Shitpost of the year award - Is it possible to win it here?

Fibonacci

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formershroomeryuser

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I just got in some major argument with a girl at a bar who says she is a professional film critic because I told her I did not like Midsommar. She told me "all my assumptions are wrong about why I would not like such a movie." I was like "what assumptions? The ending sucked. The camera angles were great. I did not like the ending. The film followed itself horribly." She went on about how I didn't like it because it was not the way a movie presumes itself by Hollywood standards and in fact I would have liked it if had fit some definition of Hollywood standards. I was like "really? $50 million budget for that piece of crap? It wasn't a standard Hollywood budget formula picture?

Anyway I finished my last beer it was the 7th one but didn't leave for two hours talking to this dumb ho. I guess cuz it's Friday night she assumes I don't have to wake up early tomorrow.

Lol now I realise I am not meeting my shitposting standard. Bummer. This is a lot to take in for one night.
 

Lemmingwise

The capture of the last white wizard, decolorized
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Midsommar

Oh look another jewish movie about what looks like idyllic white community at the start and turns into sinister violence that was hiding just under the surface.

They even called the male protagonist Christian, because they thought otherwise people might miss the metaphor.

The jewish director even said in interviews that the movie was to him and I quote, "Perverse wish-fulfillment fantasy".
 

Clop

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I just got in some major argument with a girl at a bar who says she is a professional film critic because I told her I did not like Midsommar. She told me "all my assumptions are wrong about why I would not like such a movie." I was like "what assumptions? The ending sucked. The camera angles were great. I did not like the ending. The film followed itself horribly." She went on about how I didn't like it because it was not the way a movie presumes itself by Hollywood standards and in fact I would have liked it if had fit some definition of Hollywood standards. I was like "really? $50 million budget for that piece of crap? It wasn't a standard Hollywood budget formula picture?

Anyway I finished my last beer it was the 7th one but didn't leave for two hours talking to this dumb ho. I guess cuz it's Friday night she assumes I don't have to wake up early tomorrow.
If the cunt liked lazy trash like Midsommar then she really is a professional film critic.
 

HeyYou

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Oh look another jewish movie about what looks like idyllic white community at the start and turns into sinister violence that was hiding just under the surface.

They even called the male protagonist Christian, because they thought otherwise people might miss the metaphor.

The jewish director even said in interviews that the movie was to him and I quote, "Perverse wish-fulfillment fantasy".
That section wasn't at all about him enjoying destroying Nordic holidays and traditions, although there's definitely an undercurrent of smugness about pagan traditions. Jews gonna Jew.

The real eye rolling part is this: "What could prove divisive is the film's political subcurrents, which tease out a link between anti-immigrant sentiments in Sweden and the goings on in Harga. "Some (Swedes) will take umbrage," Aster predicts." What anti-immigrant sentiments? Sweden is one of the most supportive countries in Europe regarding immigration and their demographics have shifted rapidly already. You're picking on the absolute worst country for that. The better question is why American Jews are so fucking obnoxious.
 

Lemmingwise

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The real eye rolling part is this: "What could prove divisive is the film's political subcurrents, which tease out a link between anti-immigrant sentiments in Sweden and the goings on in Harga. "Some (Swedes) will take umbrage," Aster predicts." What anti-immigrant sentiments? Sweden is one of the most supportive countries in Europe regarding immigration and their demographics have shifted rapidly already. You're picking on the absolute worst country for that. The better question is why American Jews are so fucking obnoxious.

It may be, but the immigrants in Sweden do cause a lot of problems (seen it with my own eyes, if you want to hear more about it) and of course that's causing a counter-reaction, even if it is politically incorrect to think and say so.

The point of immigration is possibly one of the most divisive topics currently.

Also, I had to kinda wonder about the ethnicity of the journalists asking these questions, though that may just be general intelligence/state of american education:

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