Shanties Without Panties - Gunt Parody Song Thread - Submissions Welcome

WhimsicalTrolli

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Hello, since it's the 40th anniversary of Luther Vandross hit single "Never too much" I decided to experiment and make this a @Fslur Parody. Good luck on beating the gunt for right of clip shows.

Song: Clipping too much
Parody of never too much by Luther Vandross
Written by Cal Rollia


(Verse 1)
I can't fool myself there's no one I would want to clip for me
You're my favorite grifter, my Plagiarizer my female neet
There's not a streamer, content creator that wont put above you
You're at the top of my list
'Cause im always viewing you
I still remember the days you called yourself booberlee
How I spent my day watching the clips with so much glee
Although I think it's wrong to put others work on a paywall
But I also anticipate the next halal

(Pre Chorus)
Oh, amber
A thousand clips from you is never too much
I Dont want you to stop
Oh, Amber
A million dmcas is way too much
I don't want you to stop

(Chorus)
(Too much, clipping too much, clipping too much, clipping too much, clipping too much.)

(Verse 2)
Woke up today to get on YouTube just to see your channel is gone.
I can't believe what gunted man has done
You won the case to get your channel back
But the gunted man said that those videos wont go up
I call up my pal Cow up he's the privacy respecting pup
Well who needs another channel to hustle for the lols
I'd rather stay with you 'cause I like to be the tea cabal
Efame is a gamble and im glad you are winnin
But you need to come back to make Ralph seeth because of his shartin

(Chorus)
Oh, amber
A thousand clips from you is never too much
(Clipping too much
Clipping too much
Clipping too much)
I don't want you to stop
Oh amber, oh Woah Woah
A million dmcas is way too much
(Clipping too much
Clipping too much
Clipping too much)
I don't want you to stop
Oh amber, oh woah, oh woah
A thousand clips from you is ne, ne, nevvvvvveerr too much
(Clipping Too much
Clipping too much
Clipping too much)
I just don't want you to stop
Oh amber

 
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dirtydeanna96

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this was originally a song about war

How do you bury the skull of your country?
How do you bury a nation of fears?
Where do you put all the long years of dying?
Give me a tombstone and a wreath of all your tears

Turn around! There’s a black day dawning
Turn around! There’s a corpse in mourning
Turn around! To your tin can graveyard
Turn around! To your tin foil saviour
Turn around, bright eyes!
Turn around, bright eyes!

Turn around! Let a new world in, now
Turn around! Let the final dance begin, now
Turn around! Give us all your guns, and
Turn around! Look at us! We’re your outlaw sons, now
Turn around, bright eyes!
Turn around, bright eyes!

 

There's light at the end

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Here is a quick edit of a shantie. It's called smelly Gator


What will we do with a smelly Gator?
What will we do with a smelly Gator?
What will we do with a smelly Gator?
Early in the morning!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!

Make him shower on the daily basis
Make him shower on the daily basis
Make him shower on the daily basis
Early in the morning!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!

Put him in a long boat till the smell is over
Put him in a long boat till the smell is over
Put him in a long boat till the smell is over
Early in the morning!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!

Put him in the bed with the Pantsu Party
Put him in the bed with the Pantsu Party
Put him in the bed with the Pantsu Party
Early in the morning!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!

That's what we do with a smelly Gator
That's what we do with a smelly Gator
That's what we do with a smelly Gator
Early in the morning!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!

Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Way hay up the gunt rises
Showing micropenis!
 

Cucktry Roads

GUNT is a four letter word
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Oh, there once was a gunt named Ralphnar the Red,
Who came flying to Richmond from Las Vegas with dread.

(pause)

And the fatass did swiggle and guzzle his booze,
As he told of brave Tucker and bets he didn’t lose.

(longer pause)

But then he went quiet, did Ralphnar the Red,
Because he had screwed the fair Faith, who said;

(shorter pause)

"Oh, you slurred and you lied and you drank your problems away,
No more will you lead me astray!"

