Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Orange Rhymer]

(image from the Random Pics)

Reminder that June's Egg Carton is near empty...

 

[LooneyTroons]

Some guy in the comments for the original June stream upload was going on about how he used to be in the discord that Kingfisher and June were in and that June is way more based than she lets on. I hope it's true, I can only imagine the amount of damage control June would have to do to calm down her lefty friends.

I'd say shes probably based in the same way your typical /b/ scrollers are. So many of them don't really have any sort of ideology that would be deemed pwobwematic instead they just hurl out racial slurs and colorful insults cause edgyness is just part of the vernacular and culture of that part of the internet.

 

[Ita Mori]

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The first thing she does after turning 30 is continue to Bernpost. If she loves an elderly Jewish man so much, then maybe she should marry one.

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After she converts to Judaism for her husband who pays her rent and bunny vet bills, she must denounce the Roman Catholic Church for creating the Inquisition.

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"Roman Catholic Italian wop turned Kiketress" would be quite the story arc.
Are Hebes into balding filthy coal burners though?

there's nothing wrong with June's face or body.

- Eye sockets are not supposed to be that pronounced or hollow.
- Hair is meant to stay on your scalp and not your mouth.
- A relatively young woman's body is meant to be toned, not pudgy from being sedentary all day on twitter.

She's got a symmetrical face, unblemished skin, healthy-looking hair, straight teeth and an hourglass figure. I wouldn't hit that, but it's nonsense to say she doesn't qualify as beautiful.

You have no fucking standards. Probably consider Lizzo hot too.

What's next for her?

The grift never ends.

 

[LooneyTroons]

She's got a symmetrical face, unblemished skin, healthy-looking hair, straight teeth and an hourglass figure. I wouldn't hit that, but it's nonsense to say she doesn't qualify as beautiful.

wouldn't entirely disagree but lmao imagine thinking June's hair is real in 2021

 

[Devyn]

That was what led to his first divorce, right? Something about him buying too many Star Wars toys and not having anywhere to put them.

Venti had a Discord leak screenshot about this at 21:50 in her second June video

Archives of the videos:

Spoiler: Ballad of a Smoll Bean, part 1

Spoiler: Part 2

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The problem wasn't that Greg was buying too many star Wars toys, it was that he had been involved in some cult and made money decisions without consulting her first.

I wouldn't mind my husband buys all trash he wants with his own money, but if he does so after he spent our savings in something stupid and didn't even tell me, then of course I'd be mad. It's very disrespectful for a couple to spend money on trivial shit when you're both with a unbalanced budget.

But what Shoe knows, she's never had an adult relationship.

 

[Kripolkripa]

Are Hebes into balding filthy coal burners though?

Hebes are the king of coal burners, didn't you know. No one lives up to the lifestyle Jews push more than Jews.

 

[skykiii]

Sorry if wrong thread for this but is there a way to download Patreon videos? Not for June, obviously--I'm interested in some of Greg's stuff and he apparently has "better" versions on Patreon. I wish someone would just put those up on a torrent but I don't mind paying money, its just I don't have at-home internet so I would rather download to watch later.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

Just wait till it gets renamed "Null's Harem".

Shoe would miss the required minimal weight by some odd 200 pounds.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Well her hair is a wig, but I think her biggest issue is that she tries to go for the OnlyFans e-girl look now which is usually used by girls that are 10 years younger than her, so when she does it you can tell that she's way older than the other girls, and to my brain that translates to "Something is really wrong here"/uncanny valley vibes. It borderline creeps me out.

June's really taking her early midlife crisis well

 

[Don't @ Me]

Sorry if wrong thread for this but is there a way to download Patreon videos? Not for June, obviously--I'm interested in some of Greg's stuff and he apparently has "better" versions on Patreon. I wish someone would just put those up on a torrent but I don't mind paying money, its just I don't have at-home internet so I would rather download to watch later.

I don't use Patreon, but from my 5 second internet search, it seems a lot of their video content is hosted using Vimeo, not sure how much that helps. There are also approximately 12 million results for "Patreon downloader", so I'm sure something out there actually works for subscribed content.