Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products -

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sperginity

some oozing is expected
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It's like they started selling authentic My 600 lb Life merchandise.

Those are truly repulsive. Imagine some chubby chasing perv wearing that around town.:cryblood:

Hopefully they keep it confined to their own pervy meetups and fatcons.
I am really not offended by the human body, even deformed or incredibly obese ones, but I would still be grossed out by broadcasting a fetish to strangers. No one wants to know about a strangers sex life or kinks. It's like those gross people going out with leashes on each other.
 

Sebben Crudele

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I am really not offended by the human body, even deformed or incredibly obese ones, but I would still be grossed out by broadcasting a fetish to strangers. No one wants to know about a strangers sex life or kinks. It's like those gross people going out with leashes on each other.
Indeed.

You cannot help if, I don't know, feet or obesity or whatever other harmless thing turns you on. You don't hurt anyone just by liking those things (unless you actually behave like a fucking creep, of course), but broadcasting it to everyone is still cringey as hell. Nobody wants to know about these things unless they are your lover or someone who engages in those fetishes with you.

I know on this day and age a lot of people fancy pretending these things aren't intimate, but they absolutely are.
 

ectoplasm

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Etsy is a great place for dumb nerd shit. Amazon is trying to muscle in on the handmade space and they don't get it. Compare pet products

Amazon Handmade is stuff that can be found at Target

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Etsy has all of that and

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A big problem is that Etsy hasn't cracked down hard enough on resellers. Avoiding stores in Asia with bad bios and 50000 listings helps.
 

anonsocio

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The sextoys of etsy never fail me when it comes to providing cringe.

Xenomorph Giger Alien Dildo





Why?:cryblood:
If anything they're kind of unsexy considering the serrated edge and what chestbursters do.
Sorry I'm super late to this party but I wouldn't put that anywhere close to my vagina for a couple reasons. That silicone doesn't look cured and means it'd be really porous, no matter how much you washed it there's always a chance there will be bacteria etc that likes to hang out in the toy and give you infections. Two, cleaning that toy would be a bitch even with toy specific cleaner. All of those nooks and crannies would take longer to clean thoroughly than actually to use the toy. Powerlevel and Source: worked at a sex store and actually liked and cared abt my job.

There are tons of etsy listings of questionably body safe toys on etsy, it makes me cringe so bad everytime I go looking.
 

AbraCadaver

The Frictional Anne Of Green Gables
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Burning Fanatic

Lvl. 12 Necroposter
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Found this wild thing that got sold:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/583147164/fleshy-snowbaby?show_sold_out_detail=1
Part of me's creeped out by it, especially by the shriveled up umbilical cord. But the other part of me is a bit impressed with the paint job, and the fact that somebody bought it back in August.

But then I saw this from the same seller:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/554231686/nugget-of-sunshine-collectible-art-toy?ref=related-1
Unless it's from two different artists, it's quite the downgrade in terms of quality.
 

Dysnomia

DRUM HUT!
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Found this wild thing that got sold:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/583147164/fleshy-snowbaby?show_sold_out_detail=1
Part of me's creeped out by it, especially by the shriveled up umbilical cord. But the other part of me is a bit impressed with the paint job, and the fact that somebody bought it back in August.

But then I saw this from the same seller:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/554231686/nugget-of-sunshine-collectible-art-toy?ref=related-1
Unless it's from two different artists, it's quite the downgrade in terms of quality.
The second one looks like something made in a kid's art class.

i have to wonder if the artist failed at Reborns and just decided to turn their lack of talent into weird art.
 

A Seagull

I'll shit on your wife's tits.
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Found this wild thing that got sold:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/583147164/fleshy-snowbaby?show_sold_out_detail=1
Part of me's creeped out by it, especially by the shriveled up umbilical cord. But the other part of me is a bit impressed with the paint job, and the fact that somebody bought it back in August.

But then I saw this from the same seller:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/554231686/nugget-of-sunshine-collectible-art-toy?ref=related-1
Unless it's from two different artists, it's quite the downgrade in terms of quality.
Someone probably bought it for when one of her kids dies as a replacement.
And I don't think there's much of a difference, to be honest.
 

Yutyrannus

Unwoke Dinosaur
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I use Etsy to look for bones/skins and sometimes antique animal mounts (If you know what vulture culture is, it's that kind of stuff). So I kind of understand why Etsy suggested this to me. But why, God.

(Trigger warning - It's part of a dead animal)
I feel like vc shit deserves it's own thread. Like when trapperweasel was bragging about eating raw chicken hearts or whatever, taxidermy ddlg gear on Etsy, and all the shit like this passed off as art (and the vc peoole that have hilarious fits about DISRESPECTING THE ANIMAL).
 
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