ed59a7bbc320322daeb9ddd&start=40

http://z3.invisionfree.com/draconology/ar/t2.htm

''Sfseaserpent'' vandalizes a fishing forum - http://www.pierfishing.com/msgboard...&start=0&sid=d07e5781afa2de32f375a24bbeaa253a

They were also active on Wikipedia at one point, most of their time was spent on the ''sea serpent'' article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sea_serpent

They're also particularly fond of people who dub themselves as ''cryptozoologists'' as a search of their alias also popped up this page - http://www.cryptozoonews.com/bousfield-obit/

There's loads more but I don't feel like copying all the links. Obsession is a dire understatement and this is ALL they ever talk about. They're apparently in their 60's or 70's. They've been banned or kicked off of loads of forums because the members there got sick of their crap.

They'll also like quoting the Bible as if this gives credence to their claims of giant 150 ft reptilian apex-predator dragons living in San Fransisco Bay (that no one's ever photographed or seen).

Source: http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=1098&start=5760

An example of the kinds of responses they give;

A video about ''Oarfish'' is enough to trigger off their sea serpent rants:

More Bible sperging;

They claim their first ''sighting'' was in 1985, which means this behavior has been going on for nearly 40 years and they've wasted 40 years of their life to this nonsense. It doesn't seem like it's going to stop anytime soon. They'll also repeat phrases word for word like a broken record and go on convoluted rants that are full of insults, rhetorical questions and a holier-than-thou attitude that's far from subtle.

Along with the sea serpent delusions that would be out of place even in the 1500's, he also believes that he's a reincarnated space-alien who remembers being brought before some ''galactic panel'' before he was born that determined he could be sent to earth, and as you can see in this thread here, he doesn't deny this - https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...s-not-a-constitutional-right/75362326/page-6/

He's harassed this marine biologist dude named John E. McCosker about sea serpents to the extent he almost called the cops on him and he says so (without any self awareness) in this thread here -

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...-us-presidents-since-wilson/60964555/page-12/

In addition he made a sockpuppet account to bump his sea serpent thread and tried to make it look like it wasn't him even though the writing pattern was exactly the same between accounts. The mods knew it was him, so they anchored his sea serpent thread and also the thread he made about why his thread got anchored.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/for-those-people-interested-in-my-sea-serpent-sighting-and-video/68843892/page-14/

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...ut-my-sea-serpent-sighting-anchored/75120542/

 

[Red Dragon]

First of all, I have never ever been anywhere near San Francisco in my entire existence.

Jokes aside, I found interviews with them on this site: http://www.animalx.net/monsters-san-francisco-bay/

And this is their "video evidence":

 

[ThatManInTheTopHat]

First of all, I have never ever been anywhere near San Francisco in my entire existence.

Jokes aside, I found interviews with them on this site: http://www.animalx.net/monsters-san-francisco-bay/

And this is their "video evidence":

Guy talks weird.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Dragons in San Francisco? Either this guy gave me the plot of my next novel or he read Shadowrun one too many times.

 

[Tallest Irk]

I hope he never stumbles upon historical maps from the medieval times:

It could be too much for him.

 

[ThatManInTheTopHat]

Found a video of them both together -

 

[ThatManInTheTopHat]

Sfseaserpent/DawgFanInCa recently tried bumping his thread with a sockpuppet account and this was a bit too obvious, ended up getting his thread anchored and is now whining about getting downvoted and getting his threads flagged - https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...ut-my-sea-serpent-sighting-anchored/75120542/

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...-serpent-sighting-and-video/68843892/page-15/

He's damage controlling hard -

 

[ICametoLurk]

He made a reply to this thread even though almost no one posted in it for like 2 years.

On 3/2/2018 3:03 PM, Bob Clark wrote:
Kiwi Farms <https://kiwifarms.net/>

The following message has been sent from Bob Clark
via the contact form at Kiwi Farms


Thread about my brother and me

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Your stupid members can post their stupid thread ridiculing and
insulting my brother and me but it doesn't matter what you or they think
because we have 3 videos that prove sea serpents exist and occasionally
swim in SF bay.

They're real and they're spectacular!!!

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https://kiwifarms.net/

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He made a reply to this thread even though almost no one posted in it for like 2 years.

Nice Streisand Effect

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Doesn't San Francisco Bay have tires that are tied together and area's where sea lions get to sit on?

Even Clifford Paiva claims that their videos just show a group of animals, not one large one.
http://mysteriousdestinationsmagazine.com/sf-sea-serpent-sightings

It's nice that they think somethings out there but Bob and Bill, you've been chasing after something that's not there for 30 years. You'd have better luck finding something on the east cost or going north to British Columbia

 

[Super Collie]

If dragons aren't real then where does Bad Dragon get the measurements and shapes for all of their toys? Hmm?

Checkmate, atheists.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If dragons aren't real then where does Bad Dragon get the measurements and shapes for all of their toys? Hmm?

Checkmate, atheists.

I thought they were molds of sea cucumbers.

 

[The Un-Clit]

These poor autists will never have a chance to see their beloved sea serpants EVAR again, up here in Vancouver we lured them to the shore by wafting fumes of poutine out to sea while playing the entire Rush discography at half speed underwater, where we hauled them out, gaffed and gutted them and then sold the parts to Chinese labour barons who turned the organs into boner medicine for rich Chinese with small peepees and the skin into Donald Trump branded gatorskin wallets for stupid Americans with smaller peepees and brains. (The smart Americans buy our world-class weed instead.)

True story, fam.

How else do you think I can pursue this life of luxury and shitpost on the Farms all day long?