Shower Thoughts - What philosophers we can be within the confides of our grimy, damp box

[Cake Farts]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of electrons interacting with one another.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of OP being a fucking faggot.

 

[ES 148]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of midichlorians.

 

[Parklife]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of not having a high enough IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of the very high IQ you need to understand the OP.
The philosophy is very subtle, and without a solid grasp on the work of Kant or Descarte most of the meaning will go over a typical viewer head.

 

[VoidMachine]

I don't feel emotions. I am a robot. Beep boop.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I shed no tears (Da-da-da)
Because I am a robot, I am a machine (Da-da-da)
Yet I know what friendship is about

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I try not to think in the shower. I tend to take too long if I do.

 

[RG 448]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of graduating top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Nekromantik]

Be grateful of every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved that is the result of healthy electrons interacting with one another, because if you can't experience any of these things it means you have autism.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Where does the soul go when people use a transporter in Star Trek

 

[Tranhuviya]

Where does the soul go when people use a transporter in Star Trek

Well, presuming that the person who stepped on the pad ceases to exist once transported, I'd say the transporter gradually strips off bits and pieces of one's soul.

Still preferable to the Jaunt.

 

[LofaSofa]

How does my towel get dirty when I come out of the shower clean?

 

[NumberingYourState]

<<Shower Thoughts>> is Latin and means <<Autism Research>>

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I shed no tears (Da-da-da)
Because I am a robot, I am a machine (Da-da-da)
Yet I know what friendship is about

Are you programmed just to do anything I want you to?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

My last shower thoughts were comparing Plato's allegory of the cave to sites like Tumblr and Facebook and the users therein.

 

[Bassomatic]

Who thinks in the shower? It's where I jerk off so mummy doesn't catch me and cut my tendies budget.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If you look at all of time as a single moment where you make all your choices simultaneously, there can still be free will even if there's fate from a linear perspective.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

How can I be this existential in the shower when I'm always paranoid someone's going to flush the toilet?