Shoplifting Tumblrinas -

[Southern Belle]

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this person is begging for money on a donations website after being caught shoplifting and their parents are making them pay the fine themselves and take responsibility.

yeah iirc 2 of this one's gofundmes fundrazrs were shut down.

also, the sapphogames one had originally been set up long before this walmart incident and was to fund a shitty token sexual/gender minorities dating sim. THEN it was turned into a "get me hormones!" tranny ebegging scheme. again, long before the shoplifting incident.

Edit: For shits and giggles, here's tumblr.

 

[Cosmos]

Another one bites the dust.

She's only 15 and already into shit like this. I don't have hopes for this particular lolcalf.

This reblog is my favorite:

 

[Ravi93]

I honestly hope to god all these little shits get caught by the police. Then there are those who say that it's ok for trans people to shiplift.

 

[Bum Driller]

I'm pretty sure that if they'd try to shoplift in the good ol USSR, the nice communist policeman would have just agreed with them.
And by agreed with them I mean given them an extended tour of the nearest gulag.

Yeah, except that there was nothing worth to steal in USSR.

 

[Acceptable]

 

[SeaPancake]

If you really want to fight capitalism, maybe downsize your life and become less materialistic so you don't have to constantly demand stuff from the big-ass corporations??

Good job, idiots. Keep up the good work.

Capitalism is about wanting things. How do we fight capitalism? By wanting things without paying! Yeah! Only thing you're doing is probably proving that some things are so desirable that people are willing to steal them or sell them secondhand in the back of a van. Now protecting the merchandise becomes more important than the employee, now you just reaffirm the commonly held idea that stuff > person, especially with your own actions. That's a very nice plan.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Capitalism is about wanting things. How do we fight capitalism? By wanting things without paying! Yeah! Only thing you're doing is probably proving that some things are so desirable that people are willing to steal them or sell them secondhand in the back of a van. Now protecting the merchandise becomes more important than the employee, now you just reaffirm the commonly held idea that stuff > person, especially with your own actions. That's a very nice plan.

It's pretty ironic since communism is all about the workers

 

[MarissaXD]

How are these shoplifting Tumblr accounts not shut down?

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

How are these shoplifting Tumblr accounts not shut down?

Tumblr doesn't shut anything down unless it involves anorexia, and sometimes not even then. The only real rules are don't upload full length porn videos.

 

[MarissaXD]

Tumblr doesn't shut anything down unless it involves anorexia, and sometimes not even then. The only real rules are don't upload full length porn videos.

So they openly allow criminal activity. What the fuck.

 

[Video Games]

How are these shoplifting Tumblr accounts not shut down?

They all claim to be "roleplaying," although they clearly understand this as an entirely technical disclaimer to the point where they joke about how transparently disingenuous they're being.

Here's a collage I made a while back which provides a pretty clear picture of what these "disclaimers" look like. (This is maybe a year or two old, so they could have slightly altered their tactics by now.)

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Shoplifting fandom, grab your stolen goods

 

[Used Coat Hanger]

want nice things?
want to not pay as much for nice things?
get a job at the store that sells nice things.
employee discounts exist.
you could also go to college and get a career.

 

[HY 140]

I'm sure this is how parents of shoplifters are

 

[Shit Waifu]

I had a particularly bad klepto “friend” of mine who used to always inch very close to throwing me under the bus to somehow pinpoint the blame for his stealing on me on the offchance he ever got caught.

He also wanted to encourage me to start stealing larger items myself, as if to somehow be able to use me in his lust for materialism... of course, though I did go through a klepto phase myself due to my bad influence friends, mainly stealing nail polish, facemasks and small items... after awhile I realized it wasn’t worth the risk. Good riddance. I almost got caught stealing from multiple places, including my own former workplace, was always extremely paranoid, anxiety up the wazoo that I’d get caught. The moment I finally decided to stop stealing for good, was the moment that burden was lifted from my shoulders. It’s not like I was a chronic lifter, but I certainly was bad enough that I probably stole hundreds in merchandise, just from all the small items I amassed from only a couple months of this kind of activity. It really disgusts me in hindsight how greedy I was, so im honest to god happy I ditched the habit, and those losers I called my friends.

As for the guy, the lazy bastard couldn’t even keep a job and is still on and off homeless last I checked according to his social media profiles

moral of the story is don’t be friends with kleptos, it’s not worth any of the shit they steal for you because most of them are selfish pricks who’ll try and drag you down to their level. Moreover, avoid stealing period. Capitalism sucks, but it’s not worth the commupance you feel like you’re going to get for stealing, so it’s better to just pay your damn way through life than face the consequences of thievery.

 

[sperginity]

This is the natural outcome of raising children on pro theft propaganda like Aladdin

 

[Maxliam]

want nice things?
want to not pay as much for nice things?
get a job at the store that sells nice things.
employee discounts exist.
you could also go to college and get a career.

That's hard work...fuck that I want everything handed to me!!!!

 

[Kelly Bundy]

We lifted with a group of friends when we were around 11. Long story short, we got caught, ended up in jail for 30 minutes and I'm still scared to shop at some stores.

Anyways, is this thread completely dead? I found quite a few recently active lifting blogs.

 

[Got2Hands]

want nice things?
want to not pay as much for nice things?
get a job at the store that sells nice things.
employee discounts exist.
you could also go to college and get a career.

Or just stream movies and play cracked video games like a normal person.

 

[Rip_In_Pepperino]

We lifted with a group of friends when we were around 11. Long story short, we got caught, ended up in jail for 30 minutes and I'm still scared to shop at some stores.

Anyways, is this thread completely dead? I found quite a few recently active lifting blogs.

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