Simon Dorante-Day - Lolcow prince, future king of England, delusional elderly man, the Australian Meghan.

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PetuniaBlueOrchid

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Simon Dorante-Day, 55 years old, is an australian, born in England, who has gone to court to try and force Charles Windsor and Camilla, Duke and Duchess of Cornwall to take a DNA test.

Simon, born on April 5, 1966, in Gosport, Portsmouth, in the UK, believes he is their first love child and has been trying to prove it since decades.

So far, he continues to be ignored by the royal family despite his 3 previous legal attempts.
He has claimed Lady Diana knew about his birth, was planning to reveal it all and got killed for it.

He goes with the title "prince" on his facebook, because why not? :

Simon has 9 children with his wife is indigenous australian. He wrote a letter to Harry regarding their similar taste in "exotic" women (no answer for now).
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Both Charles and Camilla have blue eyes, Simon's eyes are brown but it doesn't matter. He claimed his eyes "have been tampered" (?) to hide his true lineage.

Younger picture of him, only a passing resemblance with Camilla :
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Simon thinks this is undeniable proof, his soon Liam (left) is related to Elizabeth II :
(I don't see any resemblance besides both are black and white pictures)
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Facts:
At the age of eight months, he was adopted by a local couple named Karen and David Day. His adoptive grandparents, Winifred and Ernest Bowlden, had both worked for the Queen and Prince Philip in one of their royal households.

Dorante-Day’s grandmother told him many times that he was Camilla and Charles’ child. “She didn’t just hint at it, she told me outright,” he said. (Grandma must have wanted to embellish the story and now Simon thinks he is first in line of succession to the British throne. Well done granny)

Dorante-Day’s research has shown him that Charles and Camilla first became close in 1965 (when they officially met in 1970, but somewhat possible). He claims months later, in the lead-up to when he was born, Camilla disappeared from Britain’s social scene for at least nine months, while Charles was sent to Australia.

A historian has claimed (source???) the hospital where Dorante-Day was born - as listed on his birth certificate - didn’t deliver a single baby during the decade he was born. It’s further believed that the names the parents listed on his birth certificate were “fictitious”.

Dorante-Day claims Camilla kept him until he was eight months old, using the royals and protection offers to help conceal him. He goes on to allege that when he was getting too old, it was arranged that one of the Queen’s former house staff - Dorante-Day’s adoptive grandmother - would have her daughter adopt him.

Dorante-Day said he has recollections of being taken to houses around Portsmouth as a little boy. There he would spend time with the woman he believes was Camilla, while protection officers and his adoptive parents waited outside.

Simon has also been fired from his previous job (engineering) due to his "royal issues" and alleged threat to his former boss and alleged problems with his former colleagues.

It is sadly common for adopted people to imagine royals when they try to look for their biological parents.
I do not think he is related to Charles and Camilla. However I don't have much sympathy for the royal family and dramas are always entertaining. If he is right though, that would make him first in line in the succession to the British throne (after Elizabeth II and Charles' death, both respectively 95 and 72).

Here is our australian Meghan, his majesty Simon the first, future King of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Queen, Defender of the Faith.
 

Geralt of Rivia

Balls deep in sorceresses.
True & Honest Fan
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Ehhh, kinda delusional wannabe royal black sheep, seems better than what I've seen lately but I dunno if this guy puts out any content and is even worth bothering. Is there visual incoherent ramblings or long blog posts of his delusions and stuff? Otherwise, this is just kind of lukewarm.
 

MrTroll

I know you can read MY thoughts, boy
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My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandaddy was (maybe) Genghis Khan, gib me one of his swords or some shit.
 

PetuniaBlueOrchid

Your Nasty Aunt
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Null: That's fine by me.

Geralt: His facebook page is very active. And (unless he deletes nasty views) many are supporting him and he seems to get a lot of sympathetic comments.
He said "royal secret agents" changed his eyes colour and has "proof taken to court".
People seems convinced by the pictures.

He has a recent post in every gossip magazine, in several languages :
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There are several videos on Youtube on the topic.
He linked this on Fb:

NerdShamer: Not more than this. I haven't done a lot of digging though.
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Source - Dailymail:
 
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PetuniaBlueOrchid

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He keeps releasing "proofs" that only are pictures supposed to show "uncanny resemblance" and where I don't see anything particular.

The Crown cast is millions of times more impressive than his old pictures.
Gossip magazines are getting tired. He's having far less attention now.
He sidded with two other weirdos who are saying they're Margaret Grandson and Edward VIII grandson...
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Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...as-love-child-thanks-wishers-Mothers-Day.html

It's too bad he doesn't want to show:
-His birth certificate from UK.
-The name of the historian who said there were something shady about the hospital he was born in.
 

PetuniaBlueOrchid

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He is apparently blocking anyone who doesn't believe him on Facebook, which explains the 100% supportive comments.
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Source: (comments)

He is getting a lot of press articles again.

He shared other pictures to "prove his claims":
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You can find many twin looking kids in every school, I'm still not convinced by those pictures.
Princess Charlotte (left) and Dorante-Day daughter (right).

Other pictures don't bear much resemblance:
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