Manosphere Simon Alexander Öhlund / Simon Öhlund / Simon Ölund / SwedishElliotRodger / SWEDISHGOD28 - Pedophile and wannabe-rapist. Fucks his cat.

A-tistic

:-DDDDDDD
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Simon Alexander Öhlund is a swedish pedophile, wannabe-rapist and zoophile who got his infamy from his YT videos about how he wishes to rape a woman. Unfortunately most of his content is in swedish but I will share the content he thoughtfully dedicated to an international audience:

"FUCK YOU BITCHES"
https://my.mixtape.moe/otdfmo.mp4
"Striptease" (:cryblood:)
https://my.mixtape.moe/tyjvgn.mp4
"Loneliness hurts"
https://my.mixtape.moe/wknbmm.mp4
"Potential rapist"
https://my.mixtape.moe/oqpnhh.mp4
Simon flashing his tiny weiner on Periscope
https://my.mixtape.moe/bcugzd.mp4
Simon humping his poor cat (:_(
https://my.mixtape.moe/iogtne.mp4
Simon talks about why he likes to watch cp, and some other stuff
https://fuskbugg.se/L3Oeg0f2b1/My_confession_x6k6vce_480_mp4.mp4

All videos are now also attached to the thread since Simon and/or his mum are apparently pretty good at those DMCA requests.

His facebook, twitter and google+ are down. He sometimes uses his periscope though.
His Yahoo answers account also has a lot of content.


For any swedish readers on here there are tons of content on flashback.org where he resides under countless usernames (since he gets banned in the blink of an eye) such as Limpa, TedBundy23, Flashyguy24, LostWisdom, Slayer1990 and probably others as well. You can also view the huge thread about him.

He has also been featured on a swedish clickbait "news" site Nyheter24

http://nyheter24.se/nyheter/inrikes/879852-26-aring-valdtaktsplan-valdtakt-seriemordare

Original article taken down but is preserved here:
http://archive.li/xHCAr

Recently he was fined 7000 SEK (around 1000 USD ) for "unlawful threat" which pretty much consisted of incoherent ramblings directed towards a girl he found on Facebook. Court documents attached to this post.

Fortunately for you I have translated the chat in question :)



He has previously admitted to watching child porn on his Google acc but unfortunately he has deleted those comments and for some reason it didn't occur to me to take a screenshot.

That's all for now folks!

EDIT 2017-07-30: Replacing dead links again. He really, really don't want these vids up.
EDIT 2018-02-19: Attaching all videos to post.
 

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Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
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I previously posted about this gentlesir in the personal lolcows thread but the more I thought about it the more I think he really deserves a thread of his own, even if he has been inactive lately. Maybe one of you guys have come into contact with this pleasant lad.

Simon Alexander Öhlund is a swedish lolcow who got his infamy from his YT videos about how he wishes to rape a woman. Unfortunately most of his content is in swedish but I will share the content he thoughtfully dedicated to an international audience:
Facebook
Google+

For any swedish readers on here there are tons of content on flashback.org where he resides under countless usernames (since he gets banned in the blink of an eye) such as Limpa, TedBundy23, Flashyguy24, LostWisdom, Slayer1990 and probably others as well. You can also view the huge thread about him.

Recently he was fined 7000 SEK (around 1000 USD ) for "unlawful threat" which pretty much consisted of incoherent ramblings directed towards a girl he found on Facebook. Court documents (swedish)

Fortunately for you I have translated the chat in question :)



He has previously admitted to watching child porn on his Google acc but unfortunately he has deleted those comments and for some reason it didn't occur to me to take a screenshot.

That's all for now folks!
Sounds just like every other refugee Sweden has been getting.
 

Duke Nukem

Dimensional Merge Welcoming Party #1218C197
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You know, his videos that you posted really make me think that you've found the Swedish Elliot Rodger. It's all there, the fairly thin physical build, the narcissistic attitude, peculiar fashion choices, and the entitlement attitude when it comes to women. The Supreme Gentleman is still with us.

And watching those videos was just downright creepy.
 

A-tistic

:-DDDDDDD
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You know, his videos that you posted really make me think that you've found the Swedish Elliot Rodger. It's all there, the fairly thin physical build, the narcissistic attitude, peculiar fashion choices, and the entitlement attitude when it comes to women. The Supreme Gentleman is still with us.

And watching those videos was just downright creepy.
Unsurprisingly he has declared himself a big fan of The Supreme Gentleman ™ and I'm certain the first video is a conscious attempt to mimic his hero.
 

Duke Nukem

Dimensional Merge Welcoming Party #1218C197
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Unsurprisingly he has declared himself a big fan of The Supreme Gentleman ™ and I'm certain the first video is a conscious attempt to mimic his hero.
People do this kind of shit and then they sit there and wonder why they can't get laid. Does this one talk about his taste in music or what he drives? That could be sn indication as to how far gone this guy is.
 

A-tistic

:-DDDDDDD
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People do this kind of shit and then they sit there and wonder why they can't get laid. Does this one talk about his taste in music or what he drives? That could be sn indication as to how far gone this guy is.
Since he, unlike Elliot, has nothing to brag about in terms of material possessions (lives on a combination of tugboats and shitty jobs handed to him by the government), no.

