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Sexy Potoo

Sexiest bird on the planet
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I can't prove it to you when you have a literal biological abnormality that prevents you from noticing the problem. It's like trying to describe a shade of blue to a blind person - it's just not possible.

Sorry.
Alright Gator, we get it, you think the song sucks, but no amount of whiteknighting is going to make the song go away.
 

LordOdin

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Very unfunny and poorly sang. 2/10.

EDIT: Don't accept garbage entertainment just because it validates your worldview. That's how people like Ralph get popular in the first place.
To me this is like low quality PPP phone streams.
 

Big Fat Frog

Blowtorch and Corkscrew
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Surprised nobody’s tried this one before. This one was conjured up in like 30 minutes while taking a shower. Anything to be changed or fixed or added, let me know. Can’t think of an alternative title, so here’s In the End by Linkin Gunt!

In the End - Linkin Gunt

[Verse 1]
(It starts with Gunt)
One pill, I cannot stop
It doesn't even matter how much I pop
Keeping in mind, I’ve gotta stream
While my ass blows steam
(All I know)
Cash is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by through Makers Mark stings
Watch it count down while spending on May
The booze strips it away
(It's not true)
Should have gone poo before
Watch the time go right out the front door
Trying to stream on, but I didn't even know
I wasted it all just to have to go

[Pre-Chorus]
(Have to go)
I kept every fart inside and even though I tried, it all came apart
What it’s meant to be will eventually be a clip of a time when I tried to fart

[Chorus]
I tried to fart
But out came a shart
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
A turd to fall
Inside a stall
But in the end
It all came out a splatter

[Verse 2]
One pill, I cannot stop
It doesn't even matter how much I pop
Keeping in mind, I’ve gotta stream
To not remind myself how I tried to fart
(I tried to fart)
In spite of the A-Logs mocking me
Bought a man-purse as personal property
Remembering all the times they made fun of me
I'm surprised I got so far
(Got so far)
Streams aren't the way they were before
Fans wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that they knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end

[Pre-Chorus]
(In the end)
I kept every fart inside and even though I tried, it all came apart
What it’s meant to be will eventually be a clip of a time when I tried to fart

[Chorus]
I tried to fart
But out came a shart
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
A turd to fall
Inside a stall
But in the end
It all came out a splatter

[Bridge]
I've put my trust in poo
Pushed as hard as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you all know
I've put my trust in poo
Pushed as hard as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you all know

[Chorus]
I tried to fart
But out came a shart
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
A turd to fall
Inside a stall
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
 
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MuuMuu Bunnylips

As warm and fuzzy as a duckling full of tarantulas
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It must be wonderful to be tone deaf.

It's almost a banal superpower, like not being able to smell body odor or something.
I can't decide which is funnier: that you're slagging off a parody song for being badly done, or...

No wait; that's pretty much all I have.
 

Wine em Dine em 69 em

Bus stop rat bag & fucked up old hag
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Imagine getting dunked on that hard, and they didn’t even mention the revenge porn Ralph released while his teen baby mama was in the mental hospital.
You better smile motherfucking Ralph.
 

LordOdin

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Exdeo i caligvla aka i guntigvla

"On this glorious day, I declare Guntus Oliverus Shitthumbicus, Emperor of Virginia!"

I, guntigvla, am gunt made of flesh, my thumb in your ass, this is the will of the gunt!
I, colossal, these pants are drenched in shit!

Bow to me, you worthless paypig, the sky will fall from grace
All the voices left unheard, dead and buried in my chat.

Whisper, whisper, whisper words of defication

I am life, I am fat, your souls left to waste
I am everything you need and all the things you fear

Whisper, whisper, whisper words of pedophilia

They killed my mother
They killed my father
Who am I but the true face of Virginia

Snakes shall be sweeped up, their women and children thrown on my miniscule cock.
I thirst your shit, I want it all!

I, Guntigvla, am gunt made of flesh, my thumb in your ass, this is the will of the gunt!
I, guntigvla, am master of all your fears, thy ego colossal, these hands are drenched in shit!

Kneel, kneel, kneel before me
Kneel, kneel, for I am gunt!
 

Uberpenguin

Flightless Bird Agriculturalist
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Originally I was going to explain that the song is obviously intentionally bad and the point of retarded shitposts is to make the person you're targeting assume you're a moron/barely invested, and that even idiots think they're a laughingstock, further infuriating them.

However @RichardRApe's sensitivity makes me question if maybe he's not actually just very dumb and incompetent. Here he is in chat now, speaking of which.
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Well jeez, I can't think of anyone else who can't take any criticism, no matter how minor, and reflexively calls people on KF who insult them pedophiles. Not that the fact that weens are usually just as bad or worse than the people they target is news to anyone.
 

verifymejoshuaconnormoon

ethan ralph got the covid vaccine in vegas
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Surprised nobody’s tried this one before. This one was conjured up in like 30 minutes while taking a shower. Anything to be changed or fixed or added, let me know. Can’t think of an alternative title, so here’s In the End by Linkin Gunt!

In the End - Linkin Gunt

[Verse 1]
(It starts with Gunt)
One pill, I cannot stop
It doesn't even matter how much I pop
Keeping in mind, I’ve gotta stream
While my ass blows steam
(All I know)
Cash is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by through Makers Mark stings
Watch it count down while spending on May
The booze strips it away
(It's not true)
Should have gone poo before
Watch the time go right out the front door
Trying to stream on, but I didn't even know
I wasted it all just to have to go

[Pre-Chorus]
(Have to go)
I kept every fart inside and even though I tried, it all came apart
What it’s meant to be will eventually be a clip of a time when I tried to fart

[Chorus]
I tried to fart
But out came a shart
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
A turd to fall
Inside a stall
But in the end
It all came out a splatter

[Verse 2]
One pill, I cannot stop
It doesn't even matter how much I pop
Keeping in mind, I’ve gotta stream
To not remind myself how I tried to fart
(I tried to fart)
In spite of the A-Logs mocking me
Bought a man-purse as personal property
Remembering all the times they made fun of me
I'm surprised I got so far
(Got so far)
Streams aren't the way they were before
Fans wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that they knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end

[Pre-Chorus]
(In the end)
I kept every fart inside and even though I tried, it all came apart
What it’s meant to be will eventually be a clip of a time when I tried to fart

[Chorus]
I tried to fart
But out came a shart
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
A turd to fall
Inside a stall
But in the end
It all came out a splatter

[Bridge]
I've put my trust in poo
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you all know
I've put my trust in poo
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you all know

[Chorus]
I tried to fart
But out came a shart
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
A turd to fall
Inside a stall
But in the end
It all came out a splatter
MUSICAL TALENT OF KIWIFARMS.NET DO THIS ONE this is the funniest shit i’ve seen today
 

RichardRApe

Where the Sidewalk Ends Niggers Tongue my @anuscab
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However @RichardRApe's sensitivity makes me question if maybe he's not actually just very dumb and incompetent. Here he is in chat now, speaking of which.
You saw me talking shit in chat and rather than confront me or join in you screen capped it instead to complain that you'll never be a real woman?
 

Captain Manning

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It's not a single note or section. It's the vast, vast majority of it and it's extraordinarily out of tune.
Here's the thing, my man:

Ralph almost certainly can't fucking sing. This is a parody of Ralph. Get it?

If somebody who can actually sing did this, would it also be funny? Sure. Maybe. It would be a different kind of funny though. I don't think the creator of this meant for it to be played casually in the background along with whatever is currently on the Billboard Top 10.