SHIT CHRIS HAD BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF RUCKERSVILLE -

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Ivan Komarov

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www.NORTHKOREANUKE.TK
"WHAT AMERICANS NEED TO KNOW
1: The Taepodong-2 missile is capable of reaching all parts of the USA and canada
2: Targed cities include New york City, Los Angeles, Austin, Ruckersville, and Seattle
3: The USA does not have enough MIM-104 Patriot missiles to cover all cities
4: the vulnerable cities are Seattle, and Ruckersville
5: The USA plans to get an emergency order of MIM-104 missiles from Raytheon next month
6: The estimated yeild of the weapons would cause a 300 PSI overpressure in a 13km radius
More to come soon"

OH FUCK NO
 

DevilDog

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Sorry, you lost me at the mention of a ballistic missile with the word "Dong" in the title. What are its states? Armed and flaccid?
 

Ivan Komarov

BBW
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DevilDog said:
Sorry, you lost me at the mention of a ballistic missile with the word "Dong" in the title. What are its states? Armed and flaccid?
They just loaded them onto some erectors. Looks like they're gearing up for a launch
 

KawaiiChrisChan

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DevilDog said:
What are its states? Armed and flaccid?
I lol'd. :lol:

I'm honestly not worried here. Even if NK does manage to squeeze a dong into America, there will still be tons of south Korean and US (and maybe Russians, not sure where they stand on this) forces to raid the hell out of NK. If I die from the impact of a huge dong, then I only ask that the whole country, wipe Kimmy and his swag-fag army out with the force of a thousand Titans. 8-)
 

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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Brother, you have no need to worry. Hulkamania is running wild, and when Hulkamania rules, there is nothing to fear for America. A nuclear bomb would be no match for the awesome power of Hulkamania.

However, Chris might need to worry, man. Chris is the anti-Hulkster, which means that even with the power of Hulkamania protecting America, wherever he may be may be exempt from that protection.

The one who really needs to worry, man, is Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un, the Hulkster challenges YOU to a steel cage match. The Hulkster will even put the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt on the line. But just remember... The steel cage is the most brutal arena of human competition. It is the last resort, man. And it is time for the last resort to be utilized. The steel cage will be a dead end for the reign of Kim Jong Un. WHATCHA GONNA DO, KIM JONG UN, WHEN THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA, DESTROYS YOU?!
 

Bob's Fries

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Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, you have no need to worry. Hulkamania is running wild, and when Hulkamania rules, there is nothing to fear for America. A nuclear bomb would be no match for the awesome power of Hulkamania.

However, Chris might need to worry, man. Chris is the anti-Hulkster, which means that even with the power of Hulkamania protecting America, wherever he may be may be exempt from that protection.

The one who really needs to worry, man, is Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un, the Hulkster challenges YOU to a steel cage match. The Hulkster will even put the World Wrestling Federation Championship belt on the line. But just remember... The steel cage is the most brutal arena of human competition. It is the last resort, man. And it is time for the last resort to be utilized. The steel cage will be a dead end for the reign of Kim Jong Un. WHATCHA GONNA DO, KIM JONG UN, WHEN THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA, DESTROYS YOU?!

And yet you can't even beat his dad in a Rap Battle without your Nacho friend.

Sorry I can't help it. It's just a joke.

Anyway...Well. I didn't think those poor-ass fucks in NK actually built one that could reach us here. Seriously. Fuck all.
 

spaps

I'LL FUCK YOU OFF AT NO COST
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Hate to kill the fun, but that was a troll site made by Ivan. He told us about it on the chat. Little Kimmy and his n00ks won't penetrate 'Murica.
 

Stratochu

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This, or at least the inclusion of Ruckersville, is an epic ween attempt at trolling Chris-chan.

edit: Good work, Spaps. :medallion:
 

spaps

I'LL FUCK YOU OFF AT NO COST
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bradsternum

Won't Call Anyone
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^The site itself is obviously a joke, though. I doubt anyone from North Korea even knows what a Ruckersville is.
 

Ivan Komarov

BBW
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bradsternum said:
^The site itself is obviously a joke, though. I doubt anyone from North Korea even knows what a Ruckersville is.
They tried to POISON chris. Of course they know what it is.
 

Bob's Fries

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IF Retard-Un won't stand down... Either way is going to fuck South Korea in the ass since they have to take care of their impoverished and irradiated retard brother after all of this.
 
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