SHOPPING + WEIGHT LOSS!!!!! -

[Ambaby]

*Heading to Lexington for the day with Hannah, Rafe, and Becks.
*AL always asks Becky permission before filming her.
*OOTD, same black leggings, tank, and "kimono" top that she wears every other day. YASS.
*Cheesecake Factory--Orange chicken! Stabs someone for trying a bite of her food. Footage of her snapping her jaws about for a bit. Giant 8.50 USD hot fudge sundae for desert.
In the mall:
*Shopping for Eric's bday.
*Inevitable stop a Claire's. Needs a phone case because it has a cat tail on it. "It's only 15.00".
*She has been obsessed with unicorns lately.
*Doing a drunken weight-loss sit down in the hoard at H&R's after finishing off a bottle of Malibu banana rum while in YT with the girls (so when was the last time she was on YT? When was this filmed?)
*This is the first day she has been a gluttonous pig in a week, but she's still going to count calories.
*Forgot to bring her scale to her babysitter's house, "because, who brings a scale to a friend's house? Nobody."
*"Real is raw and raw is real!"

 

[KM 749]

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Hilarious when she asks Becks if her ears are big and gets mad when she agrees. Just like the fat comment from her last younow, which was also made on this day.

Her ears look like old lady ears, fat, puffy, and long.

Anyone else notice how when she gets out of breath she covers it up with laughter or exhales her words

I wonder if she made H&R pay for that melted sundae after gave them her scraps.

 

[Ambaby]

They're talking in the comments like AL knew damn well what she ordered. When she said to the camera that she ordered vanilla ice cream but this is what they gave her, Rafe completely called her out. As ALways.

ETA:
That meal before her 8.50 sundae was 16.95! Also, you can clearly see that "BOWL OF VANILLA ICE CREAM" is a choice on the desert menu. If AL hadn't actually ordered the sundae intentionally, you know that she would have complained and demanded a full refund (after eating the sundae).

http://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/media/menus/TCF_TakeOut_Lexington_0817.pdf

 

[HickoryDickory]

I think it's long past the point where sucking in her cheeks and making duckface gives her face any form or angle. She's gone complete Cabbage Patch head.

 

[NemmaSis]

She says everyone says she's too hard on herself? What? If anything she's way too easy on herself.
She thought she deserved a cheat day with probably 5000 calories worth of junk food and alcohol because she ate chicken for 5 days.
If she was even a little harder on herself she might have a sliver of self-discipline.

 

[stronkwonk]

I find it strange yet unsurprising that her taste sticks to Hot Topic and Claire's and such. I got a little triggered that she said "dash-hound". I like when she films the dogs playing for way too long and you can just hear her breathing.

Autistic calorie roll-call, as I do.

Cheesecake Factory
Orange chicken- Depending on whether it was a lunch portion or a dinner portion, 1200 or 1590 respectively.
White rice- 200 calories in a cup
Hot fudge sundae- 990, but she couldn't finish it!! call it a solid 150 worth, at the very least.

Let's guess with the Malibu, too. In 50ml of Malibu Tropical Banana there are 94 calories. There are 750ml in that bottle, so 1410 in the whole thing. If she drank just a third of that, which I have a hard time believing, she drank 470 calories of sugary alcohol, which, as we all know, really fuel your body well.
We saw her ingest at the very least 2,070 calories, and lord know she's had more than that in the day.

 

[Ambaby]

I find it strange yet unsurprising that her taste sticks to Hot Topic and Claire's and such. I got a little triggered that she said "dash-hound". I like when she films the dogs playing for way too long and you can just hear her breathing.

Autistic calorie roll-call, as I do.

Cheesecake Factory
Orange chicken- Depending on whether it was a lunch portion or a dinner portion, 1200 or 1590 respectively.
White rice- 200 calories in a cup
Hot fudge sundae- 990, but she couldn't finish it!! call it a solid 150 worth, at the very least.

Let's guess with the Malibu, too. In 50ml of Malibu Tropical Banana there are 94 calories. There are 750ml in that bottle, so 1410 in the whole thing. If she drank just a third of that, which I have a hard time believing, she drank 470 calories of sugary alcohol, which, as we all know, really fuel your body well.
We saw her ingest at the very least 2,070 calories, and lord know she's had more than that in the day.

Yes; I believe this was filmed on the same day that she ate the double portions of chicken, corn, and green beans covered in "balsămic", as she mentioned that, later in the day, they were going to go to Cheesecake Factory.

