Infected Shippers, Militant-Shippers, and Shipping Wars - When fictional characters fucking each other is a political statement

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Shipping has always motivated terrible behavior in fandom, but I think adding SJW fuckery to the mix has been what's really driven it above and beyond in recent years. SJWs tend to seek out emotionally frail people and bully them, so it's no surprise they do it over shipping and other fandom crap.
 

Sun Shihong

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Shipping has always motivated terrible behavior in fandom, but I think adding SJW fuckery to the mix has been what's really driven it above and beyond in recent years. SJWs tend to seek out emotionally frail people and bully them, so it's no surprise they do it over shipping and other fandom crap.
Two toxic crowds whose behavior overlap because they attract the same hive of weak-minded people. Shipdoms themselves always had the proximity with SocJus' ideals, even the mindset and the poison are very similar, if not exactly the same brand.
 

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Am I an incel for never seeing the appeal with shipping? It sounds like one of those things you regret when you’re older.

If a ship exists, there’s an AMV (slideshow full of stolen artwork) with a hot Top40 song playing in the background.
 

Sun Shihong

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Little

Little Women ship wars? Ohhh yeah, Alcott had tons of fans demanding she hook Jo up with Laurie, and got so tired of it she married Jo off to someone else and put Amy and Laurie together. People still shit themselves over it to this day.
She did the same when Kishimoto made NaruHina canon and the NaruSaku crowds went "Das war ein befehl" collectively and, quoting Shao Kahn, IT! IS! GLORIOUS!


Am I an incel for never seeing the appeal with shipping? It sounds like one of those things you regret when you’re older.

If a ship exists, there’s an AMV (slideshow full of stolen artwork) with a hot Top40 song playing in the background.
Kek, people are incels for not liking shipping, which is kind of ironic considering most hardcore shippers are ugly, crazy cat ladies at one side and frustrated, beta orbiting soycucks at other.
 

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Am I an incel for never seeing the appeal with shipping? It sounds like one of those things you regret when you’re older.

Oh you’re absolutely not alone, I’d wager that a large part of any given fanbase dont really care for shipping. It’s just that shippers are vocal and feel more numerous since non-shippers dont really... have anything to say about the subject meanwhile the shippers do? For example despite how loud the Reylos are your average Star Wars fan in the real world probably could not give less of a shit who Kylo Ren rammed his saber in.

The shipper demographic is just a modern day version of those middle aged women that read trashy erotica novels and gush about them in their book clubs imo 🤷‍♂️
 

Jumbo Gay Threat

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Oh you’re absolutely not alone, I’d wager that a large part of any given fanbase dont really care for shipping. It’s just that shippers are vocal and feel more numerous since non-shippers dont really... have anything to say about the subject meanwhile the shippers do? For example despite how loud the Reylos are your average Star Wars fan in the real world probably could not give less of a shit who Kylo Ren rammed his saber in.

The shipper demographic is just a modern day version of those middle aged women that read trashy erotica novels and gush about them in their book clubs imo 🤷‍♂️
Funny, I thought the majority would mostly be tweens and teens from Tumblr or DeviantArt making crappy fan fics or art of their OTP fantasy couples. Instead of having a decent social life or hobbies outside of the internet.
 

WatchingAllOfYou

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Ahhhhh, good ol’ reserera. Of course.

and also notice how they didn’t even explain what was wrong with the character. Is it just because he’s feminine?
Looks like that's why they're wailing so much. I believe this is the same idiot that was whin ing about the other m/m themed supports: I can see the point with Alois and Gilbert, but their bitchy tantrum over having less ~hawt dudes to fuck was embarrassing AF.

They also have this weird thought process about gay couples as well and act as if being gay is all about kissing and cuddling. And when they see stories about gay people being in abusive relationships like in Killing Stalking, it breaks them. They can't fathom why anyone would want to make something like that let alone read it. The obvious problem isn't yaoi itself, but the people who take it too seriously and are obsessed with it.

