Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

[heathercho]

I don't understand why Jonathon hasn't attempted to go on any reality tv or talk shows?
Could you imagine a Dr Phil episode on him?
A Survivor like show? He could go head to head with that mentally retarded autist "Pad".

I don't get why he isn't getting proactive and doing as many submisions to these shows as possible. Or at least running his own YT channel...
He could document his busy life as a model, activist, celebutante etc.

I mean what if he could get a sponsorship from a tampon company? He'd be a progressive darling for showing that transwomen use menstrual products too!

Why has Jon not done any of this?
It's something that'd make change and money unlike this HRT shit.
I hope you're reading this Yaniv. You know I'm right.

 

[KiwiFarmsMod]

Does the Kidasuna deck have pix of actual kids? Could be an important starting point for trans border trans shipment.

I know this is in shitposting but I was at least partly serious about trying to get Sockness interested one Yaniv. Probably not as a replacement for Chris but rather in addition to him.

I’m sure some other people who have had contact with Sockness or at least know more about him could better speak on this, but to me it seems like his interest in Chris is because he wants attention and Chris is popular. He’s get twice the attention at least if he started stalking Yaniv too and my god I would kill to have Sockness become obsessed with him and see Yaniv squirm.

Maybe it’s autistic of me to think something like this might be possible but I may cross post this on Jacob’s thread just to see what people think. I would die happy to see a baby-talking video of Sockness in his onesie rubbing his nipples and describing how he wants to call Yaniv his Mommy

 

[theshep]

Isreal protects those Jews with actual residential connection to Israel from extradition to outside Israel.

I don't know if you noticed, but Israel changed their extradition law after the Samuel Shienbein clusterfuck (and actually ended up shooting the little shit to death in prison anyways).

Unless I'm missing something, I don't think Yaniv's salvation lies in Israel.

Replying here instead of shitting up the other thread further.

Epstein's madam Ghislaine Maxwell is apparently hiding out in Israel. Jewish father, goy mother.

Ghislaine Maxwell, British socialite accused of helping Jeffrey Epstein, reportedly hides in Israel

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www.haaretz.com

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

This old bit from Gervais made me laugh...

 

[wabbits]

This old bit from Gervais made me laugh...

Watching him crack up makes my day.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

I'm not the only one that thinks Mama Yaniv makes a much more convincing trans person that Jonathan... am I?

 

[oKTrooner]

If they ever do a remake of The Goonies, JY could play Sloth an MY could play Moma Fratelli ... no makeup or FX required by either for the roles

 

[The Un-Clit]

I know this is in shitposting but I was at least partly serious about trying to get Sockness interested one Yaniv. Probably not as a replacement for Chris but rather in addition to him.

I’m sure some other people who have had contact with Sockness or at least know more about him could better speak on this, but to me it seems like his interest in Chris is because he wants attention and Chris is popular. He’s get twice the attention at least if he started stalking Yaniv too and my god I would kill to have Sockness become obsessed with him and see Yaniv squirm.

Maybe it’s autistic of me to think something like this might be possible but I may cross post this on Jacob’s thread just to see what people think. I would die happy to see a baby-talking video of Sockness in his onesie rubbing his nipples and describing how he wants to call Yaniv his Mommy

Sockass already tried and failed to get Yaniv's attention. It's in the Sockness thread.

 

[johnjohn99]

Sockass already tried and failed to get Yaniv's attention. It's in the Sockness thread.

Glad JY didn't respond to him, he's a total attention whore. But it also surprises me since JY is also an attention whore

 

[ProtonMailMan]

This

If they ever do a remake of The Goonies, JY could play Sloth an MY could play Moma Fratelli ... no makeup or FX required by either for the roles

This insult to "The Tooz" shall not stand.....

 

[Iron Hamster]

Glad JY didn't respond to him, he's a total attention whore. But it also surprises me since JY is also an attention whore

 

[The Un-Clit]

Glad JY didn't respond to him, he's a total attention whore. But it also surprises me since JY is also an attention whore

LOL looks like it only encouraged Sickness to try harder, he's been all but spamming pictures of his disgusting belly to the Lord of the Gunt the last couple days. I am sure he'll probably just block him, but any response made by Yaniv would be full of ironic lulz so I kinda hope he does that instead.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Glad JY didn't respond to him, he's a total attention whore. But it also surprises me since JY is also an attention whore

They cancel each other out.

LOL looks like it only encouraged Sickness to try harder, he's been all but spamming pictures of his disgusting belly to the Lord of the Gunt the last couple days. I am sure he'll probably just block him, but any response made by Yaniv would be full of ironic lulz so I kinda hope he does that instead.

See I find this particularly funny because you can tell that deep down Yaniv is just a regular straight dude with conservative ish leanings who finds crazy trannies like Sickness repulsive. He just doesn't have enough self awareness about it yet.

 

[Unpleasantness]

Looks like he's been out shopping

Fat cunt failing to leave shop on scootypuff

 

[The Un-Clit]

Looks like he's been out shopping

Fat cunt failing to leave shop on scootypuff

Bah, it got DMCAhammered. A shame, I bet it would have been amusing even if it wasn't really about Yaniv and his abandoned scooty-puff.

 

[Unpleasantness]

Bah, it got DMCAhammered. A shame, I bet it would have been amusing even if it wasn't really about Yaniv and his abandoned scooty-puff.

It was a really fat woman on a scootypuff getting stuck in a supermarket door because she was so fucking fat.

 

[pr3nt177]

It was a really fat woman on a scootypuff getting stuck in a supermarket door because she was so fucking fat.

This one?

 

[Unpleasantness]

This one?
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That one! Yes

 

[wabbits]

MY EARS HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY SOMEONE'S GODDAM AVATAR. GIB ME MY EARS YOU BATTARDS.

evidence

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

Tried to fix his silly twitter picture