 

[EH 110]

Hilarious when she asks Becks if her ears are big and gets mad when she agrees.

LMAO

What on her isn't fat? Even her feet look like they weigh 20 pounds each. I've never seen such thick, fat feet in my life!

 

[666EVE666]

*Doing a drunken weight-loss sit down in the hoard at H&R's after finishing off a bottle of Malibu banana rum while in YT with the girls (so when was the last time she was on YT? When was this filmed?)

She was last on YouNow September 23, so the videos she has been uploading are pretty late

 

[Clown Baby]

I wonder what the staff at CCF thinks when this crew of monsters rolls in. I mean I guess most of their clientele are pretty gross, so maybe they don't even bat an eye.

Also pronunciation of Dachshund - Dash-hound lol

Edit: You beat me

I find it strange yet unsurprising that her taste sticks to Hot Topic and Claire's and such. I got a little triggered that she said "dash-hound"..

 

[wheelpower]

This image is amazing

Also, she can't even have something like vodka/gin to drink? Malibu is just loaded with sugar
Does everything have to be sweet? Gross

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

She really thinks people are calling her A.L?

 

[C3PBRO]

Damn, the ratty hair ends and Slaton jowls in that thumbnail. She's duckfacing tightly enough to turn coal into a diamond. I don't know how she gathered enough jaw strength to do that. It certainly didn't come from chewing her food.

So, she knows anything weight loss related on her channel nets her more views and likes, but instead of creating actual weight loss content, she clickbaits her legit loyal subs with a weight loss headline and just drunkenly rambles six minutes of excuses instead?

I used to say that she treats her subs like idiots but no, they are actually just idiots.

 

[Melania Trump]

Every time a new video comes out, I have more and more questions. Like, why does she pretend that she's been eating so healthily with a cheat meal here and there. Everyone is aware that if she actually happened to be telling the truth, her weight loss would be rapid and visible. It's common sense - the fact she is maintaining at her weight, with the exception of a pound here and there, (or even a fraction of a pound, which is essentially the difference between taking a shit), speaks volumes to how much she is actually eating.

Then there's the question of why she includes what she does in her vlogs. She knows the reaction including fatty meals and "accidentally" bought ice cream sundaes will get, and yet she includes them, (same thing with her binge drinking episodes). I don't know if it's just grasping at straws for content, or if she is trying to take the edgy Trisha Paytas route of encouraging hate watchers by (a weak arse attempt) at trolling.

In regards to that ice cream sundae, if she had asked for a bowl of vanilla ice cream (which, lets be real, is another lie), what is so difficult about saying, "excuse me - you've made a mistake with my order." If they had brought out a salad in place of that orange chicken, she'd probably bitch about it until she was blue in the face and refuse to tip (after getting it rectified of course).

And sorry for the double-post, but does anyone else find it awkward as fuck that she is dating a girl that seems sick of her, hanging out (being babysat by) two people who repeatedly made it very clear they dislike her, buying a belated birthday gift for someone she lives with that also claimed to dislike her. That is some toxic shit.

 

[Potatomongrel]

two people who repeatedly made it very clear they dislike her

When was this said?

 

[Melania Trump]

When was this said?

The situation between Rafe, Amber and Eric (or Ricky - I can't tell the difference). Rafe and Eric essentially agreeing that they don't like Amber. All the info Rafe released about Amber's cleanliness, hygiene, personality flaws (confirmation of what we already knew, but still...).

 

[London Raine]

Oh the hypocrisy in this video is on overload. In previous videos she said "oh, I'm always the last to finish because I always eat slow at restaurants". The way she was shoveling that orange chicken down her neck was NOT slow. Then the lame excuse of "I couldn't finish it because the chocolate was too sweet". Goil, we all know you eat Milky Way's before bed - you showed us. You probably passed that enormous sundae to H & R for a hot second before grabbing it back to finish it. You're not fooling anyone! Gotta love the lie though "I only ordered vanilla ice cream". I was waiting for her to say "because I don't do chocolate", just like she doesn't "do butter". Jesus - tits on a Triscuit.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Siamese Dream is probably still the best Pumpkins album overall even after all these years later. This boring video needs some backing tracks, I suggest these

Spoiler: off that masterpiece for Amber

Got to love the hippo satisfying big portions of the local Cheesecake Factory!

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

The comments on this video are great! There is marked increase in frustration from her supporters. Even the biggest idiot eventually gets sick of giving the same love and advice over and over and over....
Her “cheat day” seemed to be a slap in the face to most of her loyals.