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Cole Smithey

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phanatic said:
And would you watch it? I wouldn't.

Actually, yes I would.

He was the star of his own quasi reality show in the form of the sagas...But seeing as how boring he is aside from his spasm, there wouldn't be any point.
 

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Chris would spend dedicated air time attempting to communicate with video game developers and TV show producers. I imagine most of his episodes would be like the videos from the Miyamoto Series.
 

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The Chris Chandler Reality Show
Weeknights at 8:00
Only on MTVAAAAAAAY
 

CatParty

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it would be like a mix of honey boo boo and duck dynasty...

but seriously yeah it would be good television if done right. from working in tv, i know the producers would hide his blandness as much as possible. i can even see them playing off his troll paranoia and do a show kind of like the joe schmo show.
 

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phanatic said:
And would you watch it? I wouldn't.

Actually, yes I would.
Ditto. I'd flip-flop between disgust and horror.
 

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No, he shouldn't. Chris already gets money for sitting on his ass. Besides, no advertiser would want their product to be associated with him. (hi Fanta!)

But I'd watch it.
 

spaps

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Yes. I'd watch the shit out of it. It can't be any worse than what they're airing today.
 

mendoza

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spaps said:
Yes. I'd watch the shit out of it. It can't be any worse than what they're airing today.
This.

They would have to film it like "The Truman Show" though, where Chris was unaware that he is the star of a reality show and just runs around being himself. Little knowing that virtually everyone he interacts with outside of family is a troll-- er, actor associated with the production.

Of course Chris already believes this is what is going on.
 

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mendoza said:
spaps said:
Yes. I'd watch the shit out of it. It can't be any worse than what they're airing today.
This.

They would have to film it like "The Truman Show" though, where Chris was unaware that he is the star of a reality show and just runs around being himself. Little knowing that virtually everyone he interacts with outside of family is a troll-- er, actor associated with the production.

Of course Chris already believes this is what is going on.


exactly. he is the only "real" person in the production and everyone else is there to get a reaction out of him.
 

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regularjohn said:
And every couple of episodes, the evil "clyde cash" will come in and ruin chris's schemes.
This or the man in the pickle suit
 

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CatParty said:
the "special reunion" episode where he goes back to the gameplace.

It'll probably look like this by the end.

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Snorlaxative

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It would be great if they made it like the Bachelor, and had a bunch of women competing to date him. Although it would be more like Hoarders minus any sort of therapists trying to help.
 

mendoza

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If only they hadn't cancelled Beauty and the Geek!

Imagine how OPL would have fared on that show!
 

Uzumaki

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It would need to be heavily manufactured. Any naturalist-style documentary of Chris would be boring. But one of those "reality shows" where it's basically a bunch of staged nonsense designed to rile up social misfits? Hells yes, sign me the fuck up for the season pass. Big Brother: 14 Branchland Court would be groundbreaking television.
 
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