Skitzocow Shoenice22 -

[Charon]

Mod Edit: Here is a new, better researched thread.

Middle-aged, possibly retarded bachelor who travels around the US, living in motels, eating and drinking weird things that aren't food or are not quite food (like q-sands), spamming an energy drink powder pyramid scheme and fantasizing about an MMA career. He has been turning yellowish recently, so probably has liver problems. Has been on Guinness World Records TV show.

Too many videos out there to post all of them, but I'll post a few, you can get his whole channel off one video.

Foot powder with vinegar:

Q-sand:

"Liquid Smoke":

"Liquid Ass" (liquid fart smell)

Kraken Rum in 7 seconds with 25-minute aftermath:

Shampoo:

Total insanity. Kinda like a normal-size Fatman with pica and liver failure.

(if a mod could fix the YouTube stuff that'd be good, can't figure out how to embed)

 

[StilwellGrandma]

For embedding, in between [tube] tags, put the text that comes after the = in the URL.

I'm very glad you brought him up. I'm a subscriber of a man who reviews hot peppers and sauces and what not, and he mentioned Shoenice for all the wrong reasons. I saw that Shoenice asked his fans to harass that person. Shoenice apparently dilutes the stuff he shoves down his throat to give viewers the illusion that he can eat anything.

 

[A-Stump]

The rum thing is not so impressive, when I was younger (ok, only like four years ago...) I had a similar experience with a bottle of Jameson's. Except I didn't throw up...well, ok, for maybe like two hours afterwards I didn't

 

[The Dude]

Kraken rum is delicious.

 

[Stratochu]

Kraken is delicious.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

He's an idiot who totally overestimates his body's resilience but is he really a lolcow?

 

[HandBanana]

He's an idiot who totally overestimates his body's resilience but is he really a lolcow?

No he's not. If Shoenice is a lolcow we might as well make a thread for ShaneDawson, Onision, Smosh Bros, PewdiePie, Thatguywiththeglasses, and everyone else on youtube that has an ever growing ego and a need to ask for money from their fans and or use them as a personal army.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He's an idiot who totally overestimates his body's resilience but is he really a lolcow?

No he's not. If Shoenice is a lolcow we might as well make a thread for ShaneDawson, Onision, Smosh Bros, PewdiePie, Thatguywiththeglasses, and everyone else on youtube that has an ever growing ego and a need to ask for money from their fans and or use them as a personal army.

I agree. He is an idiot, but I wouldn't classify him as lolcow worthy.

 

[Glitch]

I'm going to attempt to revive this thread because I believe shoenice to be a huge lolcow just waiting to be milked.
How so you ask? Well he has and still does upload videos of him laughing at the fact he killed a us solider and lied to his family to make himself look like a hero and when he pissed in a punch bowl at a children's party. Here's some of the scummy things he has admitted to doing.

He also tries to get his subscribers to give him money and participate in his pyramid schemes A LOT. Honestly if I was to link the videos of him begging for money I would be here all day. He is notoriously bad at taking criticism also, going as far as calling people racists and pedophiles that leave him negative comments. I know this thread is probably layed out badly but this is my first thread so I'm pretty new. If you want to see the hundreds of times shoenice has shown extreme lolcow behaviour you're free to check this out https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCytn4r0Ivx3oCPgAF3xcLrA
I would have made my own thread but I saw one already existed and I'm not experienced enough here to make my own thread

 

[NQ 952]

Shoenice does the same thing a lot if cows do: uploads videos then deletes them, pretending they never happened.

He has a criminal record, iirc, and it's mostly homeless, going through spurts of living in a motel from city to city, going dark for a while, then showing up in a new city claiming he's renting an apartment.

Outside of the fucked up things he invests, you need to keep a close eye on him to really catch anything

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I saw this bumped and just figured he died for realsies this time.

 

[Glitch]

Shoenice does the same thing a lot if cows do: uploads videos then deletes them, pretending they never happened.

He has a criminal record, iirc, and it's mostly homeless, going through spurts of living in a motel from city to city, going dark for a while, then showing up in a new city claiming he's renting an apartment.

Outside of the fucked up things he invests, you need to keep a close eye on him to really catch anything

Yeah luckily there is a channel on YouTube solely made for uploading the videos he deletes. 90% of them are him doing messed up things .

 

[captn_kettle]

Oh , its shoenice. Now thats a name i haven't heard in a while. Does he still get his followers to send in shit for him to consume?

