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Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017.

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  1. ever since regretsy went away i've been waiting for something to fill the void. i don't have any particular examples to post but i remember that basically anything related to menstrual blood or placentas was considered high art there.
     
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    If you are going to buy a cookie on Etsy...

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    Junk on a foot


    Arg, too hard to do this with ios10. I'll have to wait till I get my PC back...
     
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  3. This, this so much this.

    That post inspired me to search around Etsy for some weird shit, searching menstrual didn't get me anything that horrifying, I suppose I should be happy about that :oops:

    found these tho:
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    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/488201664/vulva-reddark-blue-bleed-vagina-vulva
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    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/259528742/needle-felted-doll-christmas-gift-queen
     
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  4. How about a T-shirt Bikini for all the South Park fans out there?
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    And let's not forget the guys in your lives, how could they possibly live without a steel scale loincloth?
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  5. A search of "vagina" turns out gold:
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    lol wtf m8
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  7. All I can think about is :briefs:
    Didn't Etsy ban the sale of witchcraft type item a few years ago, because people were buying like "healing" stones or whatever and then complaining when they didn't work?
     
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  8. Have they banned selling self defense items? Let's make a KF store and sell tasseled pipe bombs to fund our servers.
     
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  9. When ur not good enough at stitching to stich a flower so u just glue a dried one on
     
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  10. Gloria has moved on from bookwriting, filmmaking, rapping, and modeling to the world of Etsy merchandising.

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    I guess her Turkish mafioso husband gets the wholesale Turkish fake jewels cheap from the old country
     
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  11. Is that....is that .... a Christmas ornament???
     
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  12. Great fucking thread...lulz. I will be here often.
     
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    #15 JSGOTI, Jan 1, 2017
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    #16 Dingus Bing Bong, Jan 1, 2017
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  13. My favorite Etsy thing is cat toys shaped like dicks:

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    My friend and I were in a competition to see who could find the best picture searching for images on Google for "bag of dicks". I won. That cat's face...
     
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  14. Yeah, I didn't think they were shitty, either, but in a thread about Etsy, I needed to share that cat. I must give dickface cat the voice he deserves.
     
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  15. For those of you who feel like communing with nature, there are a wide range of artisanal wood dildos on Etsy to tickle your kidneys fancy.
     
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