Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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abababababa
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Oh Christ did she do something to deserve being thrown into this form now? Or is this just the culmination of her entire bullshit uwu persona finally moving her here?

God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.
What?

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Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
I was wondering this too, I wouldn't exactly call her someone that makes content about beauty products or cosmetics. Does the Snowflake tag discern her from the rest in some way? The only thing I could think of was putting her here so people stop thirsting, but I don't think it's really been that big a problem.

Edit: Apparently there's a flowchart on the matter, and I guess the Snowflake branch could describe Shoe's grifting tendencies. Or maybe like below it's just quarantine zone, but I figured that was taken care of when the thread was locked and swept?
 

LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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I think Null got sick of the off topic debates and cast it to the quarantine zone (the subforum mostly girls use)
It isn't even like Armoured Skeptic shows up here anymore. The thread is now 100% about June all the time. It might as well be in the Beauty Parlour section if she is the focus.
 

TVStactic

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It isn't even like Armoured Skeptic shows up here anymore. The thread is now 100% about June all the time. It might as well be in the Beauty Parlour section if she is the focus.
but for archival sake it's better to keep both.
I just realised her name is June and she was born in June.
Her parents sure as fuck were not sending their best.
i found it funny that she took at 4D break after the whole "happy 30 june" thing.
 
What?

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Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
Yes but you and I both know that forum is for the famous AND infamous. People still know who she is somehow, for better or worse.

That being said, I only am curious as to why suddenly when there have been two batches of nudes "leaked" already, that and add to the fact that Armored has basically become just some regular guy without her, you'd think this would have been moved here long ago by such criteria.

So I figured something might have happened to trigger such a move. Honestly I'm glad it didn't. She doesn't need more ego stroking with more "leaked" nudes. Though considering how she's getting destroyed in Twitter arguments lately, that might be what she ends up falling back on
 

Zero Day Defense

"Now come, Samurai. Put on a good show."
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she's currently orbiting fat neckbeard vaush lol how is that 'impossible standards'
i guess he has money, but still
That's not a matter of standards, that's a matter of gravity.

What?

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Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her, recognizing that she doesn't deserve the dubious honor of "internet famous". This is... oddly profound.
It's not a demotion, it's a way to tamp down palpable thirst. In Internet Famous, thirst was abided. Here, if you say anything in the ballpark of-- and I quote, and I quote-- "June is not ugly and I would consider having sex with her" you have cats on standby waiting to maul your ass and bite your dick off.

Metaphorically, of course.

More realistically, you're more likely to get threadbanned for some period of time than you would have been in Internet Famous.
 
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DumbDude42

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Why has June's thread been moved to Beauty Parlour?

First Brittany Venti, then Alinity, now Shoe... every female on the on Internet Famous board is being moved to here. How fucking retarded dude.
i guess it's because her only claim to fame (and lolcow status) now is being an attention seeking girl on the internet
nobody talks about her politics anymore, not even herself. now everybody just talks about her looks, sex life, wigs, mental state, age, relationships, etc, and i guess that's more fitting for beauty parlour than internet famous
 

Crystal Golem

Just trying it once I swearzies
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Link? Her following and her new socialist friends seem to eat up whatever she tweets from what I've seen.
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She takes a lot of shit from other commie e-girls and troons but a lot of it is behind her back and so it's not always as visible. There's a pretty solid chunk of people who see that she's just monkey branching trend to trend.
 

Balthier

friendly neighborhood catty bitch
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On one hand, reading through pages of proselytizing trad larpers vs degenerates is unbearably boring/overdone and it'll be nice if that gets filtered out here. On the other, she does base almost her entire personality on her sociopolitical beliefs so it makes sense for those to posts to crop up here.

I just wanna laugh at her shitty life choices, pathetic choice in men and lack of hair. So for one humble user, it makes sense for the Beauty Parlor.
 

Henry Wyatt

Only ironically racist
True & Honest Fan
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Boss Bass

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Really enjoyed dear feeders podcast despite not knowing this person. What a jarring look at titty streamers, it’s like her experiences stopped at 18, every other story is about high school, with the remainder being about MIDDLE SCHOOL.
Burn the internet to the ground.
Obviously the best part is dropping out of college to live at home because of your bunny passing away.
 

LonesomeDud

The Nicest Farmer on the Forum
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I just think it's funny seeing the word "beauty" at the top and bottom of Shoe's thread.
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She's not my type of girl, but there's nothing wrong with June's face or body. I just don't like someone who panders to this group of guys that "hate the feminists" so much because women putting themselves first is so fundamentally offensive to a bunch of incels. I would consider myself more egalitarian who thinks certain feminist sects are obnoxious, but I don't automatically ree when a woman identifies as a feminist, because it's just so broad a term. I think being a woman who attacks all women who identify as feminists is no different than being a man who attacks all men who identify themselves as caring about men's rights. In some fundamental ways, I feel like it's betraying your sex for attention from the opposite sex. When a woman says she "hates feminists", just like when a man says he hates "men's rights advocates", it's a big red flag.

If someone doesn't have good same sex friendships, run. Girl who prides herself on "not being like the other girls?" Run.
 
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