Shitty Christmas music - Or, "Why I pity people who work retail during the holidays."

[Gordon Cole]

As the flipside to my last thread, this is dedicated to the worst Christmas music you've ever heard.

Here's one I've hated since I was a kid:

Another one I've hated all my life, solely because of "FEEEEEEEEEEEED THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD"

Mariah Carey, making Christmas much more shrill since 1995.

And lastly, one that my family collectively despises:

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Christmas Shoes.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Fogelberg

lol

 

[Gordon Cole]

lol

If only...

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

No matter how many times you have to endure it, it never becomes enjoyable, not even ironically. It's just a bunch of obnoxious squealy noises in service to shitty merchandising.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I just want to say that I'll kill the first nigga that says "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney. That song is to be savored and cherished.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

This goes back to at least the 1950s, I think...

Is the guido fest known as Dominic the Donkey the most re.tarded Christmas song of all time, or the greatest? Cannot decide.

I hate this one with a passion.

YouTube is actually recommending it to me after watching Dominic the Donkey.



Not quite sure what that says, but I'd probably keep the boys from Wham! far from any donkeys, personally.

 

[BradyBunchFan]

 

[TheImportantFart]

This one makes me wish the police had brought guns when they searched Sir Cliff's house in 2014:

If I hang myself at Christmas, it will be to this song, which will also most likely be the cause for said hanging:

 

[The Shadow]

I hate this one with a passion.

I hate the Taylor Swift version even more.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I hate the Taylor Swift version even more.

Like puking on a pile of shit.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Is the guido fest known as Dominic the Donkey the most re.tarded Christmas song of all time, or the greatest? Cannot decide.

I fuckin love ol' Dominic. It's just so fucking stupid, it's endearing.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Spoiler

it's actually a cute song

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

 

[SparklyFetuses]

I hate this one with a passion.

My nigga, Glee's version is worse.

 

[WoodlumHax]

I had to listen to this song way too many times as a kid and I can't listen to it without all of the joy being sucked out of my facial expression at this point.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I'll just leave this here. [shits in corner]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"Santa Baby".
It takes everything wrong with Christmas and throws it all together into a song.

I don't hate it, but "Baby it's cold outside" is basically a song about date rape. Me and my friend used to laugh our asses off whenever it came on over the loudspeaker at our old retail job.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I hate the Taylor Swift version even more.

At least the Wham version has genuine emotion in it

 

[Vyxenn]