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How does this look even stick around?
Fashion and trends are just adaptations of prior ones that aren't in circulation. Vaporwave is just a bastardised New Wave, e-boy's are just Emo's; which in of itself was just a retread of Mall goth. A lot of the rad-fem types have hairstyles that many skinhead's once had (shaved sides, bowl cut) etc.
 

GedsForth

Lapsing libertarian
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Late 70s early 80s it was Punk.
Late 80s early 90s it was Rocker chick.
Late 90s early 00s it was Goth/Grunge.
2010s it was Scene.
Now it's rehashes of all these. Maybe a bit less so the rocker chick, but punk fashion, if not the music, is kinda around again, grunge fashion is just flannels and those have been around recently, and every simp on twitter wants a goth gf.
 
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BadTakeCrucifier

They should have never gave you niggas Twitter
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THICC ASS EYE LINER is a really common look, and as @Pistoleer points out it really has been around forever. Fuck, it's really just another variant on Egyptian eyeliner at the end of the day, when I think about it. So I guess that makes them all basic bitches. Pumpkin spice season posts coming when?

Also prepare for the literally the same content from shoe, breaking new ground by shitting on feminism!
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Imagine bragging about how much you want to pay taxes lol
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BadTakeCrucifier

They should have never gave you niggas Twitter
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Why the hell would she want to pay taxes to a capitalist pig dog regime if she is an uwu socialist grill
Because she wants the free healthcare promised by Bernie Sanders of the Promised Land.

This girl really brags about loving taxes and enjoying being a cuck lmao. This is pretty close to sad as it gets.
 

Tasty Tatty

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June is so far from reality when it comes to men...

Here's a thinker: Hot, fun, happy girls IRL, will in fact hang out IRL. And they usually post on Instagram and Facebook. They also go for the hot guys, so fuckin A you're on the money here. Normal girls just... DON'T hang out in cyberspace with those fatties and troons, who talk amongst themselves about how "hot" they are to make themselves feel better. I'm a girl but holy fuck I avoid these spaces like the plague... I get silly invites to hang with incels and autistic MTF women online. It's kind of a thing, they want validation from hot girls because cope.

June clearly fell into that trap. (Also in a way she's like a twitch thot who gets paypigs/simps, except she actually sympathizes and sees herself as "one of them," she simps FOR simps)

It's like this: When you're a fairly cute girl on the internet, you get so much attention for doing literally nothing. June is a great mouthpiece. Because June tells uggos what they want to want to hear, she gets nothing but praise and love, and she's addicted now. June is too stupid to get attention IRL though, and doesn't hang out with actual girls, as she has admitted many times lol. (Muh social anxiety--bullshit just go outside, we know it's made up you popular meangirl guiddette). Because she's not going outside, she's just fucking around in the uggo social reject whiner memer chat rooms, and guess what, she only sees photos of ugly, ugly people... Now, in a way, I think June is desensitized to uggos. She thinks being a fat soyboy or a troon is normal. Look at how June is obsessed with fat boys and defending them from Chad. June is obsessed with protecting her trans girls, and stopping imaginary enemies like "the TERFs"...

June never goes outside, never posts pics from outside. (Minus a few events she's gone to, or simping with Greg, or meet ups with troons like Blaire White or Contra lmao)

We can quite deduce she is drenched in the uggos, the politifags who never stfu, the atheist beta males, etc. etc. who all like to hang out on Twitter, YouTube, Discord, and similar sites literally all day and night 24/7/365. The places where you can sperg and argue all day and never show your ugly ass face, right? Seriously, you never see June, Greg, Vaush, or any of these other 'tarded moids and femoids posting about a cool place they went to. No pix with friends, no cool events, no going to a bar or club. They don't do shit, they don't go outside.

The majority of them who never post about their social life are like that, because it literally doesn't exist. Soyboys obviously don't go outside. Most of the "girls" on the internet in these whiney spaces are troons, or dangerhairs with no real friends. The majority of these people do not like to go outside and do not post their bodies on Instagram like normal happy people, because they're ashamed and no one wants to hang with them.

After a point, your brain thinks that is normal. That must suck lmao. What a waste of life. Being the token hot girl for a bunch of losers. Your prize is dating a fat boy. Congrats.
It's a bit more complicated than that. People like June think they're "above" plebs and their plebeian ways.

"I'm too smart to go to parties"

"I'm too smart to be into girl stuff"

"I'm too smart to do X, I'm so above that, I'm not like other girls."

