PeasantOfKek
kiwifarms.net
Hello, shitlords of the farm. Today, we have a particularly unheard of, yet very smug cow that's just begging for a little milking. But, first things first. We should probably get to know a little bit about Mr. Brooks.
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008449148292&tsid=0.4898421460770157&source=result
Now, the very first thing that will slap you right in your face is his profile picture that just basically tells you "I'm a furry and gay and proud of it" this is further made evident by the "businesses" (get to those in a second) he has and the amount of times he uses "wolf". Lunar Wolf Treats. Origami Wolf Productions. Fuck, even his pseudonym of "Cuddling Wolf".
"So, he might be another furry" I can hear some of you saying, "but that doesn't guarantee that he's a cow. I mean, he's got a few businesses going for him." Well, that's where you might want to reconsider. Out of all of the jobs that he's listed as him being the business owner, he's only right in the most technical sense. You see, two of those are YouTube channels. One of which has all of one video.
https://www.youtube.com/user/OrigamiWolfTV
The other? Well, it's been uploading for a while. Mostly shit vlogs and, the more recent, is a fuck ton of unbelievably long let's plays of Pokemon Go, trying to cash in on that craze. Where it consists mostly of, and I kid you not, two fat fucks sitting in a car bickering and barely actually playing the game itself.
https://www.youtube.com/user/EpicGamingParty
Just in case you don't know which one is the one in question, which is very reasonable since they both look like they'd both fit the bill, he's the one on the left. That's right, of course he's the one that looks like the go to stereotypes when someone thinks of a basement dwelling, no life loser.
"Well, what about his confectionery business? I mean, there could be some success there." Well, that depends.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/LunarWolfTreats#
You see, his confectionery business is literally just an esty shop where he takes bags of chocolate, melts them down and pours them into a silicone mold. Same with any of his gummy items too. He, very literally, does some very bare bone projects and tries to make them an actual business. This one, actually got itself a kickstarter, however. And even got about $8,000 in backer money. I have no idea how that happened or what he actually did with the money, but credit where it's due and I applaud him for being able to do that. Along with making nearly 1,500 sales total since he opened shop two years ago. He managed to get some spending money from doing something people can do just as well in their own hands very literally. However, this isn't what most would call a business success.
"So what? He's a fur-fag with shitty YouTube channels and an okay Etsy shop. How does this make you think that he's a lolcow?" Well, now we're getting into the actual meat of this guy. You see, if it were only just those things I'd have just shrugged and forgot about him. He wouldn't have even really been a blip on my radar. But, if you start to scroll down through his Facebook feed, you start to notice that he's very outspoken, political and ungodly left leaning.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1771985593093062&id=100008449148292&fs=4
This is an example of the standard of bullshit that he just loves to fill his Facebook wall with. And, I'm not kidding. If you go through his feed, you'll come across examples of him saying things like
You can't have political opinions, only opposing political facts:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1748425772115711&id=100008449148292&fs=0
Pointing out that trans people only make up 0.2% of the population is a way to trivialize them and say that they don't matter:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1753470608277894&id=100008449148292&fs=0
Believing that minimum wage jobs shouldn't deserve a living wage (or, more accurately, a person shouldn't get paid $15hr for flipping burgers at McDonald's) is on par with saying that someone shouldn't exist and that the work isn't worth human hands:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1760201574271464&id=100008449148292
And that it's a good thing to go into an argument thinking that you're always right:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1760333820924906&id=100008449148292&fs=0
Yeah, are we starting to understand what I was meaning when I called him one of the most pretentious fur-fags online? He literally thinks that his opinion, his thoughts that he shares are above all others. Hell, listen to how he talks with his friend and tell me a lot of it doesn't sound like the two are constantly trying to prove they are better than the other. And if, by some miracle of God himself, you manage to prove him wrong or show him how inconsistent his logic is or even make him say something that actually would make him sound like a complete asshole to his echo chamber of "friends", he'll delete it, possibly your's too, and replace it with something that makes him sound like he was rightfully smug.
Now, there's more details that I could go into. Like how he argues by spamming the ever loving shit out of points while someone is typing in order to try to dominate the conversation and to make people just give up with him basically just shouting them down. Or of how he has such a delusion of grandeur that he lists his shitty YouTube channels as "TV Network" and "Media/News", but I think this is a fairly good OP to such a person whom I honestly think deserves the title of "one of the most pretentious fur-fags online". Hopefully, you guys enjoy the laughs.
