Similarities between DSP and Chris-Chan - The epic battle between two famous lolcows.

[The NES Zapper]

Both own a PS3

Both were born in 1982

Both were born in the 80's

Both are racist

Both hate a certain game company, Microsoft for Chris, and Nintendo for DSP

Both voted for Obama

Both enjoy video games but are terrible at them.

Both write criticism off as trolling

Both blame others for what they have done.

Both have endangered people's lives in some way, Chris by burning the house down in an attempt to brew coffee, and DSP by taking off the smoke detector in his old condo because he thought he could smell the smoke.

Both have forums here on Kiwi Farms.

Both have a connection to Sonic, DSP with his crappy sonic cosplay and Chris with her unoriginal sonic recolors.

Both have no friends, and any friends they have had cut ties with them.

Both will die alone.

 

[Y2K Baby]

How is Phil racist

 

[The NES Zapper]

How is Phil racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAM5S4plCFs

Evidence.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Now list your own similarities to both and don't forget to mentioned how much better you are.

 

[Y2K Baby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAM5S4plCFs

Evidence.

Heated gamer moment.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Joined: Today at 4:53 PM

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

-They could both take OP in a fight

 

[Troonsubstantiation]

 

[Preferred Penne]

They both have a bigger dick than you.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

both have nicer tits than OP

 

[Kenya Jones]

both have jerked off on camera

 

[Takodachi]

-Both have probably fucked youre mom

 

[I Exist]

- Both are faggots just like OP

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

your post is shit and you should lurk more.

 

[Neko GF]

At least try to be subtle or try to add something new when you copy and paste things from Encyclopedia Dramatica. This is just lazy.

 

[killuminati]

You know OP, I've read your list and I think there's a very strong possibility that they could be the same person.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Both enjoy video games but are terrible at them.

lol phil doesn't like video games

 

[BooneHelm]

Did Phil really vote? Seems like too much effort for him.

"Whaaat? You mean I got to get in mah car and find a place to vote. Voter registration card? What? Fuck this shit! If you can't do it online what's the point?"

 

[TheTriggerin']

DSP isn't like Chris Chan you daft little faggot, kill yourself.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Did Phil really vote? Seems like too much effort for him.

"Whaaat? You mean I got to get in mah car and find a place to vote. Voter registration card? What? Fuck this shit! If you can't do it online what's the point?"

i thought he said he didn't vote
could have sworn he said that