There is a scene in The Devil Wears Prada when Andie, the protagonist, laughs at the fashion industry and she's pùt in her place when she's reminded fashion is not only an industry that moves millions of dollars and gives people many jobs but has a current presence in society, and her problem is that she thinks she's telling the world she takes herself too seriously to care about what she wears.

Junes' the same: June despises us for being "normal" because she thinks she's not, that's why she got caught so easily in her relationship with Greg: they were not like "vanilla normies", they weren't having sex in the way we all do, she's too much better to do that, she's too important to enjoy mundane entertainment like going out with a boyfriend for a drink or the movies, no,t hey spend their time scrolling twitter while she's in a leash. The irony is that "normal" girls go outside, have friends, enjoy life while her "perfect not-normal" boyfriend just dumped her because he got bored.
 

Robert James

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Does June actually have feelings for Vaush and genuinely want to be with him, or is she just used to being in an "extremely online" relationship and thinks being his girlfriend will bring her clout?
Or and hear me out here cause it's a little crazy, she reads the thread and we are slowly pushing her towards ol vaush boy because she wants to le epic own us.

Why the hell would she want to pay taxes to a capitalist pig dog regime if she is an uwu socialist grill
> implying she makes enough to get pissed about taxes.
20 bucks says she pulls a DSP and reports 1/10th of what she makes so she never worries about being taxed. It's one of the advantages of being an E-Celeb unless your known to the average person you can lie about your income and they won't bother verifying.
 

Effluvium

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THICC ASS EYE LINER is a really common look, and as @Pistoleer points out it really has been around forever. Fuck, it's really just another variant on Egyptian eyeliner at the end of the day, when I think about it.

So I guess that makes them all basic bitches. Pumpkin spice season posts coming when?

Also prepare the literally the same content from shoe
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Imagine bragging about how much you want to pay taxes
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Has she...gone a little... cuckoo lately? Just asking.
 

Ita Mori

Heh
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Or and hear me out here cause it's a little crazy, she reads the thread and we are slowly pushing her towards ol vaush boy because she wants to le epic own us.
Yes June, own us by porking Vaush raw. Bonus ownage if he cooms inside.
Imagine Vaush/June children...:story::unholy:

For real though, she probably just clings unto Vaush for clout and acceptance into breadtube.
Which won't work since dangerhairs hated her videos about feminism.
 

BadTakeCrucifier

They should have never gave you niggas Twitter
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I went to look him up Jesus Christ. This is what awaits her.

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It's so funny to me sometimes. If you are a guy, doesn't matter if you are a murderer, or rapist, or poly pedo advocate. As long as you are "someone notable" like CWC for example. There will be some Women interested in you.
...His girlfriend is a "healthy at every size"-er and genuinely, she genuinely believes (proof attached) that people who think fatness is unhealthy are just being mean. It's pretty ironic for shoe to be friends with them, because of how she's made 500 videos about why feminists and fat women are dumb. Literally these are the people June used to make fun of lmao. Not like June had real values, anyway, I guess. That's not even the worst photo of Hyena/Verminsqueals. She accidentally flashed herself naked on one of his streams one time, and her body is honest to god nasty (proof also attached).

BTW Vaush is suspected of having a baby penis due to some unfortunate photos clipped from his streams (I don't have this saved but I've seen several pics floating around). So not only is Vaush a commie, but he pees on his balls and he has a hambeast and a troon for a harem. TYPICAL.

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Quintex96

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This female NEET/queen of the losers shit is becoming a serious problem in our communities.

Do your part--laugh at hot girls who post lewds all day but don't go outside.

EDIT: Wait a minute... this is all nerd shit. What do you think kiwi farmers? Real fan or just props to soak up the sweet cosplay thot cash?
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>all that shit
"BPD and Ectacy, Conceited with low Self-Esteem..."
 

Marche

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Ita Mori

Heh
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How many lolcows is this thread about now?
Is June going to kickstart the new lolcow avengers universe?

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I can imagine Vermin looking at her gut and trying to block it on twitter for giving her diabetes. Morbid obesity shouldn't be shunned by social constructs like consequences, bad choices, or impending death.
 

Soynificent

Yeah..I miss you.
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> implying she makes enough to get pissed about taxes.
20 bucks says she pulls a DSP and reports 1/10th of what she makes so she never worries about being taxed. It's one of the advantages of being an E-Celeb unless your known to the average person you can lie about your income and they won't bother verifying.
Pretty much, it's like the pro-riot white progressives. They don't live in those areas so they can cheer them on. It's easy to support a system you don't participate in, or watch areas burn when you don't live in them.