Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.
Nazz
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AH FUCK IM THE BOOMER NOW SHIT FUCK *dfe in despair at loss of uwu*
I like that she deletes it and reposts a screencap to her timeline for more validation.
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Welcome to the part of Shoe's life where none of her quips have any bite anymore cause everyone immediately responds with "OLD!!!".
First she was balding, now she's malding.
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Good job, by turning 30 you killed...
John McAfee
The first thing she does after turning 30 is continue to Bernpost. If she loves an elderly Jewish man so much, then maybe she should marry one.
After she converts to Judaism for her husband who pays her rent and bunny vet bills, she must denounce the Roman Catholic Church for creating the Inquisition.
As much as I enjoy the trainwreck of Shoe, part of me kind of would like to see her snap back to reality and try to make something of herself.
Probably won't happen, and damn are we lucky enough it's going to be documented all online.
Probably won't happen, and damn are we lucky enough it's going to be documented all online.
Happy 30th Birthday, Jew. June.
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Have a happy 30th June.
The real gift was this thread before the lock, from 30th to dead eggs, to the great replacement and Jews
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The real gift was this thread before the lock, from 30th to dead eggs, to the great replacement and Jews
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Honestly though, when else would you name someone June? Would you name someone born in December, April? That's kind of weird, isn't it? Month names as names are kind of weird regardless, so whatever. On another note, the word June may come from the Roman Goddess Juno, the Goddess of marriage and childbirth. Which I think is ironic, given the empty cart.
Not even the great nigga Friday was born Friday.
DumbDude42
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she's currently orbiting fat neckbeard vaush lol how is that 'impossible standards'
i guess he has money, but still
The only fitting reply to Jwune is another dead meme 'okay boomer.'
JelloJerk
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When she went quiet I really thought the age had finally gotten to her. That maybe she had fallen into a deep depression or was reflecting on how much she's wasting her life right now. I thought, maybe, we were never gonna see her again, or we would see a big tearful statement on how much it sucked being 30. Either way, I expected a new direction.
Silly me, of course she was going to go back to living on Twitter and replying with awful takes and shitty 1-liners like she never skipped a day.
Silly me, of course she was going to go back to living on Twitter and replying with awful takes and shitty 1-liners like she never skipped a day.
Heapin' Hunk'a Muenster
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Oh Christ did she do something to deserve being thrown into this form now? Or is this just the culmination of her entire bullshit uwu persona finally moving her here?
God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.
God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.
Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost
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This is one of the constant issues with E-celebs that I find fascinating. How terrible they are at fiscal responsibility, I mean I understand to an extent that you suddenly come into money you spend some of it, but a personal observation about a lot of them is that many of them are leveraged up to every penny, more money just means that they spend more and get themselves into a vicious cycle where they can't walk away even if they hate it.
I'd be willing to put money on the fact that June wouldn't be able to quit her internet personality by the sheer merit that if she did, she'd run out of money quickly and might actually then be forced to work for a living.
What?
(Scrolls up.)
Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
Because they often get their money really young and it didn't require discipline to acquire.