Infected Shippers, Militant-Shippers, and Shipping Wars - When fictional characters fucking each other is a political statement

Crybaby Xianghua

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(Notices that shippers and lemon writers are writing Kaiju porn fics)....

What? What the bloody hell is this!

Shippers get hot and bothered by kaiju monsters like Godzilla and Gamera? WTF world are we living in?

Though if reading Kaiju lemon ships were not weird enough, there was a fanfic writer back in the web 1.0 days who wrote Kaiju porn of either his self insert, or random hot giant Asian babe. I don't remember the fic writer's name, but I also remember him for having the hots for movie slashers, The Skeksis from "The Dark Crystal" and some villain from a Jim Henson TV show known as Farscape. If anyone has any info on this fanfic lolcow, please let me know some more. Because good lord, his ship fics were the king of cringe writing.

I still don't whether to find Kaiju rule 34 ship fics/art funny or unsettling.
 
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Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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Shippers get hot and bothered by kaiju monsters like Godzilla and Gamera? WTF world are we living in?
The teratophile community is all about that. I can promise you the author is not into that, though, and her husband has poked fun of her about writing Godzilla porn, but the 2019 movie had teased the Mothzilla ship to begin with. It was gonna be inevitable.

Though if reading Kaiju lemon ships were not weird enough, there was a fanfic writer back in the web 1.0 days who wrote Kaiju porn of either his self insert, or random hot giant Asian babe. I don't remember the fic writer's name, but I also remember him for having the hots for movie slashers, The Skeksis from "The Dark Crystal" and some villain from a Jim Henson TV show known as Farscape. If anyone has any info on this fanfic lolcow, please let me know some more. Because good lord, his ship fics were the king of cringe writing.
That sounds really interesting, actually. Must be in the same vein as the infamous "Artemis's Lover".

I still don't whether to find Kaiju rule 34 ship fics/art funny or unsettling.
It's... a weird community. I honestly like the stories (haven't tried reading other people's attempts at it outside of Monster Island Buddies *points to avatar*), it's the readerbase that is the crazy thing about it.
 

Crybaby Xianghua

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The teratophile community is all about that. I can promise you the author is not into that, though, and her husband has poked fun of her about writing Godzilla porn, but the 2019 movie had teased the Mothzilla ship to begin with. It was gonna be inevitable.


That sounds really interesting, actually. Must be in the same vein as the infamous "Artemis's Lover".


It's... a weird community. I honestly like the stories (haven't tried reading other people's attempts at it outside of Monster Island Buddies *points to avatar*), it's the readerbase that is the crazy thing about it.
I'm not saying its bad. It's just strange, and more comical than arousing, in a good way.

But OMG, I'm still wondering who that Slasher villain/Teratophile weirdo from the web 1.0 era was. His works were cringe, even other teratophiles mocked him for his bad writing and shameless Sue/Stu self insertion.
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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But OMG, I'm still wondering who that Slasher villain/Teratophile weirdo from the web 1.0 era was. His works were cringe, even other teratophiles mocked him for his bad writing and shameless Sue/Stu self insertion.
You got me curious, too, If he was rather infamous, I can try and see if there's any more authors listed on Fanlore and look for him that way.
 

gratedcheese

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I just found this anti-Jonadio account
(JonaDio - Jonathan Joestar x Dio Brando from JJBA)
Ah, hate pages. Juvenile. Thought we had long passed the DeviantART hate clubs days, but here we are. How long before one of the admins is exposed as a JonaDio shipper? This whole account feels like a major cope. They say shit like "Functioning members of society don't ship JonaDio!" when all the admins are probably 14 year-old genderspecials failing all their classes because they'd rather sperg out on the internet about how much they hate two anime boys kissing than actually hopping on Microsoft Teams. Seen more of these "gross fandom moms who ship the wrong stuff" contribute to society than anybody who spends seventeen hours a day seething at pixels.

And honestly, people who take the time to make an account shitting on a ship are more obsessive about the ship than the shippers themselves. They seek out fanart and the like to "make fun of it" and end up with mountains of the ship they supposedly hate saved to their gallery. I recall vaguely seeing an antishipper hating on a pairing and make an entire aesthetic edit about how much they hated the pairing. So, let me get this straight: You went out, looked for fanart deliberately, sat there and edited this for at least an hour, and you claim you absolutely despise this pairing? I smell bullshit. And it turned out to be, because just weeks later, I saw them rubbing elbows with proshippers. Funny how that works.
 

Daisy

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antis are annoying, but do you know meta hos who are just so up their own asses? They don't have enough talent to write fics so they overanalyse the source material for extra proof how their OTP is supreme. Usually they end up turning against the writers because they become convinced nobody knows these characters better than they do.
Hello, flashbacks to the Bleach fandom and that one Ishihime BNF. Except she did write fics and the majority of them were laughably bland, sappy, or otherwise OOC. And before Kubo broke her poor little heart she called him "sensei" and "her boyfriend".
 

gratedcheese

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Ah, this chick. I could go on and on about how shit her arguments are, but I think besides the obvious hypocrisy in her having an obsession with fictional teenage boys being in relationship and how gross that would be by her standard, I'd like to bring it back to shipping.