(pause)

And so then came shouting and tweeting of fail,
As the brave dad Vickers charged in, to send him to jail!

(pause)

And the fatass named Ralphnar had lost his farse,
All because he had slid a thumb up her arse.
 
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Least Concern

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Hello, since it's the 40th anniversary of Luther Vandross hit single "Never too much" I decided to experiment and make this a @Fslur Parody. Good luck on beating the gunt for right of clip shows.

Song: Clipping too much
Parody of never too much by Luther Vandross
Written by Cal Rollia


(Verse 1)
I can't fool myself there's no one I would want to clip for me
You're my favorite grifter, my Plagiarizer my female neet
There's not a streamer, content creator that wont put above you
You're at the top of my list
'Cause im always viewing you
I still remember the days you called yourself booberlee
How I spent my day watching the clips with so much glee
Although I think it's wrong to put others work on a paywall
But I also anticipate the next halal

(Pre Chorus)
Oh, amber
A thousand clips from you is never too much
I Dont want you to stop
Oh, Amber
A million dmcas is way too much
I don't want you to stop

(Chorus)
(Too much, clipping too much, clipping too much, clipping too much, clipping too much.)

(Verse 2)
Woke up today to get on YouTube just to see your channel is gone.
I can't believe what gunted man has done
You won the case to get your channel back
But the gunted man said that those videos wont go up
I call up my pal Cow up he's the privacy respecting pup
Well who needs another channel to hustle for the lols
I'd rather stay with you 'cause I like to be the tea cabal
Efame is a gamble and im glad you are winnin
But you need to come back to make Ralph seeth because of his shartin

(Chorus)
Oh, amber
A thousand clips from you is never too much
(Clipping too much
Clipping too much
Clipping too much)
I don't want you to stop
Oh amber, oh Woah Woah
A million dmcas is way too much
(Clipping too much
Clipping too much
Clipping too much)
I don't want you to stop
Oh amber, oh woah, oh woah
A thousand clips from you is ne, ne, nevvvvvveerr too much
(Clipping Too much
Clipping too much
Clipping too much)
I just don't want you to stop
Oh amber

For some reason (I guess because it's an '80s music video that starts with a black guy in a studio putting on headphones) that reminded me of this classic:


Nick I can't understand it, why you gotta snake me
After the career-buildin' I done for you
I brought you into bloodsports, invited you to Knoxville
Still you laugh at my fart, but it wasn't poo

My pants are just sharty all the time, sharty all the time, sharty all the time
My pants are just sharty all the time, sharrrrrty all the time
They're sharty all the time

Sharty all the time, they are just sharty all the time
Sharty all the time, they are just sharty all the time

Girl I mocked you on my show, you claim to be a man and
You have the face of a pale manatee
But if you come on by, I'll give you some barebackin'
A second premarital pregnancy

But my pants are just sharty all the time, sharty all the time, sharty all the time
My pants are just sharty all the time, sharrrrrty all the time
My pants are just sharty all the time, sharty all the time, sharty all the time
My pants are just sharty all the time, sharrrrrty all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime, yeah

(sharty, sharty, sharty) They are just sharty all the time

They are just sharty all the time
If I don't sit down, the shit is drippin' down
They are just sharty, the shit is drippin' down
 

WhimsicalTrolli

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AVWP
Parody of D.S. of by Michael Jackson
Written by Cal Rollia

They wanna get my ass In Gayops and lies
You know he tried to take me Down by surprise be you commissioned the District Attorney
With them acting so corny

AVWP are snake's
AVWP are snakes
AVWP are snakes
AVWP are snakes

Exposing all this shit to my name Just for a glimpse of an efame
They think I will be taken for blame My nieve kindness was lynched
ow you awoken the Grinch in me

I bet this is something that they lament That's why all of your friends have went

All that exposing left you in suit
Where the cuck get to get the last hoot

AVWP are snake's
AVWP are snakes
AVWP are snakes
AVWP are snakes

Are snakes Are snakes

 
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WhimsicalTrolli

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Cal Rollia's The Wigger
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Optics
Parody of the difference by Flmue and Toro y Moi
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
oh oh ooh oohh ooh
The optics between
And the uncultured weens
The alogs can't feel
When the World feels real

