Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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PrinceofAllCucks

Never send a Chad to do a cuck's job.
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How come it has to be everyone of the ISWV group that is "behind it" instead of just the one person who made the fake GFM?
Shane. You spread the screenshots. You were the one calling attention to it. You were the one to bring it to everyone's attention. How is it your parodies fault that you fell for such an easy bait?
 
Shane. You spread the screenshots. You were the one calling attention to it. You were the one to bring it to everyone's attention. How is it your parodies fault that you fell for such an easy bait?
Shane buddy, you won the race. You announced it first, not Nick! Take pride in that. Just ignore the fact that anyone with more than one braincell can see it was bullshit and take your win.
 

ColtWalker1847

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"The movement that is 90% trolls shitposters is behind this parody on twitter"
Good work gumshoe.
The cherry on the failsmug sundae is that Shane thinks it actually existed as a fundraiser for people to donate money to and is something someone could get charged for fraud over. It was a tos violation at best. And that is if it got published at all which he has no proof of.
 

Karl_der_Grosse

GG Allin once threw his poop at me.
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That looks awful. I guess he couldn't go to a real tattoo artist since they don't accept shoes for payment, so he bought some safety pins and grabbed some guy in front of the parole office.
I still can't believe that his reaction to being trolled about his shitty tats was to take clearer photos of them, thereby showing the entire world that they're much more shitty than we initially thought.

Shane is definitely the most inadvertently comic figure in this whole thing, but even in this flea circus he's the one wearing the biggest clownshoes.
 

Monkey Prick

GET OUTTA MY WAY
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How come it has to be everyone of the ISWV group that is "behind it" instead of just the one person who made the fake GFM?
Nice of him to admit to being their mouthpiece now that they're muzzled by their team of unpaid lolyers. I don't think he'd out and out said that they were telling him to post about stuff, we knew he was getting info from Ron though.

Maybe it's time his communications become an interest to the plaintiff.
 

A Weddell Seal

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Nice of him to admit to being their mouthpiece now that they're muzzled by their team of unpaid lolyers. I don't think he'd out and out said that they were telling him to post about stuff, we knew he was getting info from Ron though.

Maybe it's time his communications become an interest to the plaintiff.
Watch him start a GoFundMe if he gets a notice from BHBH.
 

tds

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The best part of this story is the perennial state of outrage in which this bunch of dumbasses live.

With the 3-4 lawtwitters saying that it's almost a capital offence to make a parody account (well... they can't explain why, but you just have to trust them... as usual)

It must be exhausting to be permanently appalled. About a parody account, a cigar smoked between friends, a joke on a bean, videos on youtube, stupid posts on KF.

Police officer in 2019 must be a difficult job. Imagine every day receiving complains from people like Shane about something they mistakenly understood.
 

Expendable Zaku

"Sieg Zeon..."
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I had a crazy thought: start a GFM for Nick (for legal fees) to sue Shane. For defamation. And make the only way out of it is to read a signed letter that A: formally apologizes; B: admit that he was not only wrong at every turn about the situation, but that he colluded with MoRon to defame both Vic and Nick; and C: reveal exactly what the fuck he was doing at his cons that he admitted was "bad behavior." Why? Because I've never seen such a two-faced, creepy piece of shit in anime culture in my entire life that deserved this more. I'd donate to see Shane forced to legal up and burn for it.
 
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A Weddell Seal

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I had a crazy thought: start a GFM for Nick (for legal fees) to sue Shane. For defamation. And make the only way out of it is to read a signed letter that A: formally apologizes; B: admit that he was not only wrong at every turn about the situation, but that he colluded with MoRon to defame both Vic and Nick; and C: reveal exactly what the fuck he was doing at his cons that he admitted was "bad behavior." Why? Because I've never seen such a two-faced, creepy piece of shit in anime culture in my entire life that deserved this more. I'd donate to see Shane forced to legal up and burn for it.
I doubt Nick would go after Shane from a legal standpoint, he probably would not be able to get Shane to admit he was wrong and what the bad behavior was either. Furthermore, Nick would probably not start a GFM for something he could likely fund himself.

If anything, Shane might be at risk of being subpoenaed because of his communications with Ron, but we shall see what happens.
 
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Genkoda

A fluorescent African American government worker
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I had a crazy thought: start a GFM for Nick (for legal fees) to sue Shane. For defamation. And make the only way out of it is to read a signed letter that A: formally apologizes; B: admit that he was not only wrong at every turn about the situation, but that he colluded with MoRon to defame both Vic and Nick; and C: reveal exactly what the fuck he was doing at his cons that he admitted was "bad behavior." Why? Because I've never seen such a two-faced, creepy piece of shit in anime culture in my entire life that deserved this more. I'd donate to see Shane forced to legal up and burn for it.
All nick would get out of the suit is a bunch of discounted payless shoesource shoes from the going out of business sale.
 

AnOminous

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I had a crazy thought: start a GFM for Nick (for legal fees) to sue Shane. For defamation. And make the only way out of it is to read a signed letter that A: formally apologizes; B: admit that he was not only wrong at every turn about the situation, but that he colluded with MoRon to defame both Vic and Nick; and C: reveal exactly what the fuck he was doing at his cons that he admitted was "bad behavior." Why? Because I've never seen such a two-faced, creepy piece of shit in anime culture in my entire life that deserved this more. I'd donate to see Shane forced to legal up and burn for it.
It's crazy because only a crazy person could make an argument in the damages phase that Shane is actually an influential person who people believe.
 

RodgerDodger

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Nice of him to admit to being their mouthpiece now that they're muzzled by their team of unpaid lolyers. I don't think he'd out and out said that they were telling him to post about stuff, we knew he was getting info from Ron though.

Maybe it's time his communications become an interest to the plaintiff.
He hasn't figured out that all of Ron's communications with him WILL be outed and published on the record.
 
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He hasn't figured out that all of Ron's communications with him WILL be outed and published on the record.
I can't wait for there to be one of two things: either there was no real communication, and Shane has been lying this entire time or Ron said even more insane shit behind the scenes and gets in even deeper legal trouble.

The third option is that Shane was 100% correct this whole time. If that's the case, I propose @AnOminous eats a shoe on nulls stream.
 

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