Show us your shitty miniature painting skills - I use exclusively Microsoft Paint on my minis

[Asperchewy]

I've scoured Kiwi Farms for a dedicated Board Game mini painting thread and came up empty.

I understand there is a gargantuan thread on painting those super expensive and super Chad Warhammer 40k minis.

"https://kiwifarms.net/threads/warhammer-40k.2482/"

But this thread is for those shitty poor painters that find their paint at Wal-Mart and water it down with incel tears.

Post your painted mini's here for the whole world to make fun of. If they are good, good for you. If they suck, good for you, at least you tried right?

ALL board games are welcome.

If you have a story to tell, tell it. Is the game any good? let us know. Does the game suck but the minis look cool? Let us know.

Here's the 3rd time I've ever painted some minis. They are for the game "Vast: The Crystal Caverns" Currently a WIP. (The giant Boogeyman is from the game "Endangered Orphans Of Condyle Cove"

All of these minis pictured are in post poly drying stage.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Whats a mini?

 

[Asperchewy]

Whats a mini?

Sarcasm or not: To make it as easily digestible as possible... Tiny plastic and/or metal toys that come with board games.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_wargaming

The metal shoe in Monopoly, could be considered a "Mini".

TL;DR... OCD stuff.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Sarcasm or not: To make it as easily digestible as possible... Tiny plastic and/or metal toys that come with board games.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_wargaming

The metal shoe in Monopoly, could be considered a "Mini".

TL;DR... OCD stuff.

Thanks, sound fun. Good job btw.

 

[Commander Keen]

Posting to remind myself to post pictures from my 40K days.

 

[Sable]

THIN YOUR PAINTS!

...that's not aimed at anyone in particular, I'm just yelling it in advance just to be sure.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Isn't this a bit of a powerlevel?
Not trying to be a party pooper 'cause this is really cool! But I think we're not supposed to disclose too much of our hobbies as it can pinpoint who we might be.

 

[Asperchewy]

Isn't this a bit of a powerlevel?
Not trying to be a party pooper 'cause this is really cool! But I think we're not supposed to disclose too much of our hobbies as it can pinpoint who we might be.

I take it you haven't visited the gardening/retail horror stories threads yet?

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

I take it you haven't visited the gardening/retail horror stories threads yet?

Yes?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Isn't this a bit of a powerlevel?
Not trying to be a party pooper 'cause this is really cool! But I think we're not supposed to disclose too much of our hobbies as it can pinpoint who we might be.

have you seen how many people here have 40K avatars/names alone?