Shitty animated movies. - Showcasing lazily-written cash grabs with mediocre CGI and washed-up voice actors.

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I'm sure we all think about that sometimes. I always wondered or dank or cramp those kind of places are. Whether they're in cubicles are just stuck in long rows in a large space. I guess we tend to think of the usual sweatshop conditions when it comes to any form of entertainment being cranked out for a quick buck.
Yeah, I can only refer to the horror stories I've heard about the Japanese animations industry. One thing's for sure, even when the end result is subpar the drive of these guys is kinda admirable.
 
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Johnny Bravo

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I've had the very high "honor" of seeing the full movie of the first vid. Needless to say, it's Movie Night-worthy.

I've seen all three and the best by far is Treasure Planet (1982).

Although, Son of Alladin is kind of a treat. The story isn't terrible, it's got some charm, but you can't watch a scene without busting a gut over the animation. Everything looks like a pre-rendered cut scene from the Playstation 1 and there are some scenes that use actual stock photos as background.
 
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NARPASSWORD

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Thanks alot, IHE! Not only did I watch this out of morbid curiosity, I'm now reminded of those horrible animated fads videos on YouTube (Gummy Bear, Crazy Frog, etc.).
Also, I've should known that Lionsgate was behind this. they seem to be the king of shitty films (Norm of the North, The Oogieloves, Alpha & Omega, you get the idea.).
 

NARPASSWORD

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George Lucas rapes Shakespeare and 70s pop. Still somewhat better than most of the films on here. Bad as it is I at least feel like there was a (misguided) artistic vision, rather than an excuse to make dough.


I was surprised that this had a bit of a fandom on tumblr. Most of whom want to fuck The Bog King.
That Tumblr fandom isn't really surprising considering there's a fandom for Alpha and Omega.
 

The Valeyard

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Ooops! Noah is Gone... / All Creatures Big and Small / Two by Two


IMDb said:
It's the end of the world. A flood is coming. Luckily for Dave and his son Finny, a couple of clumsy Nestrians, an Ark has been built to save all animals. But as it turns out, Nestrians aren't allowed. Sneaking on board with the involuntary help of Hazel and her daughter Leah, two Grymps, they think they're safe. Until the curious kids fall off the Ark. Now Finny and Leah struggle to survive the flood and hungry predators and attempt to reach the top of a mountain, while Dave and Hazel must put aside their differences, turn the Ark around and save their kids. It's definitely not going to be smooth sailing.
 

Dysnomia

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You all are like little babies.



This last one is from Treasure Planet (1982).


Leo looks like he's starving to death. That's what happens when felines don't eat meat. It looks pretty bad. Those uncanny valley monkeys are disturbing.
 

Sinner's Sandwich

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There is an old german cartoon about vampires who eat ketchup and tomatoe juice instead of drinking blood. The animation and voice acting is pretty shitty. Very dull and lifeless. It was a funny show tho.
 
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MysticMisty

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There is an old german cartoon about vampires who eat ketchup and tomatoe juice instead of drinking blood. The animation and voice acting is pretty shitty. Very dull and lifeless. It was a funny show tho.
Oh my god one time my mom picked out something for me to watch from the rental place and it was this. I thought it was terrible.
 

Trilby

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Oh my god one time my mom picked out something for me to watch from the rental place and it was this. I thought it was terrible.
I recall seeing that tape at a Big Lots once and glad not to bother with it. "Just For Kids" often picked up a lot of these obscure, foreign toons when nobody else wanted them.

Somehow I didn't realize they even got Elvira to peddle this shit!
 

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