We all know Steam isn't the best when it comes to allowing quality content. Alongside the AAA titles, some decent second string titles, and even the rare kickass indie game, a lot of terrible games are allowed on the platform that really shouldn't be.
And this is the thread for talking about them.
And I start off with this one:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/545250/
I'm not gonna post pics of this, it's better if you view this on the Steam page, it's that shameful.
We are talking about a game called "Bloody Boobs", after all.
It's a really short dungeon crawl as some girl trying to escape becoming a sacrifice to a demon, so she must run through the most generic looking evil cult dungeon that looks like a stock asset fest and make contact with four altars to escape.
The graphics all look good in the preview shots, but aside from the main character, I swear I've seen this stuff on some generic 3D dungeon asset selling site somewhere, and as for the main character, she's essentially an escapee from a "create your own sex doll" Illusion styled hentai game plopped into this lame dungeon crawl, and while I'll admit she's the best looking thing in the game, that's basically admitting the creator knows its only real draw is literally tits and ass.
The Steam reviews are loaded with complaints the controls suck, the sound is unremarkable, the gameplay is insultingly short, and it's basically little more than a tech demo than what could be considered an actual game.
@Jaimas, I seriously doubt even you want to play this even if only to deliver one of your hilarious game reviews, it's probably not worth sacrificing your dignity.
And this is the thread for talking about them.
And I start off with this one:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/545250/
I'm not gonna post pics of this, it's better if you view this on the Steam page, it's that shameful.
We are talking about a game called "Bloody Boobs", after all.
It's a really short dungeon crawl as some girl trying to escape becoming a sacrifice to a demon, so she must run through the most generic looking evil cult dungeon that looks like a stock asset fest and make contact with four altars to escape.
The graphics all look good in the preview shots, but aside from the main character, I swear I've seen this stuff on some generic 3D dungeon asset selling site somewhere, and as for the main character, she's essentially an escapee from a "create your own sex doll" Illusion styled hentai game plopped into this lame dungeon crawl, and while I'll admit she's the best looking thing in the game, that's basically admitting the creator knows its only real draw is literally tits and ass.
The Steam reviews are loaded with complaints the controls suck, the sound is unremarkable, the gameplay is insultingly short, and it's basically little more than a tech demo than what could be considered an actual game.
@Jaimas, I seriously doubt even you want to play this even if only to deliver one of your hilarious game reviews, it's probably not worth sacrificing your dignity.
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