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NoReturn

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I'm looking at copper enamel pins, because I want to make some, and I find these treasures.

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Yes, I would like to wear a scarred and mutilated body pin as well as a pair of lungs dripping mucus/blood.

Edit: there are more.

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I'll wear these to the next Oppression Olympics, and I'll be sure to take home the gold!
What in the name of fuck lead to the creation of these pins?
 

Fatrick Hamlinson

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Must be special. MustBeSpecial. MUSTBESPECIAL!

or in other words: no personality
I really enjoy how the victimhood market (i.e. "SUPPORT MY PATREON BECAUSE I'M OPPRESSED") has bled out into arts and crafts with these pins.

Pun intended.

What in the name of fuck lead to the creation of these pins?
A desire to cash in on the victimhood market that has been popular these days. Maybe a quart of tequila too.
 

The 8 Of Spades

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Just because I know people in this thread will remember and because I thought about it again someone else has to too.

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Aaa0aaa0

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COMRADES! IT'S TIME TO FUND THE REVOLUTION!

On this issue of "Aaa0aa0's etsy adventures", we'll take a look at the communism and antifa tag (mostly the former) and see how we can support our fellow comrades and proletarians or whatever.

Take this chicken foot as a preview for the spoilers below:
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Great way to remind your guest about their upcoming twitter cancelation while they're shitting on the pot.
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Surprisingly sticking "fuck nazis" next to a sub par paint job gets you nowhere:
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Too pricy even for consoomers:
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This is like advertising you're the Chernobyl Elephant's Foot of people. Five stars from all 12 orders so far at least:
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The most expensive handmade item that wasn't vintage USSR or other former/current communist countries (they don't count as they're history, not tards trying to start a revolution):
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1,000$ for a shit lining and
coloring job and no shading.

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The rest of their etsy is a riot too. I could make that totebag with about 7$ max.
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Tfw your nipples belong to the people:
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Love this 10$ necklace I can make for half the price max:
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It's like wearing something your kid or niece/nephew made but with more communism and embarrassment.

The bottom two are also 10$ USD. If you live in England it all ships for free.
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Pretty sure they're not troons, surprisingly enough. Good on you, ladies.
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We need to check reviews more, I found this high school analysis on what I'm guessing is an asian reseller.
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90% sure its a troon.

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Also marked as a best seller!

Five stars and ethically sourced:
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If you buy this instead of making it yourself you're a failure communist.
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.../ Piers Morgan!
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Sorry that some of the prices are cut off, I didn't notice until later. The seller is interesting:
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Please buy off sale if you can lol. They are trying, at least.

Misc:

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How are you too lazy to make this yourself?:
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Why do you even need to say "not a cop"? Its highly unlikely anyone wearing tie dye is.


This is just silly and surreal. Furby lovers unite:
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More metal:
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This just looks like answers for a test:
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Or a bootleg AC/DC misprint ring.

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More resellers, I think. A real great way to fleece people of their money by stealing club penguin memes and selling in at 11 times the price.
The "darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream" of commie quotes:
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I'm no embroidery expert but holy shit does that handwriting look wonky. I think it's made worse by the choice of background.


Edit: Oh! Forgot to add the fun other side of the coin.

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150$ for whatever the fuck I'm looking at.

What the fuck would you do with this:
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Huge boomer energy:
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Lastly, take these two neat pieces.
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Neat!
Troon in next time for a related search!
 
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The 8 Of Spades

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Great way to remind your guest about their upcoming twitter cancelation while they're shitting on the pot.
Ok, I would have a (good) picture of a guillotine in my bathroom, but I'm a weird goth motherfucker. That thing looks like it's done like shit and the image itself is terribly done as well.
The most expensive handmade item that wasn't vintage USSR or other former/current communist countries (they don't count as they're history, not tards trying to start a revolution):
Imagine trying to do a bootleg Warhol piece and not even doing it right.
 

Aaa0aaa0

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Welcome to Aaa0aa0's etsy adventures part two: the trans issue!

First, the most expensive things, as well as more NSFW things.
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@The 8 Of Spades Got a companion piece for your goth guillotine!
This artist fucking kills me:
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Tfw you want your ass to smell like roses not to be a rose.

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A woman suit possibly resold from somewhere else. Eugh.

Followed by these lovely paintings. The image descriptions make me laugh.
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Their etsy is pretty funny for having bad art and funny blunt descriptions. As if someone with a screen reader is purchasing shit like this.
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250$ for an MSPaint jpeg.

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I'm not a furry but man does this look cheap.

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200$ for a strip of rainbow bacon on your head.

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At least this isn't a woman suit, just wack.

Followed by some new age bullshit surprisingly unrelated to troons:
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And a cow crossover!
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Perfect to hang on the lolcow beauty parlor wall.

It was harder to look at the most expensive stuff since the sissy community kept getting in the way.