However he is just as narcissistic, maybe more. On flashback.org, which markets itself as an anonymous forum, he had the habit of "signing" his bizarre OPs with a recent selfie or a picture of him in a "sexy" pose.

I'd say he is basically Elliot without the superficial status, vocabulary, BMW and $300 Armani sunglasses.
 

annausagi2

Please, excuse my flawed Englishings.
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Translated some more info from the court interview papers, since I'm a TRUE AND HONEST Swedederp:

The victim says that Simon worked at the same taco bar as one of her friends, but he was eventually fired for "acting weird towards the other staff members" and it seemed like he had some sort of diagnosis "like Asperger's".

It seems that Simon has been having suicidal thoughts, which he expressed in a thread that he started on Flashback (popular Swedish forum), and his mother is part of a Facebook group for parents of suicidal children.

He also called her on the phone around 10 times and whenever she did pick up, he just stayed silent on the other end. This isn't the only girl he's been writing weird stuff to online, although the (at least 3 other) girls didn't recieve the threats that this particular one did.

Eventually, he did talk with the victim over the phone where he asked if she was the one that had reported him. He mumbled something illegible and apologized... and then ended the conversation with "See ya/hear from you later".

From Simon's interview:
He confesses and claims that he understands why the girl would report him; he'd also be frightened if it happened to him. He says he doesn't understand why he wrote those things.
There's more talk about his mental health: he takes medication for depression and is visiting a psychiatrist.

According to Simon, he can't cope with not being replied to when trying to get into contact with someone, and he doesn't understand the ramifications of his actions in situations like these.



I don't know about you guys, but I'm kinda smelling a future Elliot Roger. 8( Hopefully it won't ever come to that, but still... warning signs aplenty.
 
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SwedishElliotRodger

Simon Öhlund
Person of Interest
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Wow another thread about me. Yes here in sweden i am pretty known for my videos. And i must clarify i dont regret anything. I stay true to my words and everything is real and no trolling. My mental illness does'nt come from a bad childhood because i have been raised by a wonderful mother who have done everything she can for me. My lack of social skills already began when i was 12 years old and began entering puberty. I was diagnosed with a mild form of autism (aspergers) and now i am 26 years old and i am still lonely. Even if i am with people i still feel lonely due to me being painfully shy. My mind goes blank whenever i am trying to connect with people female or male. I go to nightclubs/bars/cafe/resturants alone. And whenever i see a group of people talking nonstop with no awkward silence i always look at myself and wonder what my life has become of. On friday nights i often go out alone. Begin drinking home till i get wasted then i go out and sexually assault women. I either grope them or trying to fuck them by pulling down my pants. It's a wonderful feeling when you got control and power over a female. When females have hurt you all your life by ignoring you or not finding you attractive. Desping them is the only cure.
 

CatParty

Boo
True & Honest Fan
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Wow another thread about me. Yes here in sweden i am pretty known for my videos. And i must clarify i dont regret anything. I stay true to my words and everything is real and no trolling. My mental illness does'nt come from a bad childhood because i have been raised by a wonderful mother who have done everything she can for me. My lack of social skills already began when i was 12 years old and began entering puberty. I was diagnosed with a mild form of autism (aspergers) and now i am 26 years old and i am still lonely. Even if i am with people i still feel lonely due to me being painfully shy. My mind goes blank whenever i am trying to connect with people female or male. I go to nightclubs/bars/cafe/resturants alone. And whenever i see a group of people talking nonstop with no awkward silence i always look at myself and wonder what my life has become of. On friday nights i often go out alone. Begin drinking home till i get wasted then i go out and sexually assault women. I either grope them or trying to fuck them by pulling down my pants. It's a wonderful feeling when you got control and power over a female. When females have hurt you all your life by ignoring you or not finding you attractive. Desping them is the only cure.

lol fag
 

Steve Mayers

Nazi Punks Fuck Off
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Wow another thread about me. Yes here in sweden i am pretty known for my videos. And i must clarify i dont regret anything. I stay true to my words and everything is real and no trolling. My mental illness does'nt come from a bad childhood because i have been raised by a wonderful mother who have done everything she can for me. My lack of social skills already began when i was 12 years old and began entering puberty. I was diagnosed with a mild form of autism (aspergers) and now i am 26 years old and i am still lonely. Even if i am with people i still feel lonely due to me being painfully shy. My mind goes blank whenever i am trying to connect with people female or male. I go to nightclubs/bars/cafe/resturants alone. And whenever i see a group of people talking nonstop with no awkward silence i always look at myself and wonder what my life has become of. On friday nights i often go out alone. Begin drinking home till i get wasted then i go out and sexually assault women. I either grope them or trying to fuck them by pulling down my pants. It's a wonderful feeling when you got control and power over a female. When females have hurt you all your life by ignoring you or not finding you attractive. Desping them is the only cure.
lulwut?
 

Marjan Šiklić

Cunt Destroyer
Person of Interest
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Simon, I applaud you for doing this but do you paint your skin brown before you do this? Sweden is Saudi Arabia of feminism/liberalims and that means that Muslims can do this freely but white men are rapists for just looking at women. So what do you use to paint your skin and thereby can freely sexually assault women?
 

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