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Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017.

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  1. You mean it hasn't been like that already? Or at the very least, Spencer's filtered through someone's grandma's house.
     
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  2. Wish I could have seen it, especially since I found out the person who came up with it was April Winchell (she was a VA for a lot of 1990s Disney shows I remember seeing when I was a kid, like Goof Troop, Recess, and Pepper Ann).
     
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  3. It was glorious. I miss that site so much.
     
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  4. Not etsy, but shitty diy:



    Way too much work! Just for a clipboard?!
     
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  5. I knew someone in high school who made an Etsy shop selling her paintings for - I shit you not - $100 - $300 a pop. Sadly she took it down but most of her crap is still on her facebook

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  6. I don't know which one I like more, ET In A Wig or the Demon Ghost Child of Michael Jackson and Yoko Ono
     
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  7. My personal favorite find on Etsy is JEW CHAINZ. I like to call it shitty because that gold paint looks like it'll flake off after maybe three trips through the washer.
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    "JEW CHAAAAINZZZZZ

    Seems like it was a right of passage for all us young Jews to receive some sort of Star of David / Chai pendant at some point in our lives. I got one for my Bar Mitzvah. Forget who got it for me but fyi it was like dental floss and not bling as fuck like I wanted - so I think it just went in a drawer. So here I am finally getting what I wanted for my Bar Mitzvah (the theme was Aaron's Extreme Bar Mitzvah, btw) - and that's a Mr. T'esque giant gaudy chain so that all the other mf'ers on the block knew who had the most chutzpah etc.

    This is my first design in a while that I've decided to release. I spent a lot of time this summer doing soul searching and was on a 3 month long sabbatical from working aka it was nice out and I got drunk outside a lot so I wasn't trapped inside making new designs. That's what winter is for. Not like you were sitting around inside waiting to buy all my shit, so hey - we're here again. Cold winter upon us - fight the freeze with this blingin ass jew ice.

    Challah.

    Printed on a soft-as-a-brand-new-yarmulke black crewneck sweatshirt with iridescent gold ink (that means it shines bright as f like the candles on your menorah)."
     
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  8. Regretsy was one of the best dang sites on the internet. Remember the time she featured a bra made with open-mawed gator heads, and people were suggesting using it for public breastfeeding to terrify random strangers?

    I love the idea of this thread! ;__; May it live long and prosper.

    Okay, this is actually kind of cool. ^^; I'd totally buy this as a gag gift for someone's Bar Mitzvah.
     
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  9. I mean, everything on Etsy is shitty and overpriced. You could literally just post the entire website in this thread.
     
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  10. Now time for regretsy items of Tumblr's favorite cartoon show; Steven Universe.

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  11. So Etsy seems pretty lax with the copyright enforcement.
     
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  12. Every once in a while FOX will call the Etsy police and remove all the bobs burgers things.
     
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  13. Because the menstrual goldmine never runs dry:

    https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/502...allery&ga_search_query=womyn&ref=sr_gallery_2

    But if you're more in the mood for female empowerment (lesbians only, straight scum die in hell), enjoy this A+ grade poem (you'll be excited to learn they take gift cards!):

    https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/167...allery&ga_search_query=womyn&ref=sr_gallery_1

    Or maybe you want to take a stand against toxic masculinity and tell rape culture to fuck off:

    https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/271...allery&ga_search_query=womyn&ref=sr_gallery_4

    WOMYN POWER... or at least I think so?

    https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/480...allery&ga_search_query=womyn&ref=sr_gallery_3
     
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  14. [​IMG]

    This is an $18 commission. Similar stuff is in the shop.
     
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  15. As a woman, I don't like to think about my menstrual cycle any more than I have to.
    This thread has taught me that, contrary to my previous assumption, not every other woman agrees with me.
     
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    #58 sparklemilhouse, Jan 9, 2017
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  16. :story: half of these are made by dudes (though i gotta admit this one is pretty badass)
     
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