Shitty Christmas Songs (2019 version) - Songs that suck but we listen to every year for some reason.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

So anybody who has worked in retail is probably sick of Christmas music by now, but what are you least favorites of the bunch?

Right now my least favorite is "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses:

This song SUCKS. They're not even fucking singing it, they're talking.

Close run up is that "Santa Baby" song as well as "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth".

How about the rest of you?

 

[Kacho]

That Paul McCartney song.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Spoiler: And the greatest

 

[Quijibo69]

That Paul McCartney song.

The song should have been in Black Christmas.

Overplayed trash

vs.

Whatever the hell this is? Trash

 

[The Last Stand]

Fucking hate this song.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Part of what makes this song so awful is the girl's voice. I wasn't expecting her older self to sing the song again at the end. That was passable, but the original song still grates my nerves any time it's played.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

That Paul McCartney song.

Oh, also So This is Christmas (war is over).
Shut up, John.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

This faggy song

 

[Quijibo69]

 

[W00K #17]

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

 

[WarJams]

The Little Drummer Boy.

Any version, because they're all the same: 80% pa rum pum pum pum bullshit

 

[Super Color Up]

Grandma needs to remember to take her medication and stop fucking walking in the middle of the road on the 24th.

 

[Quijibo69]

It's not always good to be a head of a trend.

 

[Higgins]

Baby it's cold outside is a terrible song. It's composition is bland, the vocals are unremarkable, and is seemingly devoid of anything memorable outside of the 'what's in this drink' line. You could go next five Christmases and not even notice if it plays on the radio. It'd be rightfully left behind as a piece of outdated Christmas schlock if it wasn't for the need for the woke brigade to be offended 365 days a year.