Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

Botchy Galoop

So Be Good, For Goodness Sake!
May 11, 2019

eta: Partner woke up hacking and coughing, so the day is already off to a great fucking start. They get to stay home, since 2 of the Tgiving participants are in their 80s and very paranoid of the coof.
I guess they could go, and we could reenact the first Tgiving, but this time rather than giving Indians the pox, we could wipe out the old fucks...Thinking.

A Dumb Demon

Get in, loser
Feb 22, 2019
I'm baking cookies, cooking a small dinner for my lad and I, and just found out my best friend that lives on the other side of the country is coming to visit us for a couple hours because her weird boyfriend has family close by, so today's going to be quite comfy.

Mr. Skeltal

Bone Poet
Oct 3, 2018
Mrs. Skeltal and I have to drive across the state in 20-35° weather just to pop in to the in-laws' and fart around for a bit.
I get free pie, at least.

I'll keep you posted if any of my in-laws do stupid shit. My wife's siblings are quite the handful.