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KillThemCrackasBabies

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Edit: 7 minutes in - Watch out Laci Green. Bloopy June is slathering up pussy up all over Chris Raygun in hopes of finding a semi-respectable man-meat to leech onto.
She'll have to get through Laci and Anisa's dead bodies.
Idk about Laci, but Anisa and June can have a contest over who has the more botched up bolt-ons.
Winner keeps Chris.
Loser gets Greg.
I'm never going to understand how Ray Gun is so incredible irresistible to all of these women. It's not that they themselves are particularly high tier but jesus christ, I've yet to see one that hasn't flung themselves at Ray Gun. Are there rumors of him having a huge cock or something? He's a completely average looking dude but he seems to be far and away the most desirable anti-SJW/skeptic.
 

Ita Mori

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I'm never going to understand how Ray Gun is so incredible irresistible to all of these women. It's not that they themselves are particularly high tier but jesus christ, I've yet to see one that hasn't flung themselves at Ray Gun. Are there rumors of him having a huge cock or something? He's a completely average looking dude but he seems to be far and away the most desirable anti-SJW/skeptic.
I mean, CRG is a definite upgrade from Greg and iDubbbz. It's a low bar, sure... but it's an upgrade regardless.
Also look at the women fawning for him:
June; perpetually miserable NEET with no hair and no ass. Humiliated herself for a Canadian troon chaser for half a decade and got literally nothing out of it.
Anisa; miserable Sex worker who failed at everything she tried online (youtube/twitch) and who's biggest climb to fame is getting donkey'd by a pirated iteration of a Great Value brand version of Eminem (edgelord who made his fame being a spergy tard now turned socially conscious slowly disavowing everything that made him popular). And that's without mentioning how unattractive her OnlyFans is due to her poor body language and unflattering faces she makes.
I'd honestly keep Laci over either thot.
Low bar, I know. Pepsi over Red Cola.
 

Tasty Tatty

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I'm never going to understand how Ray Gun is so incredible irresistible to all of these women. It's not that they themselves are particularly high tier but jesus christ, I've yet to see one that hasn't flung themselves at Ray Gun. Are there rumors of him having a huge cock or something? He's a completely average looking dude but he seems to be far and away the most desirable anti-SJW/skeptic.
He's Latino.

That's it.
 

Doctor Placebo

Somebody asked for brains?
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Apparently the person who posted that was Jewish.
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Imagine being so retarded you get mocked by a Jew for calling something anti-semitic :story: .
Well she's right. Criticizing globalism isn't inherently antisemitic. There's some correlation between powerful globalists and Jews, but that doesn't mean every Jew is part of the globalist moneyed elite or that every goy is a based nationalist. Far from it. The groups who like to act like they're the exact same thing are globalist shills who are too dumb to know they're globalist shills, globalist shills who are fully aware they're globalist shills and are getting compensated for their shilling in some way, and people who want to gas all the Jews. Unsurprisingly Shoe is in the first category.

Also, "The queen should be Rhodesian" = based.

He's Latino.

That's it.
He also can sing and do music. That's got to count for a fair bit with the skeptic girlies. Oh, and he's not fat. Other than that he's on a similar tier to Greg, but those things make loser women's attraction to him slightly less baffling than Greg.
 
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BadTakeCrucifier

They should have never gave you niggas Twitter
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He finally uploaded his bigfoot video a day late. Just skimming it, he's autistically analyzing bigfoot evidence, and throwing in "the new science" that re-proves previously dis-proven theories.

I think his key theory is that "bigfoot is real" because the jiggle physics of bigfoot's titties would indicate real titties and not fake titties. Not joking, this is in the video. A bold move.

 

Ita Mori

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I'll still take a dumb yet harmless video about Bigfoot over a dumb and harmful video about how being commie is hip and cool.
And unlike June, he seems to be enjoying himself.
This is how bad June fucked up; a pudgy autist from Canada who manipulated her for years and used her as a cum dumpster is coming out as the winner in the relationship.
 

Berrakh

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Laci seems much more fun than either other choice however these guys could get a non-famous girl with all their money too.
 

draggs

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He finally uploaded his bigfoot video a day late. Just skimming it, he's autistically analyzing bigfoot evidence, and throwing in "the new science" that re-proves previously dis-proven theories.

I think his key theory is that "bigfoot is real" because the jiggle physics of bigfoot's titties would indicate real titties and not fake titties. Not joking, this is in the video. A bold move.

Preg I think it's too late to get your own show on The History or Travel Channels.
 

Tasty Tatty

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Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.
 

Azer A

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Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.
Yeah she did say that, but no it wasn't about her relationship. She was responding to someone who specifically asked her about her opinion on pedophilia. Vaush knew what he was saying as well.
 

Petronella

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Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.
Yeah, she said there are some people who really do harm children, and then others for whom pedophilia is a "side kink."
Which is basically just feeding into the MAP/NOMAP/"pedophilia is just a sexual orientation" crowd's arguments.
 

BadTakeCrucifier

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KiwiBeanie

The Beanie Formerly Known as Beak
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Did June's parents name her after the month she was born? It could explain a lot about her personality. I imagine she also grew up in a stereotypical Italian household where she was forced to eat lots of pasta linguine. No one told her that Mussolini started out as a socialist before switching to fascism, that it might help her avoid the same fate.

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