I don't know too much about MHA, but it seems she ships Bakudeku. Isn't that like, a majorly controversial ship in the MHA fandom because Bakugo bullied the fuck out of Deku and told him to kill himself? So, in this video, she's saying that the positive/neutral portrayal of morally objectionable topics aids in the "normalization" of it. That's swell and all, but aren't you "normalizing" bully/victim ships, and in turn, promoting abusive relationships? You can't even shape it with the "but their relationship is different in my AU" because these kinds of folks dislike that argument.

Also, just throwing this one out there: She's also a fan of Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun, which, in case you don't know, is a series with some very, uh, questionable content, the cast being schoolchildren, and a lot of obvious incest baiting that you'd have to jump through hoops to justify any other way (which they do, by the way).
 

fishercat

good for health, bad for education
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Ah, this chick. I could go on and on about how shit her arguments are, but I think besides the obvious hypocrisy in her having an obsession with fictional teenage boys being in relationship and how gross that would be by her standard, I'd like to bring it back to shipping.

I don't know too much about MHA, but it seems she ships Bakudeku. Isn't that like, a majorly controversial ship in the MHA fandom because Bakugo bullied the fuck out of Deku and told him to kill himself? So, in this video, she's saying that the positive/neutral portrayal of morally objectionable topics aids in the "normalization" of it. That's swell and all, but aren't you "normalizing" bully/victim ships, and in turn, promoting abusive relationships? You can't even shape it with the "but their relationship is different in my AU" because these kinds of folks dislike that argument.

Also, just throwing this one out there: She's also a fan of Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun, which, in case you don't know, is a series with some very, uh, questionable content, the cast being schoolchildren, and a lot of obvious incest baiting that you'd have to jump through hoops to justify any other way (which they do, by the way).
She's the literal embodiment of this image.

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Kari Kamiya

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I tried her Princess Tutu video because yes, that series is fucking amazing and more people should watch it, but then she dedicated an entire section to there being "queerness" in the show between Muto and Fakir and I tapped out. Fakir's sexuality was never a focal point to begin with and that was not why he was an aid to Muto in the slightest. If she ever brought up Duck's and Rue's relationship in the same vein because I know it's like the only known yuri ship in the fandom, I wouldn't know, but prior to that part, every time she did talk about Duck and Rue, she never hinted at it being an interpretation.

And pressing "X" that she's a qweer herself. If she's actually a lesbian because apparently she loves her lesbians in anime, then just say you're a lesbo, girl, sheesh.
 

Amber the Hedgehog

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I tried her Princess Tutu video because yes, that series is fucking amazing and more people should watch it, but then she dedicated an entire section to there being "queerness" in the show between Muto and Fakir and I tapped out. Fakir's sexuality was never a focal point to begin with and that was not why he was an aid to Muto in the slightest. If she ever brought up Duck's and Rue's relationship in the same vein because I know it's like the only known yuri ship in the fandom, I wouldn't know, but prior to that part, every time she did talk about Duck and Rue, she never hinted at it being an interpretation.

And pressing "X" that she's a qweer herself. If she's actually a lesbian because apparently she loves her lesbians in anime, then just say you're a lesbo, girl, sheesh.
The series teases shipping any of the four main characters in any compilation. Mostly it's nothing major, mostly just some questionable scenes that can be interpreted that way if you want. I don't think it was anything sinister, just throwing a bone to get people give series a change. Princess Tutu is a magical girl show that targets tween and teenage girls. Girls of that age range are in general quite interested in romantic subplots and speculating who likes who, so romantic tension is a great tool get and keep intrest. As the series isn't romantic drama but uses romance as spice trough tension and giving moments that you can read into, there is no reason not to serve wide range of tastes. So Fakir/Muto is definitely there, plenty especially in early season 1, but as it's made for general audiences rather than yaoi/yuri fans and the plot needs a sertain straight relationship to happen... Yeah the series is definitely isn't about pure deliciousness of boy on boy love.
 

Doctor Hobo

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Ah, hate pages. Juvenile. Thought we had long passed the DeviantART hate clubs days, but here we are. How long before one of the admins is exposed as a JonaDio shipper? This whole account feels like a major cope. They say shit like "Functioning members of society don't ship JonaDio!" when all the admins are probably 14 year-old genderspecials failing all their classes because they'd rather sperg out on the internet about how much they hate two anime boys kissing than actually hopping on Microsoft Teams. Seen more of these "gross fandom moms who ship the wrong stuff" contribute to society than anybody who spends seventeen hours a day seething at pixels.

