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I was the one who mentioned it.
If you see a lifter, you tackle them and call them a parasitic piece of shit.
It's the humane thing to do.
It's the humane thing to do.
I think it's obvious their parents are too stupid too disciple and should've used protectionSomeone should call the police on these folks at let the police infiltrate + take them down. I mean, people look the other way if someone who's hungry steals food from them, but these are mostly spoiled semi-rich kids stealing luxury items.Where are their parents?! If most of us had tried this stuff, we wouldn't be able to sit down for a week!
I work in retail & my sister used to work in retail. And these assholes are the reasons stores have numerable security cameras, honestly.
They all deserve to rot in jail. Yeah, that's what you get for faltering to your greed and stealing five Naked eyeshadow pallates that you're never going to use.
They all deserve to rot in jail. Yeah, that's what you get for faltering to your greed and stealing five Naked eyeshadow pallates that you're never going to use.
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EDIT: Holy shit, this reblog:
"A lot of trans women would die without cosmetics"
I wonder who would write something like that!
Wow, I did not see that coming!
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But corporations can't do that that would be illegal, they say as they continue to steal. Yeah they law only applies to people that aren't noble shoplifters right?
Obviously the problem is that we're not overthrowing THE MAN in the first place.
... But first I gotta swipe this Gucci purse.
Why are these self-proclaimed teenage communists REALLY such ardent capitalists..?
Honey, you answered your own question. They SAY they're communists, but really, they're lazy little shits who think communism means they don't have to work.
I'm pretty sure that if they'd try to shoplift in the good ol USSR, the nice communist policeman would have just agreed with them.
And by agreed with them I mean given them an extended tour of the nearest gulag.
And by agreed with them I mean given them an extended tour of the nearest gulag.
Listen, if you have to steal makeup by Kim and Kylie while you praise the queen, you aren't trying hard enough.
You want to pass? Go on a diet and buy those cheap walmart colors. Don't paint your face like a clown. Maybe actually work on your voice.
Slash may have stolen a guitar, hat, and belt, but at least he paid the store back when he got big. These fucks would steal a limo for tumblr cred if they could.
You want to pass? Go on a diet and buy those cheap walmart colors. Don't paint your face like a clown. Maybe actually work on your voice.
Slash may have stolen a guitar, hat, and belt, but at least he paid the store back when he got big. These fucks would steal a limo for tumblr cred if they could.
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I'm pretty sure that in the USSR, stealing anything is considered stealing from your fellow comrades. So yeah, that sounds about right.
Maybe that's why they get so mad when scammers scam them.
Well, probably not; they just want every excuse they can muster to chase that rush they get from stealing.I don't think LUSH-type stuff would even be produced under Communism. They're non-necessities for one thing, and only the elite could afford that kind of shit. Mark Constantine isn't going to give that stuff away for the equivalent of 5 cents.
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Another one bites the dust.
She's only 15 and already into shit like this. I don't have hopes for this particular lolcalf.
She's only 15 and already into shit like this. I don't have hopes for this particular lolcalf.
It gets worse: after she realized no one wanted to give money to a shoplifter, she turned to straight-up scamming.
The GULAG system shut down in 1960, so it depends on the period. While some prison camps still existed after that date, shoplifting tumblrinas would almost certainly have gone to normal Soviet prison, where they would have accused prison gangsters of not respecting their pronouns and been battered senseless.
PFFFFFFT HA HA HA HA HA HA CHRIST.
Well, she knows how to play to the crowd, I give her that.
this person is begging for money on a donations website after being caught shoplifting and their parents are making them pay the fine themselves and take responsibility.
Formally petitioning for the creation of a vigilante sub-forum for solving petty crimes via petty detective work.
No one can get too emotionally invested, teenage wolfsouled deitykin get flipped on their ass, everyone wins.
("Wins" in a really petty way)
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