Shitty animated movies. - Showcasing lazily-written cash grabs with mediocre CGI and washed-up voice actors.

Dark Emporer Dood

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I've seen all three and the best by far is Treasure Planet (1982).

Although, Son of Alladin is kind of a treat. The story isn't terrible, it's got some charm, but you can't watch a scene without busting a gut over the animation. Everything looks like a pre-rendered cut scene from the Playstation 1 and there are some scenes that use actual stock photos as background.

Ah yes, Bulgarias attempt at Treasure Planet was a gem indeed. A little fact to keep in mind should anyone watch it, the director went on to teach at CalArts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBd6qsUJ5SQ

"Ali Babba and the Golden Raiders" Has to be one of my favorite Aladdin knock-offs.
 

Chocolate Elvis

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Here's the final film that Sean Connery decided to end his career on, Sir Billi aka Guardian of the Highlands.


And because no-one's brought it up yet, allow me to remind you of Elf Bowling. The movie that covers the well-known Christmas lore of Santa Claus originally being a pirate.


On a positive note, no film execs jumped on the lucrative flash game bandwagon and greenlighted Miniclip.com - The Movie. Then again, we did get Angry Birds years later. Gaining on the swings, losing on the roundabouts and all that.

 

Slumber Crasher

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The first one made money, but nobody's really clamoring for a sequel.
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Trilby

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I used to see this movie at the rental place when I was a kid. I never rented it however and thanks to YouTube I'm glad I could tell it was terrible back then.
A lot of these were. And yet I know a few that do like "The Jungle King" simply because they had saw it at an impressionable age.
 

Trilby

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Low hanging fruit, but hey, since it's that time of year, might as well include this.

Also, I want to mentioned the tragic fact that Alpha and Omega was Dennis Hopper's last role before he died.
It's certainly something to think about. Doesn't make the sequels worth seeing though.
 

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