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🕋 🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋

Let's focus on the budget of most tugboat transpeople instead.

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A candle to cover the smell of your hovel.

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I love how this card would get several twitter troons mad. "I was BORN a WOMAN, I WAS ASSIGNED WRONG YOU TERF!!!"

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Advertising you smoke weed and are transgender lets future employers know how much you hate working and hate social norms.

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The top art sucks, the bottom is just something really embarrassing to put on a pouch.

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Surprised this isn't labeled as bimbo or sissy. :c

This is my favorite:
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Love the trans commie crossovers. Eat the rich who supply me hormones and surgeries!!!

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This is a great way to break up a friendship if you give it to an ftm who regrets their transition!

Consoomer buys:
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Autism.png. At least it means it'll be a great gift for anyone on the farms!
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Lots of stuff like this out there, but sonic is just too perfect not to include. Its nice the artist cater to multiple people this way, its a shame the lbgt community can't use one fucking flag though. I like :optimistic: unity for the lbgt :(

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I won't get over sweaters marked up to ridiculous prices like this for stolen or borrowed designs. Everyone forgets that you can make your own shitty iron on and I think that's sad.
Seriously, be a capitalism hater properly by making your own minecraft bee sweater below: its autistic and cute, and save you at least 20$!
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And girl as soon as you put on that button you became a fuckin problem.

I also searched for some neopronoun madness too.
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Crosses over with trendercore & scenecore, still foolish to buy.
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The hat has the "please be patient I have autism" on it.
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Nothing too exciting, more just showing off how boring the selection is.
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I wouldn't even think this is for someone's pronouns, just some really weird slam poetry.

Lastly, a bit of magic:
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St Off model Laverne Cox, protector of bootlegs and imitations.
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I looked for the oil but didn't find it. :(

I hit a weird subculture I didn't think to look at earlier while roaming around for these (the hard drugs and pills), so I might post that later.
 

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The 8 Of Spades

AI of SubG Entropic Decline Acceleration Intl. CEO
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Welcome to Aaa0aa0's etsy adventures part two: the trans issue!

First, the most expensive things, as well as more NSFW things.
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@The 8 Of Spades Got a companion piece for your goth guillotine!
This artist fucking kills me:
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Tfw you want your ass to smell like roses not to be a rose.

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A woman suit possibly resold from somewhere else. Eugh.

Followed by these lovely paintings. The image descriptions make me laugh.
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Their etsy is pretty funny for having bad art and funny blunt descriptions. As if someone with a screen reader is purchasing shit like this.
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250$ for an MSPaint jpeg.

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Depression.png

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I'm not a furry but man does this look cheap.

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200$ for a strip of rainbow bacon on your head.

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At least this isn't a woman suit, just wack.

Followed by some new age bullshit surprisingly unrelated to troons:
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And a cow crossover!
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Perfect to hang on the lolcow beauty parlor wall.

It was harder to look at the most expensive stuff since the sissy community kept getting in the way.


Let's focus on the budget of most tugboat transpeople instead.

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A candle to cover the smell of your hovel.

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I love how this card would get several twitter troons mad. "I was BORN a WOMAN, I WAS ASSIGNED WRONG YOU TERF!!!"

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Advertising you smoke weed and are transgender lets future employers know how much you hate working and hate social norms.

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The top art sucks, the bottom is just something really embarrassing to put on a pouch.

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Surprised this isn't labeled as bimbo or sissy. :c

This is my favorite:
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Love the trans commie crossovers. Eat the rich who supply me hormones and surgeries!!!

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This is a great way to break up a friendship if you give it to an ftm who regrets their transition!

Consoomer buys:
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Autism.png. At least it means it'll be a great gift for anyone on the farms!
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Lots of stuff like this out there, but sonic is just too perfect not to include. Its nice the artist cater to multiple people this way, its a shame the lbgt community can't use one fucking flag though. I like :optimistic: unity for the lbgt :(

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I won't get over sweaters marked up to ridiculous prices like this for stolen or borrowed designs. Everyone forgets that you can make your own shitty iron on and I think that's sad.
Seriously, be a capitalism hater properly by making your own minecraft bee sweater below: its autistic and cute, and save you at least 20$!
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And girl as soon as you put on that button you became a fuckin problem.

I also searched for some neopronoun madness too.
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Crosses over with trendercore & scenecore, still foolish to buy.
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The hat has the "please be patient I have autism" on it.
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Nothing too exciting, more just showing off how boring the selection is.
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I wouldn't even think this is for someone's pronouns, just some really weird slam poetry.

Lastly, a bit of magic:
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St Off model Laverne Cox, protector of bootlegs and imitations.
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I looked for the oil but didn't find it. :(

I hit a weird subculture I didn't think to look at earlier while roaming around for these (the hard drugs and pills), so I might post that later.
Literally everything in this post is just
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Aaa0aaa0

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