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008449148292&tsid=0.4898421460770157&source=result
Now, the very first thing that will slap you right in your face is his profile picture that just basically tells you "I'm a furry and gay and proud of it" this is further made evident by the "businesses" (get to those in a second) he has and the amount of times he uses "wolf". Lunar Wolf Treats. Origami Wolf Productions. Fuck, even his pseudonym of "Cuddling Wolf".
"So, he might be another furry" I can hear some of you saying, "but that doesn't guarantee that he's a cow. I mean, he's got a few businesses going for him." Well, that's where you might want to reconsider. Out of all of the jobs that he's listed as him being the business owner, he's only right in the most technical sense. You see, two of those are YouTube channels. One of which has all of one video.
https://www.youtube.com/user/OrigamiWolfTV
The other? Well, it's been uploading for a while. Mostly shit vlogs and, the more recent, is a fuck ton of unbelievably long let's plays of Pokemon Go, trying to cash in on that craze. Where it consists mostly of, and I kid you not, two fat fucks sitting in a car bickering and barely actually playing the game itself.
https://www.youtube.com/user/EpicGamingParty
Just in case you don't know which one is the one in question, which is very reasonable since they both look like they'd both fit the bill, he's the one on the left. That's right, of course he's the one that looks like the go to stereotypes when someone thinks of a basement dwelling, no life loser.
"Well, what about his confectionery business? I mean, there could be some success there." Well, that depends.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/LunarWolfTreats#
You see, his confectionery business is literally just an esty shop where he takes bags of chocolate, melts them down and pours them into a silicone mold. Same with any of his gummy items too. He, very literally, does some very bare bone projects and tries to make them an actual business. This one, actually got itself a kickstarter, however. And even got about $8,000 in backer money. I have no idea how that happened or what he actually did with the money, but credit where it's due and I applaud him for being able to do that. Along with making nearly 1,500 sales total since he opened shop two years ago. He managed to get some spending money from doing something people can do just as well in their own hands very literally. However, this isn't what most would call a business success.
"So what? He's a fur-fag with shitty YouTube channels and an okay Etsy shop. How does this make you think that he's a lolcow?" Well, now we're getting into the actual meat of this guy. You see, if it were only just those things I'd have just shrugged and forgot about him. He wouldn't have even really been a blip on my radar. But, if you start to scroll down through his Facebook feed, you start to notice that he's very outspoken, political and ungodly left leaning.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1771985593093062&id=100008449148292&fs=4
This is an example of the standard of bullshit that he just loves to fill his Facebook wall with. And, I'm not kidding. If you go through his feed, you'll come across examples of him saying things like
You can't have political opinions, only opposing political facts:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1748425772115711&id=100008449148292&fs=0
Pointing out that trans people only make up 0.2% of the population is a way to trivialize them and say that they don't matter:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1753470608277894&id=100008449148292&fs=0
Believing that minimum wage jobs shouldn't deserve a living wage (or, more accurately, a person shouldn't get paid $15hr for flipping burgers at McDonald's) is on par with saying that someone shouldn't exist and that the work isn't worth human hands:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1760201574271464&id=100008449148292
And that it's a good thing to go into an argument thinking that you're always right:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1760333820924906&id=100008449148292&fs=0
Yeah, are we starting to understand what I was meaning when I called him one of the most pretentious fur-fags online? He literally thinks that his opinion, his thoughts that he shares are above all others. Hell, listen to how he talks with his friend and tell me a lot of it doesn't sound like the two are constantly trying to prove they are better than the other. And if, by some miracle of God himself, you manage to prove him wrong or show him how inconsistent his logic is or even make him say something that actually would make him sound like a complete asshole to his echo chamber of "friends", he'll delete it, possibly your's too, and replace it with something that makes him sound like he was rightfully smug.
Now, there's more details that I could go into. Like how he argues by spamming the ever loving shit out of points while someone is typing in order to try to dominate the conversation and to make people just give up with him basically just shouting them down. Or of how he has such a delusion of grandeur that he lists his shitty YouTube channels as "TV Network" and "Media/News", but I think this is a fairly good OP to such a person whom I honestly think deserves the title of "one of the most pretentious fur-fags online". Hopefully, you guys enjoy the laughs.
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