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Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU)Going off the rails on the crazy train

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New Poll: HWNDU Season #5 takes place at...

  1. Under the Sea

    28 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. HE WILL WAIT AT THE BRANDENBURG GATE

    11 vote(s)
    2.4%
  3. SPAAAAACE

    42 vote(s)
    9.2%
  4. His Mom's Basement

    41 vote(s)
    8.9%
  5. On Top of Mt. Everest

    7 vote(s)
    1.5%
  6. Surely Nobody in Africa Browses /pol/...

    135 vote(s)
    29.4%
  7. The 4th Dimension, /pol/ builds a wormhole machine and finds it

    61 vote(s)
    13.3%
  8. The Cabin in the Woods from that movie "Cabin in the Woods"

    47 vote(s)
    10.2%
  9. Sweden Yes!

    87 vote(s)
    19.0%
  1. Did he get buggered by Dan Schneider?

    Gibson didn't even need an acting career, though. He also had a directing career and a producing career, and a producing career doesn't give a shit about bad reputation, all you need is money for that.
     
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  2. I think he's actually with the other Disney, Nickelodeon.

    Is he confirmed for molesting his own child stars, or is it just a reasonable suspicion?
     
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  3. It isn't confirmed, but...
    He's a fat middle aged man, who looks like a cross between Lucas Werner and Bill Gates, who produces television shows featuring young girls aimed at young girls, and is noted to be a little bit on the touchy side with his young female stars.

    And he used an advertising campaign for one of his shows to help satisfy his foot fetish.

    And he's a Jew in Hollywood. So odds are...
     
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  4. That's why they're sure everybody else is actually racist too--they're projecting.
     
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  5. hes gonna kill himself lol
     
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  6. No this is going to start the penance arc where he'll talk about how he's an alcoholic and was in a dark place when he said those things then he'll appear on screen with someone like Jesse Jackson and read off some sappy and we'll get there together kind of speech until the bottled demon tempts him again and he runs outside to the bar to shout "Nigger" at all the cars passing by.
     
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  7. You forgot to add that his speech with Jesse Jackson would be plagiarized.
     
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  8. >tfw arrested by a /pol/ shitposter
     
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  9. HWNDU lives on in the hearts and minds of Kekistanis everywhere.

    We will never forget.
     
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  10. HWNDU: New York still holds a special place in my heart. I miss those crazy bastards we got to know so well during those precious weeks. It was one big awful family.
     
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  11. Shia actually made /pol/ stronger.
     
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  12. Does every child actor go off the deep end when they grow up?
     
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  13. It seems to be a 50/50 split. Depends on the adults they work with a large degree. Look at Married with Children, the adults on the show actually liked the kids while being actual nice people and helped them a lot as they grew up, got them to save their money, helped the parents understand the pitfalls of celebrity and the like so Christina Applegate and David Faustino both turned in to pretty normal people that really didn't feel any pressure to outgrow the project.

    Then you have people like Brittany Spears/Lindsay Lohan who were being reared by sociopaths and probable-pedophiles that just pushed and pushed for more money and more fame at the expense of the child and created massive issues later on down the line.
     
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  14. Kurt Russel?
     
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  15. It also depends on whether they get involved in political activism, I think. You've got Daniel Radcliffe who's really fucking devoted to acting and takes whatever roles he thinks will be interesting and let him polish his craft, Rupert Grint who's basically just fucking around spending his money and enjoying his life, and then there's Emma Watson taking a long series of shallow bullshit roles while she busily SPEWs feminist bullshit at any microphone pointed at her for two seconds. Chances of her career steadily declining until she eventually crashes and burns and winds up another ranting nobody on the protest circuit are like 90%.
     
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  16. Not until people think she isn't hot anymore.
     
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  17. I think the best example of a bad sinking career is not Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan imho.
    They still have money and some sort of stability.

    I feel sorry for Gary Coleman and Macaulay Culkin whose parents fucked them up severely and never recovered fully. Now THOSE are examples of total career sinking.
     
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  18. I didn't say anything about careers, I meant more as just being massive fuck ups in general
     
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  19. Sorry for misreading, I agree with you.
     
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  20. Or, for the ultimate mingling of "successful but still never recovering from the giant heaps of bullshit piled on them as a child", Michael Jackson.
     
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