(Pre-chorus)
I don't about you
I got a discord
I saw how the forum scorned
If we get yeeted
I want to bring the whole thing

(Chorus)
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh

(Verse 2)
Who cares about the way
How the gunt get his play
All weebs are gay
My morality is gray

(Prechorus)
I don't about you
I got a discord
I saw how the forum scorned
If we get yeeted
I want to bring the whole thing

(Chorus)
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh

(Outro)
It's Just another threadI got banned of
And hold on to
Just another thread I got banned of
And hold on to
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Oooooh, ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh
Just another thread I got banned of
And hold on to
Just another thread I got banned of
And hold on to
Oh, oh, oh, oh
POILER]

Spreger of the gayop wars
Parody of Veteran of the Physic Wars by blue oysters cult
Written by: Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
You see I'm a spreger of a thousand gayop wars Living on the kino so long, where the jannies knowing the score And I'm too tired to see and too awake to think All the cope are from inside
I'm not sure there's any hey babes left in me.

(Chorus)
Don't let the snakes go on it's time we had a break from it It's time to collect some seethe We've barely had to breathe we've Held on to our wreath Oh please don't let the snakes go on.

You ask why I'm weary Why I can't let you in
You blame me for being cheery Exposed by the Jews
But the war's still going on dear And there's no end that I know And I say you just gotta endure.... I can't say that we've had our fair share of seethe (seethe)

(Chorus)
Don't let the snakes go on its time we've had a break from it!
It's time to collect some seethe
We've barely had to breathe we've Held on to our wreath
Oh please don't let the snakes go on.

(Guitar solo)

(Verse 3)
You see I'm a spreger of a thousand gayop war
I'm just say I had a blast my kino has been worn
I have used up all my lives and I saw a woman's scorn Cope is all I'm made of
Did I hear this is victory?

(Chorus)
I'm not sure there's any hey babes left in me. Don't let the snakes go on it's time we had a break from it Send me to Mattis Where my purple heart is swell And I can rest easy in hell Oh, please don't let these snakes go on.

Don't let these snakes go on!
Don't let these snakes go on!

Off the kino
Prody of off The wall by Michael Jackson
Wrriten by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
When the forum on your shoulder
Gotta stop being a cow end your threats
If you can't handle the alogs
Then there's no reason for you to be this part of the internet
Cause we the stalkers night and day
'Living off lols is the only way

(Chorus)
So tonight gotta leave the optics and morality off the shelf
And just enjoy yourself
Groove, let the damn alogging get you
Life ain't bad at all, (live life of the kino)
Live your life off kino (live it off the kino)

(Verse 2)
You can holler if you want you
' cause there's sin in peeking at the thunderdome
If spent your time seething
Then there's no reason for you to be this part of the internet
Cause we the stalkers night and day
'Living off lols is the only way
(Chorus)
So tonight gotta leave the optics and morality off the shelf
And just enjoy yourself
Groove, let the damn alogging get you
Life ain't bad at all, (live life of the kino)
Live your life off kino (live it off the kino)

(Bridge)
It's truu, do what you want to do
There ain't no reason to keep the lols
Inside, let your alog thrive
While we would snipe through the night (all right)

(Verse 3)
Gotta make those cows seething
While you don't expose all your ops
Want to make sure you collect the sneed
But you better expect all the blocks

(Chorus)
So tonight gotta leave the optics and morality off the shelf
And just enjoy yourself (come O
Groove, let the damn alogging get you
Life ain't bad at all, (live life of the kino)
Live your life off kino (live it off the kino)


Title: Guntbusting (parody of Cloudbusting by kate Bush
Writer: Call Rollia.

