Kiwi Farms
Parody Song Thread about the life and times of Ethan Ralph
Fresh Stench of Shit Air
Now this is a story all about how
My gunt turned tricks out inside jail
I'd like to take drink and just sniff this poo
I'll tell you how I told all the a-logs and my Mah It's Not True
In West Memphis, Arkansas
Born and raised
In my bedroom was where I spent most of my days
Streaming out max and jackin' it all cool
Watching BLACKED cuck nigger porn outside of the school
When a dumb little thot, her teeth were no good
Darkest, blackest crack in my neighborhood
I got in one little fuck and her womb was impaired
I said "you're moving in with panstu and me live on air".
I tweeted at her Dad, stuck my thumb my in her rear
My tampon breath was fresh and I had lice in my beard
If anything I can say that this gunt is Chad
Then I thought "Nah, forget it, I got mange, losing hair"
I, pulled, out of my spouse around 7 or 8
And I yelled taking Xannies "LET'S GO, HIT IT GATOR"
I looked at the killstream
Not a lemon to spare
To read broke dick farms all alone in my chair
Crawling In My Scrotal Skin
Another Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody from @Niggernerd
Now this is a story all about how
My gunt got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a clown live on air
In Memphis, Tennessee born and raised At the liquor store was where I spent most of my days
Poppin' out drinkin' relaxin' all cool
And all smoking some meth outside of the school
When a couple of groids who were up to no good started cucking us whiteys in my neighborhood
Gunt In the Wind
Fresh Stench of Shit Air
Now this is a story all about how
My gunt turned tricks out inside jail
I'd like to take drink and just sniff this poo
I'll tell you how I told all the a-logs and my Mah It's Not True
In West Memphis, Arkansas
Born and raised
In my bedroom was where I spent most of my days
Streaming out max and jackin' it all cool
Watching BLACKED cuck nigger porn outside of the school
When a dumb little thot, her teeth were no good
Darkest, blackest crack in my neighborhood
I got in one little fuck and her womb was impaired
I said "you're moving in with panstu and me live on air".
I tweeted at her Dad, stuck my thumb my in her rear
My tampon breath was fresh and I had lice in my beard
If anything I can say that this gunt is Chad
Then I thought "Nah, forget it, I got mange, losing hair"
I, pulled, out of my spouse around 7 or 8
And I yelled taking Xannies "LET'S GO, HIT IT GATOR"
I looked at the killstream
Not a lemon to spare
To read broke dick farms all alone in my chair
Crawling In My Scrotal Skin
Another Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody from @Niggernerd
Now this is a story all about how
My gunt got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a clown live on air
In Memphis, Tennessee born and raised At the liquor store was where I spent most of my days
Poppin' out drinkin' relaxin' all cool
And all smoking some meth outside of the school
When a couple of groids who were up to no good started cucking us whiteys in my neighborhood
Gunt In the Wind