Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - 36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[OwO What's This?]

I have gestures that amount to frantic hand flailing

please stop masturbating to the chat logs

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Thank you, Farms. I am now confident that Shmorky is going to be in my nightmares tonight.

 

[Export_A]

Some more secret-time™ with those zany Klerfs® from the archive, in convenient .gif format.

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[Piga Dgrifm]

Welp, that escalated pretty quickly, eh gang?

What is it with these spastics and shit fetishes? I hadn't realized how common a form of degeneracy that apparently is 'til I got here.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

please stop masturbating to the chat logs

brb suicide

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Some more secret-time™ with those zany Klerfs® from the archive, in convenient .gif format.

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I don't get it, they're featureless cutesy blob characters, what's there to even get turned on by?

I can't believe I'm asking this in a topic about a guy with a diaper child molestation fetish. Holy fuck.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Welp, that escalated pretty quickly, eh gang?

What is it with these spastics and shit fetishes? I hadn't realized how common a form of degeneracy that apparently is 'til I got here.

Shit is attracted to shit.

 

[The Great Chandler]

You know that theory from Sigmund Freud were someone who has little affection from a same-sex parent and more on an opposite-sex parent gets abnormal sexual urges? Well this might be the case with Smorkey here.
He allegedly had an abusive relationship with his stepfather rendering a scarred childhood. However, many people with such upbringings tend to live well.
He did fueled his fetishes through some maternal longings in this case (perhaps due to purberty) to the point that it festers to the monstrosity we have here and associating with like-minded individuals (hence Tumblr).
Smorkey is one guy Freud would've love or hate to study.

 

[Null]

Some more secret-time™ with those zany Klerfs® from the archive, in convenient .gif format.

this is some islamic ass content right the fuck here

 

[Rhysuu]

Wow, this thread was good from the start but this is a legendary development. What a sick, disgusting old man. I wish that there was something we could actually do with this information. This man is a proven pedophile and yet has a sizable fanbase with artwork and comics that cater to children. Who knows if he's doing this right now with another 16 year old as we laugh?

 

[Count groudon]

Some more secret-time™ with those zany Klerfs® from the archive, in convenient .gif format.

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It's not even a well done gif. You can still see the lines from the previous slides and the lines are so inconsistent it looks like their bodies are made of jello. Can't even be assed to put in much effort when he's drawing fetish shit.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Man, I still remember like ten years ago, all this shit about Shmorky was going around about how fucked up he was, but it kept getting buried.

I can't believe it was THIS bad in the end. Fuck.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Wow, this thread was good from the start but this is a legendary development. What a sick, disgusting old man. I wish that there was something we could actually do with this information. This man is a proven pedophile and yet has a sizable fanbase with artwork and comics that cater to children. Who knows if he's doing this right now with another 16 year old as we laugh?

Preying on homeless mentally ill hobos to role play eating his characters diapers and feces, I'm guessing.

Got to hand it to him, even Nick Bate is almost more subtle then this guy. Hopefully they both end up in the same place soon.

 

[kookerpie]

Why do do many trannies have shit fetishes? Almost like gender dysphoria goes hand in hand with other mental illnesses.

 

[Billy_Sama]

You know what is worst then reading that log? Reading that log with picturing Shmorky saying it in his horrid squeaky voice.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Some more secret-time™ with those zany Klerfs® from the archive, in convenient .gif format.

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That's a human and that makes this so much worse.

 

[Kikomi]

It's not even a well done gif. You can still see the lines from the previous slides and the lines are so inconsistent it looks like their bodies are made of jello. Can't even be assed to put in much effort when he's drawing fetish shit.

it's probably just a messy draft, to be fair...and it's pretty smooth. it's creepy how he took the time to animate it, regardless of how incomplete or lazy it is. i almost wonder if he's done any other nsfw gifs, and if so, how bad they get, considering his fucked up fetishes and all. i almost want to see them but i know i'd regret it immediately.
to be fair though, morbid curiosity is what has gotten me through this thread.

 

[The Great Chandler]

morbid curiosity is what has gotten me through this thread.

Morbid curiosity gotten us to Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sammo]

@carefully was sent these pics of his room when he was living out of a cardboard box in a spare room at the SA offices. Its like minimalist Chris-Chan.

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Exhibit B: photograph of Defendant's bed

 

[Quijibo69]

Exhibit B: photograph of Defendant's bed

I bet Movie Bob's bed looks the same, too.