(Verse 1)
I still dream of a disavow
I'm waiting terrified
Of the Gunt's screaming
But he's always late
But you don't know what happens in the killstream

(Pre-chorus)
You're the gift that keeps giving
That allows glowniggers
And the guards keeps sweeping
But you can't stop the karens
Sniping.

(Chorus)
Everytime he drinks
The pills keep rattling
The guards sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen

(Verse 2)
Booted from dlive
No more ninjets
You're on burrowed time
You're relevance is small
But your debt still grows.
To be a simp for the lemon emperors.

(Prechorus)
You're chugging the booze
Seething due to pho
Clogging up your liver
Milo can't save you
Let's fucking go

(chorus)
Everytime he drinks
The pills keeps rattling
The guards sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen

(Chorus)
Everytime he drinks
The pills keeps rattling
The guards sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen
The guards sweep the chat
The neckbread sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen
But you never know when a Pillstream about to happen.

(Bridge)
Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh
Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh
Cant beat the karens, Gunty

(Outro)
Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh
Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh
 
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WhimsicalTrolli

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1st single: Wigger

Wigger
Parody of Thriller by Michael Jackson
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
It's close to 9 sharp
The gunt's waking up from a nasty shart
Under the moonlight
You see the gunt's that stops your heart
You try to make him seethe
But he will just holler over you
Gaydur will start to sweep
While he sees you his eagle eyes
You're paralyzed

(Chorus)
Cuz he's a wigger
Wigger fright
And no one gonna save you
When he ask you whos five one
You know he's a wigger
Wigger fights
You're fighting for your life
With a Nigger
Wigger tonight, yeah

(Verse 2)
You hear the dolphin laugh
While his viewers drop like flies
He runs the site with daff
Surely he doesn't burn anymore ties
He will seethe
When his gambling addiction takes a turn
(Girl)
You have to collect the need
That the gunt will do on his tweets
He will make a scene

(Chorus)
Cuz he's a wigger
Wigger fright
And no one gonna save you
When he ask you whos five one
You know he's a wigger
Wigger fights
You're fighting for your life
With a Nigger
Wigger tonight

(Bridge)
Gunt guards are simping for the meals of your pedo bride
There's no escaping the jaws of his chunt this wide
(Better run this time)
This is the end of your life, ooh

(Verse 4)
He will infect a site
As quickly he get the boot
This is the time
To make sure you and I start the snipe
All through the night
You never know what happens in the killstream
You better not scream

(Chorus)
Cuz he's a wigger
Wigger fright
Cuz he will out nig me
More than I ever dare try
Wigger, woo hooo
Wigger night
So you better hold tight
For the
Wigger, Thriller, chiller
Wigger tonight
You know he's a wigger
Wigger fights
Cuz he will out nig me
More than I ever dare try
Wigger (woo hoo)
I better hold you tight
For the nigger, wigger ow


(Outro)
I'm going to alog you tonight
Gunts tampon breath fills across the land
The sweeping from shanny is out of hand
Pantsu crawling in search of children
Be careful from that heathen
And whosoever is found
Gaydur will surely flag them down
The foulest shart fill the air
Gunt guards haven't washed in thousand years
Diddler dax with his lolbertrain views
And the failure of new project two
And though you spam the chat for the lols
You suddenly shouting nigger
For no mere Alog can resist
The shouting of the winger
Wuhbulbulblah blah
Fuck off why do I have to leave for you leave fuck Oh wow with your little 30 people on YouTube oh my God please

 
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WhimsicalTrolli

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Second single

This song is dedicated to a old hag who threatened me whos in a lolsuit.

