SheCameForCWC -

[CatParty]

the cwcki just reminded me that today is the six year anniversary of shecameforcwc. this is a significant part of chris's internet infamy. now recently he's denounced the picture once again possibly believing that doing so would end his current "trolling". he seems to believe that this and the picture mimms took are the reasons he has been given a hard time on the internet. so i figure we can discuss the repercussions of the picture, how it ruined one of his true friendships or even delve into the lighter side of things (i've always had a good laugh at the anatomy analysis of the picture) or maybe even come up with our own photoshops of this significant relic of fail or maybe even ponder how things would have been different if he hadn't made it public.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Oh God, the whole "If I didn't draw it, I would've done something really stupid" line.

A legitimate threat of rape? A misguided plea for pity sex? A poor attempt at painting himself as a MAN? (Because men can't control their sex drives, you see).

 

[Venusaur]

SheCameForCWC is an interesting piece. Although a graphic image, the artwork quality is terrible, it looks like s grade-schooler drew it. So really the damage it caused for Chris wasn't just because of what was depicted of it, the main damage was done because of everything else it revealed about Chris.

It showed that he put his needs above those of a friend. He didn't care about what effects drawing and posting such a thing on the internet would have for Megan. All he cared was about proving he was STRAIGHT. His complete inability to comprehend why his actions were wrong further helped to highlight his screwed up priorities and logic. Overall to me, SheCameForCWC serves to illustrate why Chris will forever (probably) be incapable of maintaining true friendships.

 

[Bgheff]

All would have been well if Megan watched more porn. She wouldn't have been scared and would have wanted sex with Chris like any other normal girl.

 

[Zim]

Six years ago today, if you had listened really hard, you may have heard a soft clapping sound as hundreds of people face palmed as hard as they could.

Chris took a huge step towards infamy that day by showing the world he can't just let things go. The trolls had started throwing rocks at the barn and Chris, in all his 'tard glory, came running out to fight them off. We all know how well that worked for him over the years.

 

[CatParty]

it's really amazing because he could have said anything else other than "it's my friend megan" in order to stop people from saying it was supposed to be crystal.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

If you look at the chain of events that happened after the pic was uploaded you realize the picture itself wasn't the biggest fuck-up. It was when Chris talked about the picture. If he hadn't of clarified it was Megan it would have just been another weird moment in Christory. Then when confronted by Megan about it he kept trying to come up with ways to justify it. Of course he had to take it a step further by talking down to her and insinuating he would have sexually acted out if he didn't draw it.

Chris's life is like the last 5 minutes of any Seinfeld episode. It turns into a perfect storm of fuck-ups without any real conclusion. The drawing is still getting him in trouble because he still doesn't know what he did wrong.

 

[BillRiley]

Good idea, CatParty! Let's start off by counting the excuses Chris came up with after his gal-pal found out about SheCameForCWC:

I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry. If it helps put things into perspective, I can reccomend [sic] finding information on the internet through this educational website I've found through AdamEve.com. Or I reccomend [sic] renting "The 40 Year Old Virgin"; that movie touches on some of the issues around sex, and how it can really frustrate an older virgin who hasn't had the pleasure yet (or I can loan you my copy of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"). The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.
~14 Mar 2008

Wow. It's a good thing you're there to guide poor inexperienced Megan in the ways of sexual outtercourse, Chris. (Btw, no one has fallen for that "porn is educational" shit since, oh, around the fucking Depression!)

But wait, there's more! Later that very same email:

And I did draw the drawing of me giving you a hand job, from among my adult fantasies, with your eyes censored to conceal your identity.
14 Mar 2008

Because if you hadn't, it would have been patently obvious to everyone that your shitty drawing of a figure that can only barely be identified as a female human being was, in fact, your bestest gal-pal Megan. Obviously.

It was a massive step outside of my boundries [sic], and I did it out of anger, and I regret having done it, and I am really, really, sorry. But we all do things in the heat of anger, and/or out of our boundries [sic], that we end up regretting later.
14 Mar 2008

Oh, well, that explains it! Hell, I myself drew porn of everyone in the office last Friday and posted it to everyone in the company email system. Happens all the time!

Somehow, Chris must have sensed that Megan wasn't buying his pathetic excuses. Stronger measures were called for! More truth and honesty! And so, four days later:

As for the drawing itself, I've realized that it was done not only out of inspired fantasy, angst against E.D., and love for you, but also a major release for my crazy, mixed-up hormones. If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac, so thank god for allowing me to release my bottled up frustrations in a more positive, yet not so "Politically Correct", and not physically hurting others, method.
~18 Mar 2008

Oh, well, thank god for that then. Who knows what might have happened if you hadn't found a positive release for your hormones. Those thin, ropy little arms of your might have wrecked untold devastation upon the world if you hadn't drawn porn of yourself masturbating your best friend. Good job-high five!

Anyroad, when that didn't work, what did Fat Dummy do? Tried the same damn excuse again! Oh, but this time with a twist:

Megan, I am sorry for uploading the drawing, and I really wish I could go back in time and stop myself from making the mistake. Yet I do not regret drawing the drawing, because if I hadn't released my frustrations in the creative sense, I might actually have done something really dumb and stupid. It was really stupid of me to let my impulsive anger get the best of me and make me upload it in an attempt to shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down.
21 Mar 2008

And at last I think we've arrived at the retarded truth. He may have drawn shecameforcwc out of his retarded fantasies, but he uploaded it to a global communications system because he though he could shut down a portion of it. And, really, how could a plan like that not have worked?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Awesome, I've said tons of times that the Megan saga is my favorite, and this is the defining moment of it. It's not so much the drawing that gets me, but his attitude towards Megan being rightfully upset.

