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WhimsicalTrolli

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A aloggy Christmas album Singles

Momma its nawt hot outside
Parody of baby its cold outside by dean martin
Written by Cal Rollia


(Verse 1)
I really got to go (but it's not nawt outside
Ralph you gotta get up (it's nawt hot outside)
I have an appointment (my life is a disappointment)
At nine in the morning (the pills are for snorting)
I need the dialysis(ma I have not paralysis)
Why do you have a picture of a little girl (her name is soph)
There's cumstains in your hand (I can barely even stand)
Where is nora (she's a damn whora)
So have you talked to even (why ask this question)
You have a ton of hiccups (im just a little fucked up)
Ralph I really I need to go (my ass cant get up)
Say what's in this drink (A bunch of pills in this mark)
I wish evan wasn't deformed (Hath no fury like a woman's scorned)
To take me to the doctor (I didn't choke her)
Ralph seriously get up ( you see im booze up)
Are you really going to make me call an Uber (you know im a very famous YouTuber)
Didn't you get banned? (But ma I got 50 grand)

(Chorus)
You need to get up (get over that old doubt)
Aw, but it's can't hot outside


(Verse 2)
You need to get up (it's not hot outside)
I'm not calling an Uber (it's nawt hot outside)
Is that nora's dildo (ma you can take a stroll)
I really need to get my dylasis (you know I don't need your analysis!)
Look at this room its mess (Ma you're putting too much stress)
Why dos your search history has scat (how about you suck a dick how about that!)
Why did you call flam autisitc (his social cues made me balistic)
Have you talked to shanny (he's nothing more than a Janny)
Well, could you at least your room(Well you buy me some rum)
I've got to go (But ma I can't get up)
Say, at least drive me there (You can ask blair)
You really made me ashame (who is that to blame)
But ralphie get up (you hurting me more than Ronnie did)
This will surely back fire somehow (I only live for now)
Is your mic on (maybe it Is)


(Chorus)
You need to get up (get over that old doubt)
But momma it's nawt hot outside!!!

 

WhimsicalTrolli

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Come on Sandra
Parody of come on Eileen by Dexy Midnight Riders
Written by Cal Rollia

(Intro)
Come on Sandra
Come on Sandra

(Verse 1)
Poor ol Ronnie Ralph
Left his two sons to get cigarettes
Leaving his family in massive debts
Oh Sandra cried
Cope along, who'd blame them
Ralph grown (he grown)
Evan grown (not really)
I must say the genes are fucked as ever
Come on sandra
It's nawt truu ra
Hawt outside rye aye
And now sandra can look at Ralph in shame

(Chorus)
Come on Sandra
Take a hike
(It's nawt truu)
At this moment
(Suck a dick)
You mean EVERYTHING
Call an uber
While im in a Stupor
Looking at soph dirty
Ah Come on Sandra
Come on Sandra

(Verse 2)
These alogs round here
Spreading lies and documenting ethans life like they are Schizos
They're so pyscho admiring the gunt like it's lizzo
But not us
No never
No not us
Us gunt guards are young and clever
Remember!
It's nawt truu ra
Hawt outside rye aye
Sandra you didn't die in shame

(Chorus)
Come on Sandra
Take a hike
(It's nawt truu)
Ah come on let
You don't Need ANYTHING
Forget about dialysis
Sandra
(No vaccines)
Ah come on lets
Ah Come on Sandra
Forget about dialysis
Sandra
(No vaccines)

(Bridge)
Ah Come On Sandra
Please..
Ah
Come on Sandra
Nawt truu la rye
Hot outside la aye
Come on Sandra
Trruu la rye
Now the kids have grown
Now the genes are fucked (hot outside aye)
Oh, Sandra
Come on Sandra
Come on Sandra

(Chorus)
Come on Sandra
Come On Sandra
Take a hike
(It's nawt truu)
At this moment
(Suck a dick)
You mean EVERYTHING
While ralph in a Stupor
Looking at soph dirty
Aah, come on Sandra
Come on Sandra (oh)
Come on Sandra (oh)
You mean EVERYTHING
(Come on! Come on!)
While ralph in a Stupor
Looking at soph dirty
On, Sandra!

 

WhimsicalTrolli

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I seen the doom and copium. Here's a parody that should cheer you guys up.