Intro
You know, you pissed me off there
I always wanted to be threatened by you
Such a P.O.H. pretty old hag, ooh

(Verse 1)
Who do think you are baby
Coming in my DMS threatening me
Right away, dontdont be flakey
Holy mooley don't you see
Spark my nature, sugar fly with me
Do my you know it's not the time
To tell me im on thin ice
Then tonight you got rejected from fame
I'm going to alog you to the max

(Chorus)
I see you coping, P.O.H.
pretty old hag
You need some dicking
O.l.b
Old lonely bich
I took it there
I see you coping, P.O.H.
pretty old hag
You need some dicking
O.l.b
Old lonely bich
Ill take it there
(Anywhere you want to go)
Yes I will, ooh

(Verse 2)
Nothing can't stop this burning felting
I'm going to give you
You will dilate from this seethe
Cool my undying yearning
I'm going to let my alogging free
(3:13am)
Don't you know, I want to push this
You shouldn't try snake on me
In the night, melty will spam the pigs
I'll give it all I've got

(Chorus)
I see you coping, P.O.H.
pretty old hag
You need some dicking
O.l.b
Old lonely bich
I took it there
I see you coping, P.O.H.
pretty old hag
You need some dicking
O.l.b
Old lonely bich
Ill take it there
(Anywhere you want to go)
Yes I will, hee-oh

(Bridge)
Pretty old hag UH!
Pretty old hag Ha ha ha
Pretty old hag UH
Pretty old hag, repeat after me
Sing "Na-Na-Na" (Na-na-na-na)
"Na-na-na-na" (na-na-na-na)
"Na-na-na-na-na" (na-na-na-na)
I'll take it there, take it there.

(Chorus)
I see you coping, P.O.H.
pretty old hag
You need some dicking
O.l.b
Old lonely bich
I took it there
I see you coping, P.O.H.
pretty old hag
You need some dicking
O.l.b
Old lonely bich
Ill take it there
(Anywhere you want to go)
Yes I will, hee-oh

(Outro)
Hoo-ooh (I want to alog you P.O.H. P.O.H)
Oh, baby (I want to help you O.L.B.)
oh, baby
Hold.on, ooh-ooh
I want to alog you P.O.H. P.O.H.
I want to felt you O.L.B. O.L.B.
you're such an insufferable butch
You could've just been a little bit nicer
Your such a P.O.H. Pretty Old Hag.


3rd Single

Schizo Queen
Killer queen by queen
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
She keeps her wattpad fiction
In her pretty cellphone
"I was raped" she says
Just like lying whore
A built in pyscho
From wencest and Buffy
She's not even worth
Being a butterface

(Pre-chorus)
Noir and jeepers
Calling their dicks members
Very confusingly intice

(Chorus)
She's a schizo Queen
Gunted by Virginian
Almost Groomed by a lolicon
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, famous for thumbing
Not worth the career burning
Wanna try?

(Verse 2)
To avoid taking responsibility
She will claim she was raped
When she was in a psych ward
Her sex tape was leaked
She went to the gunt shack
Making her salad
While her man was away doing crack

(Prechorus)
Disney shoes from Cali (Disney)
From other fandoms she would care less
Unless its singing panic

(Chorus)
She's a schizo Queen
Gunted by Virginian
Almost Groomed by a lolicon
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
(Bridge)
She finally came home
Gave birth to xander
Getting hey babes from spectre
Then alogging her baby daddy
Replaced by a pedo may
To absolutely drive the gunt
Wild, wild she out to get you

(Chorus)
She's a schizo Queen
Gunted by Virginian
Almost Groomed by a lolicon
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, famous for thumbing
Not worth the career burning
Wanna try?
You wanna try?

 
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Particle Bored

I am made out of toothpicks and glue.
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Crosspost from car crash thread.

To the tune of "Last Kiss," by J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers:

Oh where oh where can my Maker’s be?
That Ford took it away from me
It’s in the carpet of my mangled car
I gotta have my Maker’s as I seethe at the Farms

I was out on the road to meet with Jacob Wohl
He was eager to sample my tender hole
When there on my phone, on Zero Hedge
Another piece by Null, ya know he diddles kids

I screamed and cursed as my face turned red
Same as the traffic light straight ahead
I reached for the bottle, foot on the gas
And in that moment we both were smashed

Oh where oh where can my Maker’s be?
That Ford took it away from me
It’s in the carpet of my mangled car
I gotta have my Maker’s as I seethe at the Farms

When my gunt had finally settled down
I desperately searched all around
Something warm flowin' between my thighs
But I found my bottle, barely an ounce inside

I threw back my head, and with slurred words I said
"You’re the only thing that makes me smile!"
I held it close, I slurped up one last sip
I let out a shart as it dripped from my lips
And now it’s gone, but I know it’s alright
I’ll pick up another bottle tonight

Oh where oh where can my Maker’s be?
That Ford took it away from me
It’s in the carpet of my mangled car
I gotta have my Maker’s as I seethe at the Farms
 
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His gunt may have saved his life lol.

