Sitting Alone in my Living Room at 2AM (GMT) - AMA - Friday night boredom

[Aristophanes]

After seeing the range of AMAs that have taken place here over the last few weeks, I felt inspired to start my own (albeit odd) AMA. Mainly out of boredom and to distract me from overthinking. I'm up for answering anything, so... Show me what you got!

I'm currently sitting in front of the television in my living room, at 2AM GMT - Yes, I'm from the UK.

 

[RI 360]

Time-stamped dick pic, OP.

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

Alone on a friday night?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I just woke up from sleeping on the couch while Youtube autoplayed Hellraiser reviews

 

[nice]

Literally who?

- A question from a fellow literally who?.

 

[Aristophanes]

Alone on a friday night?

I originally had plans for going out tonight, but they fell through at the last minute (the people I was going out with were called into work). I'm also feeling a bit unwell at the moment, and my body just wasn't feeling up to it.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I originally had plans for going out tonight, but they fell through at the last minute (the people I was going out with were called into work). I'm also feeling a bit unwell at the moment, and my body just wasn't feeling up to it.

you'll get better results on reddit

So I am guessing that as a brit you are uncircumcised, right? How is that going for you?

 

[Aristophanes]

Time-stamped dick pic, OP.

Does this pic of Dick Cheney count? It's certainly what we'd call a dick pic.

Literally who?

- A question from a fellow literally who?.

Me unfortunately. I've been feeling under the weather for the past few days, plus me being a night owl I tend go to bed late anyway.

 

[nice]

So I am guessing that as a brit you are uncircumcised, right? How is that going for you?

If mutilating a baby boy will stop him from creating average AMA threads in the future, consider me sold.

@Aristophanes, go join Movie Night instead; it'll still be running for a few more hours. It will fuel any existing drug problem you have and you can listen to people dox themselves in voice chat.

All good fun.
You'll only regret it if you're sober.

 

[Aristophanes]

If mutilating a baby boy will stop him from creating average AMA threads in the future, consider me sold.

@Aristophanes, go join Movie Night instead; it'll still be running for a few more hours. It will fuel any existing drug problem you have and you can listen to people dox themselves in voice chat.

All good fun.
You'll only regret it if you're sober.

Thanks Nice, will do. I do have a bottle of scotch somewhere so I'll have a drink and I'll have a go.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Has it flown away yet

 

[Coldgrip]

Top three waifu picks.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

My question is "Is it too late to ask you anything?"