And honestly, people who take the time to make an account shitting on a ship are more obsessive about the ship than the shippers themselves. They seek out fanart and the like to "make fun of it" and end up with mountains of the ship they supposedly hate saved to their gallery. I recall vaguely seeing an antishipper hating on a pairing and make an entire aesthetic edit about how much they hated the pairing. So, let me get this straight: You went out, looked for fanart deliberately, sat there and edited this for at least an hour, and you claim you absolutely despise this pairing? I smell bullshit. And it turned out to be, because just weeks later, I saw them rubbing elbows with proshippers. Funny how that works.

Nah, they haven't disappeared. They've taken on a different form. Now they just attack the staff involved and threaten them to make their precious otp canon. :story:
 

TheClorax

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Really not sure what gets people so uppity about shipping in the first place.

Not even a lot of popular characters being shipped are sailors themselves. It seems to me that the only explanation is there are far too many sailors projecting themselves onto fictional properties.

Wherefore, I think shows should alienate sailors of all stripes by making every show have an entire season take place in an ocean, except the nautical terms are as unrealistic as possible.
 

Snusmumriken

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I tried her Princess Tutu video because yes, that series is fucking amazing and more people should watch it, but then she dedicated an entire section to there being "queerness" in the show between Muto and Fakir and I tapped out. Fakir's sexuality was never a focal point to begin with and that was not why he was an aid to Muto in the slightest. If she ever brought up Duck's and Rue's relationship in the same vein because I know it's like the only known yuri ship in the fandom, I wouldn't know, but prior to that part, every time she did talk about Duck and Rue, she never hinted at it being an interpretation.

And pressing "X" that she's a qweer herself. If she's actually a lesbian because apparently she loves her lesbians in anime, then just say you're a lesbo, girl, sheesh.
I’ve watched Princess Tutu a ridiculous amount of times and I have no problems with gay ships but outside of my teh yaoi hawtness cringephase I can’t really point to a scene that would have intentionally implied Fakir/Mytho (keyword intentional). Maybe the blooper reel from the English dub, if you wanted to stretch. Luckily Tutu has always had a pretty small fan base, although it’s gotten some coverage by small time YouTubers recently, so I’ve never seen any militant shipping come out of it. Personally, even though Ahiru/Fakir is my favorite ship from the show, I still think Ahiru/Rue would have been pretty cute as like an AU or something.

But speaking of militant, MGS has a shocking amount of fans that refuse to accept that any and every male character featured on screen isn’t banging every other male character featured on screen. Don’t get me wrong, every game in the series (especially the ones developed by Kojima himself) is dripping with gay from the infamous box scene to Ocelot kissing Snake to Otacon’s existence to even some of the drama CDs. But there are fans whose understanding of the series is limited to one big bara orgy and they like to dunk on anyone who would suggest otherwise for prudishness/homophobia. The homoeroticism is only a drop in the ocean of memeable content from the series, so I can’t help but roll my eyes when people focus so much on it that it becomes something they feel the need to defend.
 

Mr. ShadowCreek

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I'm surprised there's still Harmony (HarryxHermione) fanfics that turn Ron and Ginny into bad guys. Look if you want to ship Harry and Hermione more power to you. But why make Ron and Ginny assholes? Are they really still bitter that Harmony didn't happen? It's been almost 15 years. Get over it! At the very least ship Ron with someone like Lavender or Luna and Ginny with Dean or Neville yet they're all still friends. Almost every Harmony fanfic has Ron as a rapist, Ginny as a stacker, and they both use love potions. I guess they see the easiest they to get rid of them is to make them evil.
 

trekkor

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I'm surprised there's still Harmony (HarryxHermione) fanfics that turn Ron and Ginny into bad guys. Look if you want to ship Harry and Hermione more power to you. But why make Ron and Ginny assholes? Are they really still bitter that Harmony didn't happen? It's been almost 15 years. Get over it! At the very least ship Ron with someone like Lavender or Luna and Ginny with Dean or Neville yet they're all still friends. Almost every Harmony fanfic has Ron as a rapist, Ginny as a stacker, and they both use love potions. I guess they see the easiest they to get rid of them is to make them evil.
also, turning the majority of the Weasly family into assholes. Ron and Ginny ofc got hit the hardest, but I've read some pretty vile stuff about Molly and Arthur as well + Percy. The other boys don't get shat on that hard, especially Fred and George are safe, but anti fics about, say, Bill do exist. I never understood it. I once read a shitty ABO fic out of morbid curiousity (it was insanely popular and I wanted to see if it was one of the rare good ABO fics. Spoiler, it wasn't) where Harry was in a gay harem and also went into heat every 2 seconds and whatever and holy shit did the author hate Ron. I forget the details, but I think this was the one where people legit got away with mutilating Ron out in the open and no one gave a shit because he was a meany to precious baby Harry:mad:(. No one in the comments gave a shit as well, they cheered the author on. Ron wasn't even going between Harry and his gay harem, it was entirely unnecessary. And this is just one example. I feel like anyone who has read even a few HP fics has an "evil Ron fic" story, it was and kinda still is so widespread.
 
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