This post got me a bit inspired, so here we go.

Parody of Airbag by Radiohead

Guntbag

In the next race war
In a Jack Daniels juggernaut
I am drunk again

In The Farms chat
Scrolling up and down
I am drunk again

In an unintelligible outburst
I am back to save the white race

In a deep, drunk sleep
Hardly innocent
I am drunk again

In a slow japanese car
I'm amazed that I survived
A guntbag saved my life

In an unintelligible outburst
I am back to save the white race
 

WhimsicalTrolli

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It's been a tear since our boy frankie has gone missing. He's gone but never forgotten.

Frankie
Parody of Jeanny By Falco
Written by Cal Rollia

(Intro)
Frankie, come come on
Come back please, It's been a year
Unfortunately we didn't stop the steal
You should get Up and heal
Where's alice? She's in her room
When the you left there was a lot of gloom
Who's gone? You?
I, myself or or we ourselves?

(Chorus)
Frankie! Quit living on streams
Frankie! Life is what it seems
Just a lonely little doll
Fighting the corrupt cabal
There's schizos who needs you
Frankie! Quit living on streams
Frankie! Life is what it seems
You're trying to steal the steal
While the gunt looks for his meal
There's always, who needs you
Hey babe

(Verse 2)
It's pretty cold don't you think?
You probably need a drink
But I won't allow go back to the ip2
You now belong to the kiwi brood
Too much danger of being caught and you say "Yoba"
But I saw right through you
Some say that you are a casanova
You need us, don't you?
But it's the other way around
Oh I can hear them! They want you! I won't the feds have you!
They won't find you!
The feds can go fuck off you belong to us!

(Chorus)
Frankie! Quit living on streams
Frankie! Life is what it seems
Just a lonely little doll
Fighting the corrupt cabal
There's schizos who needs you
Frankie! Quit living on streams
Frankie! Life is what it seems
You're trying to steal the steal
While the gunt looks for his meal
There's always, who needs you
Nah Nah Frankie!

Newsflash
Frankie
The famous tye dye plush doll
Protestor from stop the steal rally
Has been missing since December of last year
His owner alice was last seen getting slammed by a rock during an altercation
Kiwis everywhere have tried finding the doll
But the search has been found Unsuccessful.

(Bridge)
FRRRRANNNKKKIIIEEEEE
Looks like kiwis still miss you
Now now
Frankie!
Quit living on streams
FRANKIE!
FRANKIE!
FRANKIE!
You're trying to steal the steal
While the gunt looks for his meal
Looks like kiwis still miss you
Nah Nah

Outro)
Frankie! (Frankie) Quit living on streams
Frankie! (Frankie) Life is what it seems
Just a lonely little doll
Fighting the corrupt cabal
There's schizos who needs you
Frankie! Quit living on streams
Frankie! Life is what it seems
You're trying to steal the steal
While the gunt looks for his meal
There's always, who needs you
Nah Nah Frankie!

