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Shallon Lester is a professional “lifestyle influencer” who’s made a career off of fabricating celebrity gossip and giving out terrible relationship advice to teenage girls. As the former Deputy Editor and acting Editor-in-Chief of Star Magazine, a trashy celebrity tabloid magazine that you'd find at a local grocery store checkout aisle, Shallon saw the potential in monetizing her long-winded wine aunt ramblings, and thus made a career out of her YouTube channel. Before she became popular on the platform, there’s a chance you may recognize her from those awful kissing tutorial videos by Howcast that went viral around 6-7 years ago.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWOCwdgjW8m/ / https://archive.vn/blbO3

Shallon has flown under the radar for the longest time, given how she's closely tied to mainstream media and pop culture-type circles. That was until another YouTuber by the name of D'Angelo Wallace put out two videos addressing Shallon's content, her garbage takes, and some of her degenerate past + present behavior. Keep in mind that the majority of information about Shallon and resulting drama has come from D'Angelo's two videos, which I recommend watching or listening to if you have the time:

  • Intro to who Shallon is and D’Angelo explaining how he stumbled across her while researching Ellen DeGeneres.
  • Shallon's 1st video talking about how Ellen DeGeneres is a psychopath.
    • Claims that Ellen "allegedly" won't let her wife have a baby and keeps her home all day.
    • Tries to apply some bullshit psychoanalytical number-based test to prove that Ellen's a psychopath.
    • Literally compares Ellen to that of Adolf Hitler.
  • 2nd video about how the pandemic will ruin Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's marriage.
    • Claims Meghan's some kind of master manipulator that convinced Harry to separate himself from the royal family.
      • Connects the separation point to the kind of behavior abusers are known for.
      • Believes Meghan's a morally bankrupt person.
    • Spouts some more easy-to-debunk lies about Meghan.
  • 3rd video about Pete Davidson's breakup with Arianna Grande (thumbnail title: "How Beta Males Manipulate Women").
    • Shits on Pete for being bipolar, having BPD, and claims he has no intentions on fixing himself.
      • Believes that Pete going to rehab is just an excuse for him to get more drugs.
    • Shames Pete for openly talking about in an interview how he's self-harmed in the past.
    • Continues to shame Pete for bringing up his suicidal thoughts.
      • Essentially says that he either should have killed himself or simply not have brought it up at all during his interview.
    • Separate video's brought up where she shits on white men for suffering from anxiety and depression.
  • Videos about Shallon's absolute hatred for Selena Gomez.
    • Gossips about Selena being an alcoholic, despite having a recent kidney transplant at the time.
      • Goes on to say that she's practically wasting the organ that was donated to her.
    • As part of a "song review" of all things, Shallon (gleefully) predicts that Selena will eventually die from overdosing.
  • Old tweets showcasing Shallon (mid-to-late 20's) openly thirsting after a teenage Justin Beiber (around 16).
    • Selena and Justin were a couple for several years, hence the hate boner she has for Selena.

  • After D'Angelo's first video dropped, a wave of videos came out from other YouTubers talking about Shallon.
  • Shallon puts out a response (below) on her subreddit, which has far less engagement than that of her YouTube channel, Twitter account and Instagram page.
    • Calls the haters "clout-chasers."
    • Has privated her Twitter account + hid her YouTube channel's subscriber number.
    • Acts like the main criticism she's received was her needing to be more positive and acting less like an armchair psychologist in her videos.
    • Claims she blocked D'Angelo on Twitter because he doxxed her.
      • Can't provide proof that he doxxed her cause Twitter removed it (which it clearly did not).
      • Says she's filed a police report and is now under legal advice to not talk about any of this (yet does it anyway).
    • Shallon deflects all criticism, saying how the people calling her out are only doing it for the drama.
    • Downplays one of her past predatory thirst tweets as being "weird and lame"
      • She says this while having deleted tons of tweets + going private on Twitter.
    • Past tweets + blog posts where she talked about turning gay men straight.
    • Blames her past tweets on abusive relationships and depression.
    • Ends her response saying that she and her fanbase are strong women that sometimes offend people.
      • Also says that she's totally new to being a vlogger (which is bold-face lie).
  • Past video where she talks about why she prefers going for younger guys, as it's easier to control them in the relationship.
    • Doesn't believe men can be sexually traumatized by women.
  • Confirms that she's been lying about her age.
    • Currently claims to be around 35, though past interviews + info reveals her to be 37 or 39 y/o.
  • More past tweets revealed of her thirsting after teen boys.
    • Constantly brings up New York State's legal age of consent.
  • Video (featured below) of her interviewing a band made up of teen boys.
    • At one point she's practically molesting the lead-singer's hair.
    • The band members tell her they're not really into sex, yet she continues to try and get them to be more sexually active.
    • At one point she tells them how she's had boyfriends younger than them, despite how they're all currently around 18 at the time.
      • Once again points to NY State's legal age of consent.
  • Tries defending herself over past racist and transphobic statements + videos brought to light.
    • Something about Mississippi's culture being summed up as poor black people and shrimp(?).
    • Something about how BTS all look the same and that they look like white women.
      • Says that she can't be racist cause she had an ex-boyfriend who was black, helped raise money for a black family, and worships at a predominantly black church.
      • None of this relates to people saying she's racist toward asians.
    • Something something calls a trans-man an "it" and a "thing."
  • Conclusion: Shallon (and her blind supporters) needs to get her shit together.

TL;DR: Shallon has a history of putting out terrible videos, blogposts and tweets showcasing her hypocrisy toward men, bigotry toward mental illness, and all-around predatory behavior toward teen boys. She practically refuses to own up to any of the legitimate criticism she's received, and has instead defaulted to playing the victim.

Additional Sources:
D'Angelo's pastebin links (archive)
Lolcow thread (archive)

Shallon's main response to D'Angelo's first video via reddit, the platform she has the least engagement on (archive):
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Claims that she's a victim of DOXXING (archive):
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Shallon allegedly ripping off a fan for $40 worth of advice (archive):
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Some batshit crazy explanations for why she hid her YouTube channel's subscriber number:
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While she's privated her Twitter account and hid her subscriber number, she still currently has the title of "predator" listed on her instagram page:

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Her bizarre thirst for Justin Beiber + teen boys:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRCEuv8DbOh/ / https://archive.vn/HYqeU

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Screen recording of her past tweets (archive)


https://youtu.be/8Crtw_YGa7U / https://archive.vn/QhWRm

Not even the few comments on the video from 10-11 years ago felt that her interview was in the least bit appropriate:
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And lastly, a few select pics from her Instagram, and the gem that is her LinkedIn page:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BxkOnbmFsKF/ / https://archive.vn/yCeBL
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BoOpr3eFPnZ/ / https://archive.vn/RPlGe

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No idea how it's possible to have your LinkedIn profile associated with a convicted scam artist, sexual abuser and child sex trafficker. Must be some kind of accomplishment.

Accounts
Instagram / Archive
LinkedIn / Archive
Subreddit 1 - r/Shallontourage / Archive
Subreddit 2 - r/Shallentourage / Archive
Twitter (tweets currently protected) / Archive
YouTube / Archive

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