Shannon Marie Evert / shaedog96 / Shaquana Jefferson - Hypocrite, klepto, fat, youtuber

[Strawberry Pocky]

What I never understood about the 5 Bite Diet thing......?

Instead of eating a fucking Snickers or Mars bar or fives 'bites' of a sugar stick of literal chocolate/caramel/nougat and get nothing but empty calories and fat? Why not get fucking protein bars. If Quest Bars or Combat Crunch or Oh Yeah One or whatever you can buy at GNC are too expensive and bougie for you (even though one or two of them a day are STILL way less money than eating fuckloads and truckloads of crap food that made you a huge fatty in the first place) you can get boxes of 6 or 12 Great Value brand Protein Bars at WalMart for cheap.

They are the same fucking size as a damn Snickers, they still taste like Chocolate or Salted Caramel or whatever flavour they make them in, but they are actually somewhat lower in carbs and pumped full of protein and kinda some nutrients and stuff too. You might as well TRY get a scant amount of shit into your body besides sugar and nougat.

idk tho. Maybe everything about Shannon just baffles me and I think about her dumbassery with logic too much. I'd rather have 5 bites of a Quest bar than 5 bites of a fucking Kit Kat.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I hadn't heard of this diet, but any excuse for a fatty to incentivise themselves to cram as much low-grade junk into their mouth with each "bite". I'm sure that doing the total opposite of what healthy people trend towards (small bites chewed for longer to make small meals feel more filling) will bring great results

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I hadn't heard of this diet, but any excuse for a fatty to incentivise themselves to cram as much low-grade junk into their mouth with each "bite". I'm sure that doing the total opposite of what healthy people trend towards (small bites chewed for longer to make small meals feel more filling) will bring great results

The diet is "Fives bites only" twice a day. Thats literally fucking it.
It promotes itself as emulating the diet and lifestyle etc of Gastric Band/Gastric Sleeve and Bariatric Surgery patients (ie: stomach staples and lap bands and stuff that make it so you only can possibly eat tiny physical volumous amounts) these 5-Bite-Diet cult mindframe people are the same sort of fatasses that could and would lose weight and benefit from Gastric surgery, but can't or won't get it so some crackpot DoCtOr wrote a book about only eating five botes of food a day to copy the eating style and made a quick buck.

They are supposed to eat Snickers bars because apparently they are "exactly five bites big" and after weeks and months of only eating them you have trained your brain and stomach to see something as small as a Snickers or Mars bar as a normal portion size, shrunk your stomach, blah blah blah.

Like....you dumb bitch, a Snickers is 250 calories of fucking sugar and a Double Chocolate flavour Quest bar has almost no carbs, 20g of protein and is only 180cals. If you are gonna fail ass at losing weight with reeeeeeetarded fucking scam lolcow diets at least use a couple of the smooth little bipolar braincells you have left rattling around in there.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Cheers, it makes a little more sense if it's restricted to a calorie-controlled food portion and not just any bite of something, but I agree, what a dumb product to choose. It might be a philosophical thing, something that will always exist/be easy to find (sort of how the $1 single McDonalds burger gets some praise for its affordability/nutrition if you don't eat several per day), but thinking like that may work in the abstract, but when put in the hands of a fatty is asking for failure and misuse.

 

[Twinkie]

I think the guy who came up with the diet suggested snickers because they're available everywhere and they're so ubiquitous that everyone can visualize the size of a snickers bar so that if, say, you're not doing bars you can still visualize the size of your five-bite meal, that it should be about the size of a snickers bar.

As far as Shannon, I'm guessing snickers bars are a lot cheaper than quest bars. And can you even buy quest bars with food stamps?

 

[Twinkie]

Same old spaghetti from Shaq

Spoiler: youtube link (fatty disabled embedded viewing on this one)

Thank you @Red Mask for the heads up about Shannon disabling embedded views. Well Shaquana I wasn't even going to bother archiving your bullshit but now my hands are tied!

 

[Red Mask]

I watched like five minutes of it and she was basically saying that she wanted to "take her life back." FTR, it can only be watched on YT itself.

She is right in that the Amberlynn thing has become more of the same thing and has gotten old. The zombie game, otoh, hasn't and well, honestly, that's ok.

 

[olybinewski]

Shannon: YouTube caused me to ignore my animals, I quit for them.

Also Shannon: rambles endlessly about YouTube while ignoring her doggo begging for attention and a much needed trip outside for tinks.