Shit like this is what happens when Tumblr / Twitter LGBT imbeciles spread that “gays are pure uwu, only icky straighties abuse UWU" bullshit. They put same-sex relationship on a purity pedestal and then are SHOCKED when some LGBT persons turn out to be Really Shitty People. Aned even worse, many of them cannot identify the signs thjat point at abusive LGBT people because "ehhh ummm, abuse is a straight people thing".
 

Cyclonus

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I'm new here and I'm not enough of a tard to read through 113 pages of this thread, so I have to ask if anyone has brought up the Harry/Hermione shippers back in the day and how they chimped out about how Buckbeak was renamed Witherwings? That shit was fucking insane.
 

Android raptor

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I'm new here and I'm not enough of a tard to read through 113 pages of this thread, so I have to ask if anyone has brought up the Harry/Hermione shippers back in the day and how they chimped out about how Buckbeak was renamed Witherwings? That shit was fucking insane.
Harry/Hermione shippers have been mentioned, but not that specific chimpout. Do share
 

Cyclonus

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One of their "proofs" of Harry and Hermione's love for each other is when they both rode on top of Buckbeak (I can't remember which fucking book it was) and Hermione put her hands around Harry's waist or something. They said that this was a metaphor for their blossoming love soaring. Then Buckbeak was renamed Witherwings and the harmonians threw a fit because they were convinced Rowling was deliberately fucking with them, got their hopes up and then taunted them with how their love had "withered". Screaming and death threats ensued.
 

Kari Kamiya

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I literally do not remember Buckbeak being renamed to Witherwings, not even in Prisoner of Azkaban or later. I feel like that was mentioned in a joke Tweet, but there's been a lot of joke Harry Potter tweets.

Still is a fucking retarded reason to throw a fit over a "sunken ship".
 
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I literally do not remember Buckbeak being renamed to Witherwings, not even in Prisoner of Azkaban or later.
He was renamed by Sirius in Order of the Phoenix, I think. To hide his identity. I've never heard about this drama, though, and I used to go looking for drama to laigh at back in the day. Sounds like something shipping spergs would whine about, so I probably just missed it.
 

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Ever since the beginning, FE "queer fans" have desperately and pathetically tried to downplay and bring down Dorothea's canon bisexuality and make her look like a man-hating bitch who'd only dates guys for their cash when she'd rather cozy up to girls. These assholes are no exception and it's really fucking gross to see them bitch so much about Dorothea not giving up the cock just because they say so.

Also "we don't have a gay character"? I guess Heather from Radiant Dawn and Leon from Echoes aren't worth shit because they ain't in the HAWT GAME DU JOUR and they consider bisexuals (and the game has SEVERAL) as ~Straights and nothing else. Entitled assholes are entitled.

(Also LMAO at them being still HOES MAD HOES MAD about Fates making their bi characters flawed rather than "pretty little cinnamon rolls with no personality other than being gay and cute uwu uwu". I love Niles, Rhajat and Corrin, so stay pressed you closet queerphobes)
 
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Ever since the beginning, FE "queer fans" have desperately and pathetically tried to downplay and bring down Dorothea's canon bisexuality and make her look like a man-hating bitch who'd only dates guys for their cash when she'd rather cozy up to girls. These assholes are no exception and it's really fucking gross to see them bitch so much about Dorothea not giving up the cock just because they say so.

Also "we don't have a gay character"? I guess Heather from Radiant Dawn and Leon from Echoes aren't worth shit because they ain't in the HAWT GAME DU JOUR and they consider bisexuals (and the game has SEVERAL) as ~Gay Lite and nothing else. Entitled assholes are entitled.

(Also LMAO at them being still HOES MAD HOES MAD about Fates making their bi characters flawed rather than "pretty little cinnamon rolls with no personality other than being gay and cute uwu uwu". I love Niles, Rhajat and Corrin, so stay pressed you closet queerphobes)
3H has a lot of very annoying shippers. I had someone get mad at me for saying a few of the characters were straight.
 
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