Frankie! (Frankie) Life is what it seems
Just a lonely little doll
Fighting the corrupt cabal
There's schizos who needs you
Frankie! Quit living on streams
Frankie! Life is what it seems
You're trying to steal the steal
While the gunt looks for his meal
There's always, who needs you

 

Sea Hag Henderson

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Dec 17, 2019
For Ralph's dwindling fanbase (RIP Rand)

A long time ago we used to be fans
But we haven't watched you lately at all
If ever again a message we send
Text to speech with a-loggin' intent

Come on now Ralphie bring it on bring it on, yeah
Another 30 minutes 'til you start the show
Come on now fat boy bring it on bring it on, yeah
Just remember us when

It's something I said or a tweet that I liked
Or I thought that you farted on a hot mic
Now everbody's been blocked and everybody knows
That Rekieta won and the Killstream blows

Come on now Gunty bring it on bring it on, yeah
Camera off so you can snort the snow
Come on now piglet bring it on bring it on, yeah
Just remember us when

We used to be fans a long time ago
We used to be fans a long time ago
We used to be fans a long time ago
We used to be fans

A long time ago we used to be fans
But we haven't watched you lately at all
If ever again a message we send
Text to speech with a-loggin' intent

We used to be fans a long time ago
We used to be fans a long time ago
We used to be fans a long time ago
We used to be fans
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 20, 2019
[appy one year anniversary of this beautiful thread. Me and @Least Concern have worked on a parody to also celebrate faith coming home.

Gunted at eighteen
Paody of edge of Seventeen by Stevie nicks
Written by Cal Rollia & Least Concern


(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo-whoo-whoo

(Verse 1)
As the days go by
Being trapped by the gunt
In the shack that's not my own
With tiny shoes
Done a hostage tape, baby
Nothing else mattered.
He's nothing more
(Hes nothing more)
Than a manbaby
Living in his mom's private wing
Told her to take a hike
But the moment
That he thumbed my
Dirty asshole
All alone and gunted at eighteen

(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Said, who


(Verse 2)
Well, he invited may
To be in a poly relationship
Today, Yeah, yeah
When the groomer invaded the courtship
Well it was hauntingly frightening
When I hear the pedo
Trying to get close to Xander
With the baby daddy
Trying to appease the loli
And I try to run away
This time it mattered


(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Said, who


(Verse 3)
And the gunt tried to explain it
When it leaked
But the scene showed the thumbing
But the scene, gunt in frame
So I withdraw from psych ward, in shame
I went back still believing
The liar
Now I see
I was gunted at eighteen

(slapping flesh and sniffing audio clip from the gunt tape)

(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Said, who

@Least Concern

(Verse 4)
Well then finally
My brain cleared out the Xannies and I saw the way
With a flood of tears I finally gave Daddy a call
Said I’ll be returnin’ with my Xander
Back to Cali in late fall
He’s no dad to Xander
But still I let him call
Still manipulatin’,
Go away go away go away

(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Said, who

(Bridge)
Well we file
The restraining
And you file
The response
The other, whore is near you
And I, no longer, have to fear you
My gunt
I’m like half as old as you, my gunt
My asshole is sore, but I'm brighter
(repeat)

(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Said, who

(Chorus)
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Just like a methteeth girl
Alogging the gunt
to make the gunt seethin
Whoo, baby, who, whoo
Said, who

 

FuzzMushr00m

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Sep 10, 2020
MY FAVORITE THINGS

Doxing my paypigs
And seething on Twitter
Blocking the alogs
And burning some bridges

Wasting my money on a new Vegas trip
These are a few of my favorite things

Null’s broken penis and runaway preteens
Dingo debasing himself on the Killstream

Sharting on air and then blaming my knees
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls with deep rooted, unfixed daddy issues
18 year olds to impress daddy Daxie

Pedophile horses that take HRT
These are a few of my favorite things

When my dogs die
When my cat leaves
When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember to blame Joshua Moon
And then I don’t feel so bad

Rand’s angel baby and Warski's tight asshole
Boulders and Maker’s and Zidan’s one liners

Brown-tinted fingertips and Sandy’s pills
These are a few of my favorite things

Owning old Matt with my alias Rad Roberts
Milking my paypigs, collecting R-orders

Pointing at things when I’m taking a pic
These are a few of my favorite things

Constantly lurking my board’s chatting sessions
Belugalee getting kicked from all platforms

Writing a blogpost to own PPP
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog dies
When the chair creaks
When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember that Christ is still KANG
And then I just feel so trad