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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017.

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  1. [GALLERY=media, 2953]Screen Shot 2017-02-15 At 2.28.17 PM by acceptable posted Feb 15, 2017 at 2:31 PM[/GALLERY]
    [GALLERY=media, 2952]Screen Shot 2017-02-15 At 12.00.51 PM by acceptable posted Feb 15, 2017 at 2:01 PM[/GALLERY]
     
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    acceptable

    acceptable cuck

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  2. This is some witch shit.
     
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  3. That description is horrifying
     
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  4. I made it exactly 14 words.
     
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  5. IMG_6165.jpg
     
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    DietCherry

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  6. What does this mean?

    Did the dinosaurs go extinct because they became vegans?
     
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  7. Nah, their dangerhair made them inviting to predators.
     
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  8. [GALLERY=media, 3029]Gacypuppet by bigshot posted Feb 28, 2017 at 8:07 PM[/GALLERY]

    Etsy puppet. Great for little boys' birthday parties.
     
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    bigshot Some call me ween. I call me BIGSHOT!

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  9. That would be a fun puppet if you didn't know who it was.
    Those damn serial killer groupies.
     
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    PolexiaAphrodisia Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?

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  10. Lol, I've actually done some of Alicia's patterns and they're really pretty good. Not these ones though. I can't think why.
     
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  11. Sweet Jesus! That's what nightmares are made of! Can't sleep, handmade clown will eat me.
     
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  12. i would just like to emphasize the fact that these are repainted littlest pet shop toys
    LPS is basically shit-tier MLP (take that as you will)
     
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  13. @Clown Doll, is this you?
     
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  14. That's my dead name. Please call me by the TRUE AND HONEST name that God AND THE BEAR (at Regency Square Mall, during 1989) has given me YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD :twisted: :twisted: .
     
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  15. The feminist dinosaur coloring book Kind of reminds me of frans divorced women's lib friend on dinosaurs. You know the giant one.
     
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  16. [GALLERY=media, 3162]Laura Palmer Pin by There_is_no_Dana posted Mar 11, 2017 at 5:55 AM[/GALLERY]

    This reminds me of those horrible portrait tattoos people get. Why would you want to wear something like this? I mean Twin Peaks is cool and all, but this sucks.
     
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  17. Without the caption, I'd never be able to tell that that was Laura. What a dreadful rendering.
     
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  18. Hypodermic Johnny

    Hypodermic Johnny I fucknut. You fucknut. He/she/we, fucknut.

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  19. I actually like that
     
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    Varg Did Nothing Wrong LARPing as a white man

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