"I only drew it so to stop me doing something else"

"You're only upset because you're naive about sex, go and watch some porn"

Pure, unadulterated, Chris.

 

[Foulmouth]

The picture was terrible, the rape prevention gibberish even worse but I think It was the thumbs up that made it truly fucked up.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Thanks, BillRiley, I lost it at Ricky Retardo.

I think if you can understand what's wrong with how Chris handled this fiasco, you'd understand a lot about Chris.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I like the "heat of the moment" excuse. Considering it takes him days to do a Sonichu page that drawing probably took him all night.

 

[CatParty]

my favorite quote from the debacle:

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

 

[Silver]

i've got a question about the timeline of the whole thing - the cwcki kind of implies that the first mention of the drawing being of Megan was in his 3 August 2008 video ("By the way, that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored, that is MEGAN!") except megan found out it was meant to be a drawing of her way back in march. did opl ever edit the ED article to directly confirm that it was megan, not crystal?

also i think i figured out what he originally meant by "your sister has cum for me" - it was one of those jabs like "haha your sister didn't think i was such a jerk last night" type thing except he failed at making it comprehensible.

 

[The Knife]

I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry. If it helps put things into perspective, I can reccomend [sic] finding information on the internet through this educational website I've found through AdamEve.com. Or I reccomend [sic] renting "The 40 Year Old Virgin"; that movie touches on some of the issues around sex, and how it can really frustrate an older virgin who hasn't had the pleasure yet (or I can loan you my copy of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"). The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.
~14 Mar 2008

I think I've finally pinpointed what disturbs me most about this quote.

This is exactly the sort of logic and language a pedophile uses in order to acclimate a child to the idea of looking at pornography as part of the grooming process.

 

[BillRiley]

i've got a question about the timeline of the whole thing - the cwcki kind of implies that the first mention of the drawing being of Megan was in his 3 August 2008 video ("By the way, that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored, that is MEGAN!") except megan found out it was meant to be a drawing of her way back in march. did opl ever edit the ED article to directly confirm that it was megan, not crystal?

Yes, that's correct. Regarding the page's original text:

from this:

"...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister."

to read:

"and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser."

and later:

"his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."
~~18 March, 2008

Of course, it didn't take long for the weens to notify Megan.

 

[applecat]

It showed that he put his needs above those of a friend. He didn't care about what effects drawing and posting such a thing on the internet would have for Megan. All he cared was about proving he was STRAIGHT. His complete inability to comprehend why his actions were wrong further helped to highlight his screwed up priorities and logic. Overall to me, SheCameForCWC serves to illustrate why Chris will forever (probably) be incapable of maintaining true friendships.

You can see that in the actual drawing, too. You can tell how Chris drew himself first and wanted all of the focus on himself touching a china geyser and giving a thumbs-up. The unimportant parts of Megan (the parts that aren't her "cute bod") just kind of get squeezed in at the very top corner. Honestly, I have never seen anything that combines autism, egotism, and good ol' fashioned sexism this powerfully.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

And I did draw the drawing of me giving you a hand job, from among my adult fantasies, with your eyes censored to conceal your identity.
14 Mar 2008

Because if you hadn't, it would have been patently obvious to everyone that your shitty drawing of a figure that can only barely be identified as a female human being was, in fact, your bestest gal-pal Megan. Obviously.

Not to mention he didnt even get the hairstyle and color right (as far as I can tell from Megan photos)...pretty photorealistic work there, Chris!




All things said, I wonder why this is used against Chris so often. The twin towers video is a much better example of Chris being a sorry excuse for a human being, capable of mocking the horrible death of thousand of people of his own nation just to get back at some mean kid who calls him names on the internet.

If his HS "friends" from facebook ever get to see that they will unfriend him so fast that he wont even have time to shit his pants. Some of them may even give him some piece of his mind before unfriending him.

 

[applecat]

All things said, I wonder why this is used against Chris so often. The twin towers video is a much better example of Chris being a sorry excuse for a human being, capable of mocking the horrible death of thousand of people of his own nation just to get back at some mean kid who calls him names on the internet.

I think that's because the Twin Towers video was a result of troll coaching, and at this point we all know better than to expect Chris to have empathy for people who aren't him. He drew and uploaded shecameforcwc all on his own, and if there's one person in the world he should have been able to consider the feelings of, it would have been his best (and only) friend.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

All things said, I wonder why this is used against Chris so often. The twin towers video is a much better example of Chris being a sorry excuse for a human being, capable of mocking the horrible death of thousand of people of his own nation just to get back at some mean kid who calls him names on the internet.

I think that's because the Twin Towers video was a result of troll coaching, and at this point we all know better than to expect Chris to have empathy for people who aren't him. He drew and uploaded shecameforcwc all on his own, and if there's one person in the world he should have been able to consider the feelings of, it would have been his best (and only) friend.

By troll coaching you mean that he was instructed to do that? (if that was the case I didnt know, not that it excuses him at all, though)

If you mean that he was reacting against Clyde, well, shecameforcwc was in reaction to his ED page too...

Chirs got off that too easy anyways...If the father call situation was real for example (Wich would have implied divine intervention ), it would have ended at the 11S video issue. Much more with Kacey's father being a soldier.