 

[Scrim]

Same old spaghetti from Shaq

Spoiler: youtube link (fatty disabled embedded viewing on this one)

Thank you @Red Mask for the heads up about Shannon disabling embedded views. Well Shaquana I wasn't even going to bother archiving your bullshit but now my hands are tied!

This trashy hoe. Bitches about her mentals, continues to white knight AL, and shows her jealousy to other reaction channels.

I did like the part where she trashed Charlie Gorilla for being a fat bitch and gaining weight while her stan's keep praising her weight loss journey.

 

[thejackal]

Shaq really thinks she's an AL whisperer and is really NOT BOTHERED guys that her shitty channel never took off. I hope she keeps uploading personally I find her videos absolutely hilarious. She contradicts herself with every other word out of her mouth.

Everything she said about AL applies to Shaq. Every. Single. Thing. Physician, heal thyself.

 

[DCMedia Sped]

Shaq really thinks she's an AL whisperer and is really NOT BOTHERED guys that her shitty channel never took off. I hope she keeps uploading personally I find her videos absolutely hilarious. She contradicts herself with every other word out of her mouth.

Everything she said about AL applies to Shaq. Every. Single. Thing. Physician, heal thyself.

I have to say I don't think she was wrong about Charlie Gold. Charlie made one pretty interesting video about the struggles of the obese and the rest of her stuff has been hugely hypocritical mean girlish stuff about Amber being lucky to be alive on Halloween, etc. Amberlynn's hypocrisy and double talk is endless material you don't need to go there about dropping dead when you yourself are very overweight.

 

[Who Now]

Shaquana weighs in on Charlie Gold dox

Spoiler: YT link (she disabled embeds)

Y'all already know I have something to say about this (black screen style being lazy of course)

was naked during this video. you will see my face again in a few months I'm leaving at 6:30ish so won't be on community tab to reply to messages. shout out t...

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Archive Y'all already know I have something to say about this (black screen style being lazy of course) 02/20/20

 

[thejackal]

Shaq is so fucking salty she's not a big deal in the Amberlynn world that if she waded into lake michigan she'd turn it into the dead sea.

 

[Who Now]

Did she say something about Alex is Shook? He posted a twitter video mimicking her
(sorry I can't grab the video)

 

[Twinkie]

@Who Now Link the tweeeeet

 

[letericajones]

Did she say something about Alex is Shook? He posted a twitter video mimicking her
(sorry I can't grab the video)

Twitter

I don’t think she said anything about him. It may just be his way of sucking up to Charlie Gold. I hope she says something now!

 

[Dank Souls]

She did respond to him regarding that tweet, here. She actually had a good point lmao because he's just sucking Charlie's dick, plus more shit talking the haydur nation.

 

[Aldora]

Shaquana deleted all her videos and community posts again. Does anyone care?

Nothing too interesting was lost.

• The only real bit of info was that the man who was like a father figure to her, is now on death row! But don't worry, Shaq put some money on his books, so it's all cool.
• Shaq has ordered internet for her flat, so she can play games online with Talon.
• Egypt the cat is still dead, Shaq is making a small photo album of her favourite photos of him
• Still hates Charlie Gold
• Will NEVER make another Amber video
• Spent $200+ online for a new PS4 controller and a new headset
• Probably won't have her summer job this year do to the lockdown
• Still hasn't lost any weight
• Has watched every true crime documentary on Netflix and Youtube
• Says all her videos on YT are unlisted, so if there is one you want, just message her and she will send it to you

 

[Aldora]

Just wanted to post some Shannon updates before she wipes everything again. Turns out Talen had better things to do with his time other than play PS4 with his favourite aunt, plus a little(a lot) shade for Charlie and the reddit fatties.

 

[barbiegirl]

Some updates on Shannon:

• She deletes her entire channel of content every third video she makes for some reason, comment are still disabled since haydur nation cancelled her, every video is a black screen or a game she’s playing, never shows her face anymore.
• Every video over the past few weeks heavily focused on Charlie Gold, seemingly she’s over ALR and sympathises with her every video despite bashing her for years.
• She admits she hasn’t made any money off YouTube since 2019, seems incredibly salty about it because Charlie Gold destroyed her YouTube money single handedly.
• Shilling heavily for BLM in the most cringe way possible, attacking larger ALR channels for not vocally supporting BLM, seems to be a way of redeeming herself and not authentically supporting black people.
• Bleached and fried off 10 inches of her hair like white trash, has also gained weight according to herself.