I remember around 4ish years ago someone sent him in a bottle of everclear to down, to which he did. But most of his alcohol consumption videos once he goes off screen, he makes himself puke it all back up again.

He also used to add random followers on facebook where he would be the most irritating cunt. He added me when i was running a youtube channel and promptly deleted him.

The only thing i ever found funny about him was that when he is baked off his ass, his voice goes several octaves higher.

 

[Glitch]

Oh , its shoenice. Now thats a name i haven't heard in a while. Does he still get his followers to send in shit for him to consume?

I remember around 4ish years ago someone sent him in a bottle of everclear to down, to which he did. But most of his alcohol consumption videos once he goes off screen, he makes himself puke it all back up again.

He also used to add random followers on facebook where he would be the most irritating cunt. He added me when i was running a youtube channel and promptly deleted him.

The only thing i ever found funny about him was that when he is baked off his ass, his voice goes several octaves higher.

He's actually way worse than be was 3 years ago. He tries weekly if not daily to con his subscribers into sending him money with the promise of ending world hunger when all he does is go and buy weed.

 

[captn_kettle]

He's actually way worse than be was 3 years ago. He tries weekly if not daily to con his subscribers into sending him money with the promise of ending world hunger when all he does is go and buy weed.

That doesn't surprise me. He used to say he needed the weed to kerb the pain of a bullet/shrapnel still in his leg from when he was in the gulf war.

A friend of mine ended up skype calling him one evening. In amongst talking out his arse, he said how he hasn't seen his kids in ages because his ex-wife sees him as a massive liability (which is probably for the best).

 

[CWCchange]

He's actually way worse than be was 3 years ago. He tries weekly if not daily to con his subscribers into sending him money with the promise of ending world hunger when all he does is go and buy weed.

Maybe he's stoned enough to believe it? I remember seeing some of his videos and thinking he was kind of funny. Like all forced YouTubers, he got old fast, such as his stretch of a claim chugging cheap booze and eating a cactus for charity.

I guess he's better than L.A. Beast, whose only funny video was attempting to chug Everclear while already wasted, screaming in stupor like a Velociraptor, and getting hit by a cooler. The video was suppressed as his popularity increased, but it's mirrored everywhere.

 

[Glitch]

That doesn't surprise me. He used to say he needed the weed to kerb the pain of a bullet/shrapnel still in his leg from when he was in the gulf war.

A friend of mine ended up skype calling him one evening. In amongst talking out his arse, he said how he hasn't seen his kids in ages because his ex-wife sees him as a massive liability (which is probably for the best).

Ironically he can't take care of his own kids but attempted to make a youtube account where he would make "Content" for kids and yes it's as horrifying as it sounds

 

[Glitch]

What I think makes him a lolcow is that when anyone leaves critism he just insults them and if a big youtuber doesn't give him a shout out he begs his fans to go and troll them.

Im honestly so surprised there isn't a substantial thread on him here

 

[mdrop22]

I had to make an account when I saw Shoenice had his own thread. I'm in agreement that he could be a viable lolcow, and I was surprised there wasn't a full thread on him already.

Anyway, an ex of mine met Shoenice in the wild once. I was under the impression he lived in the area, but apparently he is traveling the country. My ex thought his videos were "great" and instantly recognized him. He approached him and they talked a bit. He said Shoenice was absolutely exceptional in every sense of the word and could barely hold a conversation. The whole encountered was awkward and then ended with him asking for money/weed. I have no idea if he gave Shoenice anything.

 

[captn_kettle]

I had to make an account when I saw Shoenice had his own thread. I'm in agreement that he could be a viable lolcow, and I was surprised there wasn't a full thread on him already.

Anyway, an ex of mine met Shoenice in the wild once. I was under the impression he lived in the area, but apparently he is traveling the country. My ex thought his videos were "great" and instantly recognized him. He approached him and they talked a bit. He said Shoenice was absolutely exceptional in every sense of the word and could barely hold a conversation. The whole encountered was awkward and then ended with him asking for money/weed. I have no idea if he gave Shoenice anything.

Shoenice is that friend who gets fucked off one beer, proceeds to talk absolute bollocks and in the end you wondered why you invited them.

It wouldn't be hard to lure him to the farms, but he would be the drunk version of brad watson and no one wants that. Besides he is always so stoned we wouldn't really witness any worthwhile chimpouts.