Coping in the fourm
Paroody of dancing in the dark by Bruce Springsteen
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
I get up in the morning
The gunt pled no contest
I see the forum seething
You might think it's injustice
Faith nothing but a schizo
She's not a good witness
Calm down for a minute, enjoy an expresso

(Chorus)
You won't be felted
If don't you get invested in lolsuits
I know it firsthand
Just don't go coping in the fourm

(Verse 2)
There's so many cows to herd
Why should we have to fret
Pitting targets on a discord
The gunt should acknowledge my parodies
Got to let the cope go
I warned you guys about this
Sometimes you got to eat crow

(Chorus)
You won't be felted
If you don't get invested in lolsuits
I know it firsthand
Just don't go coping in the fourm

(bridge)
Sitting here with black pills
You need dial back and enjoy the lols
Don't make a mountain out of a molehill
Come on alogs laugh with me
Search around for lolcows
I'm sure there's a plethora to find
Just Don't get too attached to them
They say you got to stay hungry
You know ralph can find another chick to thumb
We're dying for kino
I'm sick of sitting in cope
Trying to lock up the gunt
Stay werey of chomos
We just gotta find a cow to adjust

(Chorus)
You won't be felted
Hyping up lawyer who said he'll be in touch
I know it firsthand
Just don't go coping in the forum
You won't be felted
Figuring out how a election rigged
I know it first hand

(Outro)
Just don't go coping in the forum
Just don't go coping in the forum
Just don't go coping in the forum
Just don't go coping in the forum

 
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Kramer on the phone

the lolcow's advocate
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To cheer you guys up, here's a parody that can cheer you guys up.

Coping in the fourm
Paroody of dancing in the dark by Bruce Springsteen
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
I get up in the morning
The gunt pled no contest
I see the forum seething
You might think it's injustice
Faith nothing but a schizo
She's not a good witness
Calm down for a minute, enjoy an expresso

(Chorus)
You won't be felted
If don't you get invested in lolsuits
I know it firsthand
Just don't go coping in the fourm

(Verse 2)
There's so many cows to herd
Why should we have to fret
Pitting targets on a discord
The gunt should acknowledge my parodies
Got to let the cope go
I warned you guys about this
Sometimes you got to eat crow

(Chorus)
You won't be felted
If you don't get invested in lolsuits
I know it firsthand
Just don't go coping in the form

(bridge)
Sitting here with black pills
You need dial back and enjoy the lols
Don't make a mountain out of a molehill
Come on alogs laugh with me
Search around for lolcows
I'm sure there's a plethora to find
Just Don't get too attached to them
They say you got to stay hungry
You know ralph can find another chick to thumb
We're dying for kino
I'm sick of sitting in cope
Trying to lock up the gunt
Stay werey of chomos
We just gotta find a cow to adjust

(Chorus)
You won't be felted
Hyping up lawyer who said he'll be in touch
I know it firsthand
Just don't go coping in the forum
You won't be felted
Figuring out how a election rigged
I know it first hand

(Outro)
Just don't go coping in the forum
Just don't go coping in the forum
Just don't go coping in the forum
Just don't go coping in the forum
here's a better song that fits better

the Vickers fucked themselves so hard its hilarious
 

WhimsicalTrolli

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Gunt moves
Parody of Night Moves by Bob Seger
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
He's way too fat could've lose a few pounds
Any criticism, he's gonna flag you down
His pedobride losing her long brown mane
Took her car to Vegas for cocaine
Left her for cocaine

(Verse 2)
Stuck in a snow storm at Washington,
Traffic wasn't moving he could've sharted
If it wasn't for a black man he would lose oxygen

(Chorus)
Working on the gunt moves
Tryin' to get the sad and trad approve
Working on the gunt moves
In the wintertime
Mmm in the sweet winter time

(Verse 3)
They weren't in love- oh no far from it
The gunt would rather retweet the much younger alice
Gator is already trying to simp for the fun of it
Tryin to pick her up
You can seethe away every chance you could
To Vegas, to Washington to slippery roads
You used her she used you, but neither one cared
Gator is waiting his turn

(Chorus)
Working on the gunt moves
Trying not to confuse meigh's hand for hooves
Working on the gunt moves
Mmm and it was winter time
Mmmm sweet, wintertime
Wintertime

(Bridge)
She wishes to be more of cunt
We done the alogging
Yeah, she'll soon punt the gunt
Punt the gunt
I woke up to the sound of holler
"It's not true" he said and I wondered
Started humming a parody from 2021
Ain't it funny how the gunt moves
Wondering how much the gunt has to lose
Strange how the gunt moves
With probation closing in.
(Outro)
Mmm, night moves, mmm
(Gunt moves) gunt moves
(Gunt moves) yeah
(Gunt moves) I remember
(Gunt moves) ah, I sure remember the night moves
(Gunt moves) ain't it funny how you remember?
(Gunt moves) funny how you remember
(Gunt moves) I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember
(Guny moves) oh, oh, oh

we were aloggin', snipin' and gayopin'
(Night moves) aloggin' and snipin'
(Gunt moves) oh, on the gunt moves, gunt moves
(Gunt moves) oh
(Gunt moves) I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember
(Gunt moves) ooh
(Gunt moves) I remember, Lord I remember, Lord I remember
(Gunt moves) ha, ha, ooh-hoo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Uh huh, uh huh
I remember, I remember